THE POINTLESS WAR
The topic for this contest is "The Pointless War" (just as it is pointless for me to be writing this first sentence).
THE RULES: Follow the script.. and uh, yeah. You will also have a higher chance of winning if you do any of the following:Ã,Â
1. Add some extra funny narration. Example: In the previous competition, the narration said (I think), "Bubba gets up from his chair" and Akumayo added "(that's a pretty hard task)". Things like that are allowed.
2. If you are able to do hilarious accents. Pretty self-explanatory.Ã,Â
Here we go:Ã,Â
Our cast of characters is this:
Hung Fu LouiÃ,Â
Harpinder G. Potty
Fricko Magricko
The King
You start after here:
NARRATOR
One day, the king of England got mad so he declared war on Canada.
(the scene quickly fades out to the king)
KING
I'm mad!! I'm going to start attacking Canada! General, prepare the troops!!
NARRATOR
And so the king of England declared war on Canada. Doh! I already said that. Anyways...
(the scene fades to canada)
NARRATOR
A group of teenagers are standing around in a very miniscule Canadian town.
TEEN 1 (Fricko Magricko)
Hey, bros, you know, like what?
TEEN 2 (Hung Fu Loui)
What?
FRICKO
I like do believe that there are like soldiers coming towards us!
HARPINDER
I see them, I see them!Ã,Â
LOUI
Great observation. Now you get one hundred dollars.
HARPINDER
Really?!!
LOUI
NO!!!!Ã,Â
FRICKO
Alright, my hombres, let's like go to our garage and like get some sweet weapons.
NARRATOR
About one hour later, they finally get the weapons and return.
FRICKO
HARPINDER
Oh, how nice! They came all this way! We don't have to walk a long distance.
LOUI
Yeah, and now we have to fight faster.
FRICKO
Don't worry, homedudes! I saw like an excellent movie where they had to fight in it and they were really little and-
LOUI
They have guns!
FRICKO
Now, what was that movie called....
(Fricko randomly guesses names of a movie, you can improvise for this)
LOUI
Enough of this, moron! They are about ten feet away from us!
FRICKO
Oh no!Ã,Â
NARRATOR
They draw their wooden sticks and start pounding the soldiers. Harpinder just stands there, commenting on the fighting.
HARPINDER
Quality, quality kill! Oh, that's going to hurt in the morning!
NARRATOR
Loui and Fricko fight valiantly against the brutally stupid soldiers, but it is of no avail. The soldiers knock Fricko and Loui unconscious. Harpinder runs home.Ã,Â
RANDOM SOLDIER
Oh great, who do we kill now?
RANDOM SOLDIER #2
I don't know. Let's go home.
NARRATOR
Here ends our story. The valiant Fricko, Loui, and Harpinder were awarded the Nobel Prize. And now, kiddies, the moral is: Don't act irrationally!!Ã,Â
RANDOM KID
What does "irrafionioni" mean?Ã,Â
NARRATOR
Er... nothing. The end!
The topic for this contest is "The Pointless War" (just as it is pointless for me to be writing this first sentence).
THE RULES: Follow the script.. and uh, yeah. You will also have a higher chance of winning if you do any of the following:Ã,Â
1. Add some extra funny narration. Example: In the previous competition, the narration said (I think), "Bubba gets up from his chair" and Akumayo added "(that's a pretty hard task)". Things like that are allowed.
2. If you are able to do hilarious accents. Pretty self-explanatory.Ã,Â
Here we go:Ã,Â
Our cast of characters is this:
Hung Fu LouiÃ,Â
Harpinder G. Potty
Fricko Magricko
The King
You start after here:
NARRATOR
One day, the king of England got mad so he declared war on Canada.
(the scene quickly fades out to the king)
KING
I'm mad!! I'm going to start attacking Canada! General, prepare the troops!!
NARRATOR
And so the king of England declared war on Canada. Doh! I already said that. Anyways...
(the scene fades to canada)
NARRATOR
A group of teenagers are standing around in a very miniscule Canadian town.
TEEN 1 (Fricko Magricko)
Hey, bros, you know, like what?
TEEN 2 (Hung Fu Loui)
What?
FRICKO
I like do believe that there are like soldiers coming towards us!
HARPINDER
I see them, I see them!Ã,Â
LOUI
Great observation. Now you get one hundred dollars.
HARPINDER
Really?!!
LOUI
NO!!!!Ã,Â
FRICKO
Alright, my hombres, let's like go to our garage and like get some sweet weapons.
NARRATOR
About one hour later, they finally get the weapons and return.
FRICKO
HARPINDER
Oh, how nice! They came all this way! We don't have to walk a long distance.
LOUI
Yeah, and now we have to fight faster.
FRICKO
Don't worry, homedudes! I saw like an excellent movie where they had to fight in it and they were really little and-
LOUI
They have guns!
FRICKO
Now, what was that movie called....
(Fricko randomly guesses names of a movie, you can improvise for this)
LOUI
Enough of this, moron! They are about ten feet away from us!
FRICKO
Oh no!Ã,Â
NARRATOR
They draw their wooden sticks and start pounding the soldiers. Harpinder just stands there, commenting on the fighting.
HARPINDER
Quality, quality kill! Oh, that's going to hurt in the morning!
NARRATOR
Loui and Fricko fight valiantly against the brutally stupid soldiers, but it is of no avail. The soldiers knock Fricko and Loui unconscious. Harpinder runs home.Ã,Â
RANDOM SOLDIER
Oh great, who do we kill now?
RANDOM SOLDIER #2
I don't know. Let's go home.
NARRATOR
Here ends our story. The valiant Fricko, Loui, and Harpinder were awarded the Nobel Prize. And now, kiddies, the moral is: Don't act irrationally!!Ã,Â
RANDOM KID
What does "irrafionioni" mean?Ã,Â
NARRATOR
Er... nothing. The end!