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Wait, didn't you get anything from me?

LOL, that was hilarious!
I'm glad you really got into it, even though, you thought this is sick!Ã, 
Your interpretation of Donnie was much more perverted and less pathetic than I imagined him, (no wonder, you thought the script was sick) but it's hilarious nonetheless!Ã, 
I was laughing my ass off!
And when you said "...club some baby seals?" you sounded just like Neil Goldman, so it was just fitting!

Anybody else out there who wants to try and top this?

[da rulez:]

Okay, just for the sake of formality...

da rulez:

Ã,  Ã,  * A theme for the competition will be given by the host
Ã,  Ã,  * Participants are required to create a comic (sequential art, i.e. at least two panels,
Ã,  Ã,  Ã,  Ã, otherwise it's a cartoon, not a comic) adhering to that theme
Ã,  Ã,  * Participants are free to use any techinique for creating that comic
Ã,  Ã,  * Each competition will last half a month
Ã,  Ã,  * The host of each competition will decide on the winner who will also host the next competition

Okay, having that sorted out, the theme:

A day in a geek's life

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You can't tell me, that you wouldn't come up with something for this, so get busy!!! (...if you want.)

How about that?
Seems, like I'm becoming the king of competitions!
This really does good for my low self-esteem! 
Okay, let's see, what I can come up with... 

Aw, c'mon! Is it really that sick?
I mean, who's the one, who wrote a script about a clown, who turns little children into hamburgers? Huh? HUH?!?!
To answer you question: I could have written nymphomaniac, but I didn't come up with the word and I like my term better!

Here's my entry:

I hope it's not breaking any rules!

Okay, my first time I provide a script for the voice competition!
Since I am so uninspired, I decided to use a situation from a webcomic I'm planning.
Sound effects are appreciated but not neccesary!

List of characters and some of their mannerisms, so you can understand them better:Ã, 
Tim
Donnie (Ubergeek)
Sabrina (Hobby-slut)
Vicky (Sabrina's bestest girlfriend on the world)

Okay, here goes:

(Tim, Donnie, Sabrina and Vicky are standing at the bus stop, waiting for the school bus.)
Vicky: I'll smoke one, before the bus arrives...
Sabrina: Good idea! I'll too!
(Vicky lights a cigarette and looks over to Sabrina.)
Vicky: Err... Sabrina? You have a tampon in your mouth!
Sabrina: Oh... And I thought, I'm having the clap, again!
Vicky: Oh, the bus is coming!
(Vicky throws away her cigarette and enters the bus, Donnie picks it up and licks it with pleasure)
Donnie: *Sigh!*
Tim: Hey!
Donnie: Yikes!
Tim: What are you doing?
Donnie: I, er, was just assuring, that this cigarette wasn't burning anymore!
Tim: Say, are you in love with Vicky?
Donnie: *Sigh* Yes, it's true! I love her since I accidentally stepped into the girl's room in school and caught her with no pants on!
Tim: I heard more than I wanted to know...
(Later, in school, the bell rings to announce the break. Tim and Donnie leave their class room)
Tim: Hey, look, Vicky is standing over there! Ask her out!
(Tim pushes Donnie in Vickys direction)
Donnie: Oof! Er, hey, Vicky!
Vicky: Yeah?
Donnie: I was wondering, whether you'd like to...
Vicky: Yeah?
Donnie: ...err, club some baby seals?
(Awkward silence)
Vicky: Err... Sorry, but I have to go somewhere, er, where you aren't!
(Vicky walks away, Tim walks over to Donnie and stares at him reproachful.
Donnie: I WAS NERVOUS!!!

The script might contains grammar mistakes. Just correct them.
@ManicMatt: Sorry, that the script contains four characters, but one of them barely has something to say.
I hope, you'll join anyway!Ã, 

Ze Powerpuff girls!

Haha funny! I'm keeping this file incase I ever want a character in a game of mine to have a german accent, it'll be a reference!

Hell, yes, I'd feel honoured!

It also added to the funnyness that all the characters were german accents- even the british, east indian, and chinese guys!

Yeah, yeah, I didn't want to, but it's my natural accent!
...wait, there was an east indian guy?!?
And I thought, the chinese guy would be a japanese guy. (I just can't tell one from the other!)
I tried to give him a japanese accent, but it's god-awful! Sorry for that!

I just listenend to your version, Thomas. Man, that was hilarious and quite cute in a dusturbing sort of way .

Err... thank you?

Even if you had had a competitor you would have been the winner for me. I especially liked the 'Leck mich am Arsch' part . It completely made my day. Danke schön

Haha, you speak german? Are you even german?
Gern geschehen!

well it looks like thomas is going to win. I have a feeling no one else is going to enter. In that case, you better get to work on the next competition's theme, thomas.

Okay, I hope I will manage that...Ã,  :o
Well, I was hoping to make you laugh, and I magaged it! Yay for me! 

I second lo_res_man.
You should at least try it.
It's a good thing, that you admit, that you might have a problem.
And it's better to do something about it, before it gets worse!
And I think, it's no shame to join the AA.
It would be a shame, to ignore one's problems.

Oh and the download wouldn't download.

BLAST!
I changed to a sipmler one-click-hoster:
Click!

Please, try it again!Ã, 

*gg* I'm glad, you liked it!
I was afraid, it would be totally emberassing.
Well, I guess it was, but well...
Maybe I should join more often...
Anybode else care to join?
It would be boring without competition!

Well, there is a waiting time.
When it ran out, click on the "free download links", then on "Click here to download".
The download should then start automatically.

If I manage to collect enough courage, I, too, would enter, but then I might win and then I'd have to come up with something new and I'm so unoriginal!

EDIT: You know what? I just went for it! It's completely stupid and emberassing and I kept in some, er, "ad-libbed" stuff in and it's my first time, so I don't know if I've done everything right, but even I found it dead funny when I was listening to it, so here goes:
http://www.filefactory.com/?4ff1ca

Oh, and about that hilarious german accent: it's real!Ã, 
@ManicMatt: Please join, so I'm not a lonely nut!!!Ã, 

I'd like to take the opportunity to apologize for our stupid world cup mascot.
I know, it's the stupidest animal germans created since the crazy frog!

A FG-reference for good ol' Flukey:


Next: Yodaman takes revenge on me for this!

Little hint: There is an item you can't pick up until a certain part of the game.

Correct me, if I'm wrong.

I shall never use this line again!!!

So, this X-Factor story from back then must haven been one of the false ones.
Couldn't quite remember.

There is already an ambulance outside the buildung.
Not very realistic, is it?
Well, it could be a preparation, but as far as I know, everything you need is a device to suck out the poison.
Correct me, if I'm wrong.

Yes, there is a cast, but revealing them would ruin the fun.Ã, 

Yeah, you might be right.
But I always wondered what Ben might sound like.
I'm so looking forward to find out!

Well, I like it!
Full voice acting, eh? That's going to be interresting.
Do you already have a complete cast?
And if yes, would you reveal it?