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Heh.

And, lo, did teh penish call out in a thunderous voice: "I rules yuo all!!1!!" and teh penish was no more.

If it has to be Eggie's idea of a game reference, then I could do it. It could be an online thing, updating quarter-yearly or so. Heh.

This site is either a woman or really gay...

Uncommon Knowledge about a penis:
Is it awake at night? I say Yes.
Can it do tricks? I say Yes.
...
Does it have feelings? I say Probably.
Can you eat off of it? I say Probably.
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Is it delicious? I say Probably.
Can you sit on it? I say Yes.
Is it addictive? I say Yes.
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Can you see it in a zoo? I say Yes.
Is it spontaneous? I say Yes.
Does it taste good? I say Yes.

Wow. What a perv.

Actually, it sounds more like a song.

The funny thing: That AGS AndyPenis Bible actually sounds like a good idea...  :o

Beccause of Rabbit, ,I ares commited siurciedD!!111!!

Good job!

Wait, that was irony.

Chris, great work as always!

Regions? So that means I have to re-do my use of hotspots for automatic door sensors? Damn you,  Chris! Damn you!!!

Heh, I've heard for so long that love comes when you least expect it. And it does. It's amazing sometimes.

I'm still keeping an optimistic view on life. Michelle and I talked last night after it happened, and we both came to the conclusion that I had a lot of things in my life to deal with. I had to be content with myself before I could love somebody else.

It was around senior year of high school (2000) that my self esteem was at its highest. I had many friends, I was confident in anything I did, I was active in many activities, and I was very outgoing. It all went downhill after that. I failed out of college. And had three relationships fail in certain aspects. My g/f of 9 months, the married girl that I knew I could never have, and Michelle.

We also talked about our friendship as a group, and I decided that I would stay with the group. I called up Sarah later on to tell her that I valued her (and Mike) as a friend and that I didn't realize that all day I had been ignoring them, while wondering what Michelle wanted to 'talk' to me about.

I made a conscientious decision to call out from work today so I could think things through. I think what I need to do, like Even, is to just go out there and see what's available. I can't be constricting myself to my house this much. I want to call up people I haven't talked to since I left Subway and ask them if they want to hang out. I have to stop obsessing over women and being so lonely without them.

Truth is, I do need the company of a woman. And that is what I need to work on. It's not normal to become attached within a matter of weeks. And the truth is, this is the fourth time this has happened to me. And with each time it occurs, I deal with it better and better. This time, a simple conversation helped me get over it all and I woke up feeling somewhat refreshed and good-natured. Today, after Howard Stern, I'm going to take a shower, visit the Subway I used to work at (which I haven't been to in a month and a half), and God knows what else after that.

This happened for a reason. It's taught me something. It was the slap in the face that I needed to get my life set straight and in order. And I feel good about it. For once.

I wrote in my journal tonight. Michelle broke off the relationship. A relationship that lasted a whole two weeks. Thing is, I fell in love with her. And it's not going to easy getting over her. Here is what I wrote:

I have to sever contact with the rest of the group yet again.

I knew it. I knew this wouldn't last. Nothing has ever lasted. I'm fucking sick of this shit. Nothing ever works out.

We hadn't even been going out for two weeks when she tells me that she feels uncomfortable. We had a fight the other day. Words were said. Words I regret. She said that this could never evolve beyond friendship. But hadn't it already?

We had sex four times. This doesn't include any other shit we did. ANd now it's fucking over. Just like that.

I can't do this shit anymore. I'm so exhausted, mentally and emotionally. I can't do this. I can't take it. I want to die. This has happened SO many times before in my goddamned life. Two-week relationships where I fall in love too fast and it's over before it's even begun. Why does this happen to me? What the fuck did I ever fucking do to deserve this shit? I need to get out, I need to go away, to somewhere far far away. Away from people that will tear my heart out and shit on it.

I'm too shocked and exhausted to cry. No matter what I do, the tears aren't there. It's happened too many times for me to react that way anymore. I give up.

Suicide is the pussy's way out. I wish there was a quick fix but there isn't. There is nothing I can do.

Just so you know, I'm not going to kill myself. I don't have the balls to do it. But things do really suck right now and you're really not going to see me around the boards or IRC much for awhile.

Also, "the group" refers to the four of us, Mike, Sarah, Michelle, and I who hang out alot. Or at least we used to. For the second time, I'm leaving the group. They can have fuun without me. I was ignored all day yesterday and today by Michelle. I just can't take it anymore.

I'm selfishly bumping this topic back up again...tho it will be lost again in a few days

I added a promotional poster!

What I need is small and very specific. I just need someone to help me think up a good puzzle involving a bar/nightclub and a gym/spa. The player needs to obtain a keycard to access a building and I want the player to have to go through the club and the spa to get it. I was thinking, maybe it's in a bad in the changing room at the spa, but something in the club is needed or something.

I think someone on the forums claimed he was good at this, but I forgot who. Hopefully he sees this.

