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Sex is a very painful, even violent process for a lot of animals and they still feel the primordial biochemical urge to mate...

It is for a lot of humans too...

How about a zipper (a la Leisure Suit Larry)?

And as for the "Bushbummers" comment you made.Ã,  Did you not think about that before typing it?Ã,  You're against gays, which makes you either 1. A fanatically religious f*ckwit with no knowledge of the real world, or 2. A f*ckwit who's listened to his homophobic parents, who are most likely using strong feelings against a type of person to cover the fact that they're attracted to them, but not confident enough in there own sexuality to say so.

Does anyone have any knowledge of the real world, besides what they themselves have experienced?

I was just wondering... is it even legal for you to be writing a Bone game, anyway?

You're not a misanthrope, you just need to get laid.

Oui, je suis tres laid. Votre point c'est?

Why do the sex icons only represent heterosexual sex?

I'm against gay people AND straight people. I like to be equal opportunity in my discrimination.

You know, from the title of this thread, I thought HOTU had produced a Canadian counterpart.

Disney's Toontown Online!

Perhaps. And try this site for other SLUDGE games. Particularly, I recommend Nathan's Second Chance (as well as Out of Order and my own Cubert Badbone, P.I., if you haven't already played them).

What Sega Genesis games do you have? I might be willing to buy one (or more than one) off of you...

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Nah, just getting the water out of the fountain would work just fine. I believe there's something in your room that might be able to help you.

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No walkthroughs! Walkthroughs BAD!

(Well, there IS one, but the guy who's writing it hasn't finished it yet, so it won't be of use to you...)

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Remember when you were examining that poisoned dart for clues? It had a rather distinctive smell to it, don't you think?

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Sure, come in here for hints all you want! (Unless, of course, someone deems it necessary for me to move to the AGS hints forum...)

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Yes, you need to beat the arcade game. If you lose enough times, the kids in the arcade will give you hints.

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Rosie, the story path you've taken is different from the one Flocking took. (There are four different paths that lead to their own separate endings.) That means that the puzzles you have to solve do not relate to the ones he/she has to solve.

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You should try and do something so that Chico won't come back into the gift shop when he chases you after you shoplift. Maybe if you could somehow make him slip and fall...

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You don't just need any dessert, you need the SACRED dessert. In other words, you gotta go somewhere much fancier than room service or the SLUDGE Bar to get what you need...

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Whoa. I never knew about this novel before, but it looks rather interesting. I think I'll buy myself a copy... but only because I hate reading novels on a computer screen. And it's written by a Canadian, so I'll get somewhat cheaper shipping.

There's a walkthrough, but it's incomplete, and doesn't yet cover the particular path you've chosen...

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Go back to the Spit Valve and see if you can get the Circle Worshippers to help you. Making them think you're their Messiah might help.

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There are no dead ends.

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Try doing something to the table you're hiding under.

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