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Oh boy, let the cliches roll. Let me guess, you're gonna say something about lens flare next.

I would think that if a person had to resort to swear words everytime he needed to show emotion, he would have quite a poverty in his language skills

That is fucking ironic.

Well, when I'm through I'll be sure to tell you what it's like.

Considering that I'm the only one here with any testosterone, that's a testiment to my sheer man-power.
And if your frail British ears can't handle shit, then get please resign from this forum, because everybody but me is full of shit here anyway. Shit shit shit. Shit shit shit damn hell ass shit.

No, there's more to intelligent discussions than cussing. Ever seen a real flame war before?

Besides, I've only used a handful of curse words so far. Plenty of vulgarity, but it has substance. It isn't just cussing.

Well, it's on. I say we post commentary in this thread.

I never once thought it was plagiarized, because only LGM could possibly be capable of such a bland attempt at burnination. Sure you've got the flame, LGM, but you don't got the soul. Everything that comes out of your drooling maw is absolutely worthless. The only thing you're good for is beating off, which I admit will come in handy some day when you need to pleasure old men for Twinkies money.

TK: Please do, just wipe properly this time. Everybody's sick of your horrible ass funk. It's probably why janitor at school won't give you a rimjob.


I don't know where I'm going with this...

What about...

a guitar string
a car air freshener
a laser pointer
nine-sided dice
suction cup boots
corn cob holders
a pair of Chucks shoes
a shrunken head
a violin
a poker chip
contact lenses
a counterfeit dollar
semen

TK, I can't even read all that shit. It's like a giant unformatted pile of retarded goat bile. Do us a favor, print your hellish run-on sentence out onto some good quality paper, roll it up into a straw, and go felch yourself.

Meanwhile, Andail secretly PMs Migs, digital camera on and pants off.

Homo.

Okay, we got a couple foreign teenage putzes bickering in broken English here, with a little bit of DG's tragically misguided sense of irony pissing in the corner. So far this whole thing sucks.
The thing about newbies is that it's funny as fuck to watch them getting on the oldbies' nerves. Extra points if it's some jailbait dingbat who can get m0ds' little libido going, which isn't terribly hard because he's the most desperate prick on the whole forum. It'll be a sad day when he inevitably renders himself sterile via some idiotic pyrotechnics mishap.
So there's the definitive answer. The more newbies, the better. The more they annoy our effeminate leaders into uppity acts of pouting and wrist flailing, the better. Go newbies, you hopeless little bastards.

EDIT: Oh, and Eminem sucks musty veteran cock.

Yeah, cuz we have real flame wars here ALL the time...
I dunno, this idea could be a lot of fun if we kept it in the right tone, but I do have a feeling that it might cause some problems and unleash some rather unpleasant sides to various members....

Oh boy, this is gonna be a whole thread of near-Darwin Award worthy experiences, isn't it?

Does it matter? There's probably nothing funnier than pirates yelling in French.
Well, I guess Dutch or German would be funnier. Japanaese would be even funnier.
But French is pretty darn funny.

If a 17 year old guy doesn't think something's sexy, I don't think you can blame it on his age...  
I dunno, I just keep thinking about the circus.

I've come across the site on my own as well. Not a huge coincidence...

I guess some guys would find that sexy... but it just puts a very ridiculous image in my head.

I'd fuse it with FPS... Imagine playing an adventure game with the first person, free range of exploration of an FPS. It's probably been done, but probably not to its full potential.

If you could hack Monkey Island 1 and change the graphics and dialog, how would you alter it?