Or, if you think you can help, email at TerranRich@yahoo.com

I'm waiting for By the Sword.

* TerranRich looks around with shifty eyes.

Well, I am...   hehe

Holy Jesus! That was awesome, eric!

* TerranRich creams his shorts...

Um.... It was great!

I haven't been around the beginners' forum much lately since I'm working on my game extra-hard, but I am more than willing to help out with people just starting out with AGS. It can be a scary thing the first time around.

I am willing to beta test anybody's game and in the process, I will check for typographical errors, plot errors, and graphical glitches, etc.

This is a specialty. I can do tons of accents, voices, and dialects for anybody. Just be specific as to what you want, and I'll be happy to provide it.

I design my characters in Poser, so they will turn out 3D. But the quality is still good, useful mostly for hi-res games. For an example of my work, check out http://harbinger-software.com/bts

I have a good vocabulary and excellent grammar/spelling skills, so just send your text over to me and watch the magic begin!

I can also provide small-scale web hosting under http://www.harbinger-software.com, if you want some space under that domain. Or, if you just want to sell your game, I'd be more than happy to sell it on my web site for a small 10% commission fee. (10 cents for every dollar)

You can contact me at richard.brum@harbinger-software.com or r_brum@email.com. I cheeck both equally as often.

I'm a plethora of resources and helpfulness just waiting to help.

[Harbinger Software Online :: By the Sword: C0NSPIRACY]

Well, I'm still hard at work on this game. Just wanted everybody to know that I've purchased a Dot-com address for my software company, at which has yet to be updated, but for now it's a more reliable link to my game's intro-demo!

The By the Sword site page and demo can now be found here:
Harbinger Software Online :: By the Sword: C0NSPIRACY

Enjoy!

Hmm, actually, I'm working on making the running/walking look better. As it is, you're right, it's too slow and sluggish and time-consuming. I'm probably just afraid to alter the speed numbers, for fear that I'll mess something up and it'll look even worse than ever.

Wow! The SQ6 interface...although in German...is quite nifty. Hmmm...ideas ideas ideas!!

He doesn't have the source...aka the AGS game files (DTA, AGS, whatever). All he has are the EXE files. He then asked if someone could "decompile" his game for him, i.e.,  take the EXE and do the reverse of what AGS does (i.e., compile the game). Then, you misunderstood, saying you could re-create the characters and lend some graphics, ,which reminded CheapAlert about the missing music from the game.

That help?

The forum is at http://www.bts-dev.tk/ I thought I emailed everybody with the new information. Don't worry, you didn't miss much, just a new script by Nellie, and some notes by a few of us. I was wondering why it's been dead lately :p

And yes, I do believe I can finish it in 2-3 months' time. I am working very hard on it, getting all the kinks out now before I run into problems later. Once I work out a system of using true/false flags for certain situations and determining whether or not the player did something or figured out something, then I'm sure everything else will be quite easy.

At the most, I figure 5-6 months. Still not that long, I hope.

For those of you who couldn't download it before, can you now? If so, did it work all right?

[Project:]

Wow, right place, right time. The first post to the Games in Production forum...

Project: By the Sword: Conspiracy
Web Site: http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/
What's Available: A rolling demo, which only is the entire intro to the game. (Download not yet available) AND a fully playable demo of Chapter One of the game, which may be downloaded HERE!!

Summary:
You play Ronald Ganon, a lieutenant in the Star Force, in the year 2197. You serve aboard the U.S.S. Merrimack under Captain Jonathan L. Perseus. One day, on a routine survey mission, the crew comes across an uncharted planet, called Jel'ek IV. You go down on a planetary mission with the ship's second-officer, Lieutenant-Commander Nathaniel Hathaway, as the team leader. Little do you know that the planet is already inhabited. What happens? Check the demo/intro and find out for yourself!

Screenshots:
http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/bts_new_offlounge.jpg: An example of the new graphical style, the Officers' Lounge, complete with dead bodies.
http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/cargohold_new.jpg: The new Cargo Hold.
http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/crashsite3.jpg: The shuttlepod crash-lands on a planet's surface. Modelled using Bryce, the old style. Not sure if I can re-do this in Poser well.
http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/new_vipsuite.jpg: The new VIP Guest Suite. Not sure if I'm going to keep it as a one-room deal with bed and desk in the same room, or a multiple-room deal with only the office area available.
http://www.rain-day.com/harbinger/bts/newcorridor.jpg: The new corridors. Darker, rougher, and more ominous. Just how I like it!


Current Project Status:
Story/Plot: 100%
Dialog: 30%
Graphics: 10% (re-doing all rooms, characters, items, objects, etc.)
Speech: 5% (will recruit soon, a bit of dialog done by LGM as Narrator)

Hell, when I finish my game, I'm putting my real name out there for recognition, so people can know who made that piece of crap! I'm even going to use my middle initial,  to sound all important and high and mighty... Richard J. Brum

Yes, I can see it now...