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#201
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Mon 14/08/2017 12:08:27
leave, the overseer said.
#202
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Fri 11/08/2017 00:12:52
declare you goat and
#203
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 10/08/2017 02:08:45
that was found when
#204
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Wed 09/08/2017 11:29:03
the goat butter machine
#205
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Sun 30/07/2017 15:28:58
create a feeling of
#206
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Fri 28/07/2017 09:56:22
you realize that butter
#207
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 27/07/2017 14:42:30
"mainstream" for the goats.

And here is the summary for chapter 4:

A new beginning was in order to correct the mistakes made by malodorous creatures with goat flat feet. 
It would be challenging to convince the judge to convict the goat. 
Even with the mountains flattened because of the huge flying saucer that Du'Ray'Cell summoned to undo The never ending bunny.
But still, they would carry on dancing merrily round the mulberry bush.
It was said that two wise homeless men died when they saw the unfathomable darkness of solitude and monkeys which enjoyed dining on mouldy goat carcasses covered in sweet putrefied flesh and even sweeter royal icing.
It was a feast, not for the eyes but for the small intestine of the lesser known heroes of the realm of flatulence.
Several goats joined the feast, showing appallingly bad taste in regards to their choice of Hawaiian shorts and heavy snow jackets.
But it worked, and the fashion police came rejoicing greatly about the goatskin jackets that the fedora wearing american archeologist had found in Tutankhamun's chamber pot, leading to the goat's conviction happening, a.k.a. The GCH.
Every time it rains, the goats are herded into coffee shops where they sit and gossip about greener grass on the back of a giant pimple.
Suddenly, the coffee, which was formerly delicious, became rather lukewarm, like the semen of a shaggy Arabian horse.
Then, in unison, people started to yell "Hakuna Matata!".
And suddenly they all grew horns and hooves and galloped into the mouth of a giant thermonuclear reactor core, which caused them to become superheroes who fought against people staring at goats.
Twenty years later, the horrendous smell of their feces could be used to seduce a large group of trolls into relinquishing the secret to the island of monkeys where people go to read Agatha Christie novels and spread their sweaty skin all over.
Meanwhile, the polar caps continued to be exploited by Santa and his shameless nudist elves, who loved to put their tiny asses in the snow.
It was ironic because elves always complain about how the cold snow makes their feet swallow.
Later, the goats eventually settled their differences with a roshambo tournament; however, due to their hooves they couldn't quite walk nor rashambo each other.
Unfortunately it was the final round of the popular game known as "Eat Your Own Head While Jumping On One", a traditional pastime in the outermost reaches of Flatheadia.
The naughty spanking of apple trees in your area is a way to distract the public from truth that Tycho Magnetic Anomalies happen, even if you don't yet notice them happening.
Which is all very Christmas and a happy gay old time for humbug-loving aardvark mutatants, considering the fact that most them don't even have a pre-frontal cortex but they do have a good sense of whether or not they're genuinely funny, or just desperately trying to get a glimpse of the second sun.
"Enough!" said Gurok, who ironically was the cause for the first sun becoming too "mainstream" for the goats.
#208
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 27/07/2017 09:56:49
the cause for the
#209
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Wed 26/07/2017 13:08:10
desperately trying to get
#210
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Tue 25/07/2017 14:30:01
a good sense of
#211
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Mon 24/07/2017 11:29:50
, considering the fact that
#212
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 20/07/2017 09:07:23
, even if you don't
#213
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 20/07/2017 06:42:05
your area is a
#214
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Tue 18/07/2017 13:20:55
popular game known as
#215
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Mon 17/07/2017 08:54:11
Unfortunately it was the
#216
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Fri 14/07/2017 09:53:09
how the cold snow
#217
The Rumpus Room / Re: The 4 word story thread
Thu 13/07/2017 12:27:21
to put their tiny
#218
I finished the game on android the other day and I really enjoyed it. Great graphics, good controls, overall very atmospheric. I liked the story too. I think it is not necessary to answer all questions that have been raised. Hope it sells good enough to see a sequel in the future.
#219
Completed Game Announcements / Re: Metal Dead
Tue 07/10/2014 07:56:45
Thank you, I took the first one (X0E0M-93XTV-GL5TD).
#220
I recently finished it. Really great game! Thanks. :cool:
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