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LIVE FROM THE HAUNTED CANDLE SHOP!

Lemon Demon's new CD is officially out and about. Buy it now. Buy a bunch and throw them around your room, except for one which you must save for listening to.

Features include:
47 minutes of 17 tracks of pure joy and joy byproducts!
Album art and documentation, with lyrics (may require magnification to view)!
Rainbowy reflective CD!
Covers of They Might Be Giants and an obscure Japanese video game commercial theme!
And much much more!

Don't be the only person in your neighborhood who hasn't yet bought Lemon Demon's "Live from the Haunted Candle Shop"!


PS, I might as well mention that my friend Logan Whitehurst has just released a new album as well, and it's probably better than mine.

I figure what with all the posts about newbie turmoil, cancer, and car crashes, I may as well divulge my problems.
I've been getting sort of depressed. My life is not very tragic at all, but it's the boredom that gets me. I'm homeschooled, and don't have much of a social life outside of my family and neighbors. This summer in particular has been getting me down. Every day my basic options are to be on the computer, watch TV, or just sit around outside. Sometimes it's just so boring that I lose all my energy, and get depressed for a few hours. Right now is one of those times.
All I ever do is wait, but I don't know what I'm waiting for, which is not a good feeling at all. If all you ever do is kill time, then you're probably going get morbid. (That might make a good signature quote, folks.)
I can't think of anything to do. I'd like to meet people, but I don't exactly see kids roaming around in the street. Am I supposed to break into peoples houses and force them to make my acquaintance? Face it, the only true social hotspot for teenagers is the frickin' public school system. Maybe I could hang out near the high school every day and phone in bomb threats. I guess you'd call that "anti-social socializing".
Kids don't have much interest in knowing anybody who doesn't know their friends. I don't really know anybody, so I'm out of luck. I do have a good friend who's in the school system and knows a lot of people, but he's just not reliable and has never really been much help. Plus, he's in Georgia right now.
So there you are. My social life is close to nil, what can I do about it?
If you say "go back to school" I will kill you.

Although EldKatt won the last Tune Contest, he hasn't been around, and forgot to start the next one. So Sluggo asked me to host this one. Ok? Ok.

This week's rules:
Movie theme. Cover your favorite movie theme song in any style you want. Be creative about it. Do a mariachi version of the James Bond theme, or a heartfelt ballad based on the PumaMan theme.

May the best tune win.

Ready set go!!!

I just got this email:

I noticed that you are an aspiring songwriter. My name is M. Ebert and I am the founder of Kid Antrim Music, a forum geared towards the discovery and recognition of emerging and developing songwriting talent. We are currently welcoming submissions from solo acts or bands of any age group or music genre that would be interested in appearing on one of our 2003 Compilation CDs, which will be distributed to various record labels and radio stations nationwide.
If any of your songs are invited to appear, each CD would contain your contact information for listeners interested in getting more info on your music. To submit a song from your MP3.com website, please email us (KidAntrim2001@aol.com) and specify the website where your music can be downloaded and your song title(s). Upon submission, we also ask that you provide us with your postal mailing address so that we may properly contact you in the coming months with additional information.
This is a great chance to share your music with other songwriters and various factions of the music industry. For more info, visit www.kidantrimmusic.com.  We look forward to hearing from you soon, and hope you can help us spread the word about this venture.

M. Ebert - Founder of Kid Antrim Music

Kid Antrim Music
P.O. Box 1570
Ronkonkoma, NY 11779
www.kidantrimmusic.com

According to their FAQ, I'll need to pay them 50 dollars if they pick me to be on a compilation. Does it sound like a scam to anybody?

http://www.luckystarscattery.com/KittyCam.htm

One of our mother cats had a litter of seven lovely little kitties several days ago, and now thanks to The KittyCam, any passing web surfer can bask in their cuteness.

If you're lucky, maybe you can see them nursing off their mother's engorged teats!!!! Don't you wish you could cuddle wif them? (the kittens, not the teats)

http://www.lucasarts.com/products/freelancepolice/

I knew it was coming, but I'm so damn excited to see it! The 3D models are a bit queer looking (not the homosexual kind of queer) but I still cannot wait!

I made this for a background in Suspico. I haven't finished it though, because it's an interior scene and I just can't seem to do interiors.

Step aside, m0ds!!1111

Well, I made a silly little movie using some special effects and lens flare. I actually shot the footage months ago with a friend, but we never completed it and only just now did I decide to edit it into something. And here you go.
Captain Domino vs Doctor Crow

I'm the skinny guy.

Satan Quest, the game where YOU are Satan!



This is my short game. My goal with this was just to get something out there. Now I'm able to say that I made a decent, completed game in AGS, and it's just a wonderful, tingly feeling.
The game is about Satan, who is summoned from Hell by a timid man who wants to trade his soul. Satan's a businessman at heart, so he'll go to fair lengths to carry out this man's wish.
Enjoy.
CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD IT!