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WARNING: VULGARITY

There was a young man from Nantucket
With a penis so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a vag I could $@!% it."

I have to go with "It would be cool" considering I have far more fun recording voice clips for the conlang than I do with the English ones.

Haha. At least it was original. Also sorry, I typoed your name. *pslim

*bows*

And this, folks, is why I have no right even attempting to do art.

That's brilliant, palim. I can only dream of doing something that good.

If I was actually going to use him in a game I'd agree with you, but I don't intend this as anything but spriting practice so the feasibility of the subject in a game environment is a moot point.

"Don Juan"

With his grammar skills he scored the chicks
Using heretofore unheard-of tricks
Obfuscating his nouns
Wearing pink dressing gowns
And installing Linux for kicks.

But the grammar nerd's now met his match
She has proven one hell of a catch
She programs assembly
Won singles at Wembley
And to Don Juan she did attach.

So she's ended the days of the rover
His tail-hunting days are now over
By all known statistics
His cunning linguistics
Are just for that woman in Dover.

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"Aerowallace's Wallet"

I'd witnessed a horrible crime
I was crapping my pants at the time
Then a blue-painted eye
Dropped down from the sky
And offered me many a dime.

The eye was attached to a Scot
With a fortune my silence was bought
And he wore a kilt too
Was that how he flew?
Well maybe, but probably not.

I asked his name when business ended
"William Wallace." he said then ascended
He faded from view
But this story ain't true
This never occurred, I pretended.

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"Orange"

An orange? By all means, why not?
I'm dying of thirst and it's hot
Squeeze it into a glass
The juice gives me gas
And causes my houseplant to rot.

Oranges, oranges, yay!
They're orange and they're here to stay
I must say that I would
Marry one if I could
Mark my words I will soon find a way.

The thought that I'm cheating occurred
I admit such a thing was inferred
But then you never said
From the line that I read
That orange must be the last word!

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Nice try at finishing the limerick, Sylvr. ^_^ If I hadn't gone with the humorous non-limerick ending, it would probably have ended something like...this.

The penguins all stood and they cheered
Though some nastier ones sat and jeered
But they all wound up dead
Overdosed on their med
As the penguin apocalypse neared.

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By all means SSH, don't let me keep the limerick fun for myself!

Hmm...okay...I don't actually know what that first line means, so I'm going to take a completely random approach to this one.

While out on the Cam in a punt
I spotted some men on the hunt
They were chasing a fox
With some dogs and a box
And I wanted to save the poor runt.

So I got out my elephant gun
And loaded the chamber, what fun!
Blew the men all away
In a merciless spray
Then my fox-saving mission was done.

But just then my poor furry friend fell
Was he okay? I just couldn't tell
I ran to help out
Gave a curse and a shout
'cause I shot the damn fox up as well.

Their meeting was soon underway
All the penguins had come out to play
With cough syrup in hand
And a penguin brass band
The yo-yo club elder did say:

"Now pengins hear me, one and all!
Though I'm drunk I'm still having a ball
With my wonderful thing
Plastic toy on a string!"
Then he promptly ran into the wall.

The penguins all stood and they cheered
Though some nastier ones sat and jeered
And they chanted "We love Sylvr!"
...
...
Which wasn't a very good idea in a limerick because nothing rhymes with it, proving once and for all that penguins should never drink cough syrup.

Your short "limitation" is flattering
While all other posters are nattering
It's all been great fun
But I really must run
My feet they will soon be a-pattering

For bed is my next destination
To dream of my next innovation
Five minutes to three
In the morning, oh gee!
The lateness is causing vexation

So I'll bid you adieu, my good friends
This post, much like all good things, ends
But I'll be back tomorrow
So none of your sorrow
And what will I write? That depends!

Challenge...

ACCEPTED!

"Latrop"

You awake with a pain in your head
You're quite lost but at least you're not dead
Some tender advice
Gets you started, how nice!
Though I'd likely have chosen the bed.

GlaDOS is not to be trusted
Her cognitive functions are rusted
If you listen you'd better
Heed me to the letter
In acid you'll soon be encrusted.

So goodbye, Companion Cube, bye
You've gone to that place in the sky
Though you'll be missed, boo hoo
One thing is quite true
THE MOTHER@%$! CAKE IS A LIE!

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"Hukt on Pillz"

"Now Pacman," the old shrink began
"I'm pleased to meet you, the name's Dan
Please state your addiction
With utmost conviction
And tell me as much as you can."

"Well you see, it's like this," Pacman said
"These things follow me round and they're dead!
It's making me crazed
They're only erased
By these pills that I pop in my head!"

"That's a problem, it's true," said the shrink
"For a fee this will help you, I think."
So he coughed up the scratch
For the Nintendo patch
And now Pacman is trying to eat Link.

A film from ninteteen eighty-eight
Which is quite undeniably great
'bout an FBI man
With a real cunning plan
With a mafia boss lies his fate.

For after the death of old Frankie
Angela's understandably cranky
Tries to leave the old life
Of the Mafia wife
For to be a glam dame, fair and lanky.

Then a Kellogg's mascot steals the show
And of course I mean Tony Russo
He's "The Tiger" to most
A most generous host
But the truth is he's lower than low.

Sorry matti, I was being retarded. It's been a long day at work...

I actually momentarily forgot that I could do that. XD

Thanks for the pointers. I knew the eyes were too bright, and the hair was off, and the mouth was crap, and the skin tone was awful...I just wasn't quite sure how to go about salvaging them. XD

Can you post that at 4x size so I can get a better look at it though, please?

Did I tell you that I know this guy?
Lives in mountains, incredibly shy?
But there are still some things
For which his heart sings
For which he would happily die.

He sells belly lint bounce balls for profit
If you had a cap surely you'd doff it
On eBay he sells
"Made in China!" he tells
And if you have cheese he will scoff it.

For he loves camembert and edam
Ever since force-fed cheese by his mam
It's relieving to me
That I'm not made of brie
If I was he would eat me with jam.

They're not all that bad at all, really. There are some glaring flaws, but it's definitely a better attempt than I could do I'm sure.

One thing about them is that they're very...bare. There isn't a whole lot going on in them and it just doesn't look like a very interesting room for an adventure game. Also, in your second screenshot you've got some funky perspective going on with that doorway, it looks like the door goes through to an uphill golf green with a bed at the end of it. Seriously, from the angle the foreground room is at, a straight carpet wouldn't be angled like that and you wouldn't see that bed from there anyway.

You also seem to have been a great fan of ridiculous textures back in the day.

They're eerily cute on the whole
But if to befriend them's your goal
You'd better beware
Of that furious glare
The hamsters will soon have your soul.

The Great Walrus has called on his friends
All the creatures on whom he depends
Briefed on the situation
The whole mammal nation
Is dying to see how it ends

So the war will begin really soon
All the hamsters will fly to the moon
Their plan will be unfurled
To blow up the world
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Hm. I'll try uploading them somewhere else. (Or alternatively try right click-save as)

Edit: Uploaded them on MediaFire instead. Should hopefully work okay.

Is it sad that I've finished every game in the LucasArts post?

I don't think Kiwi's conclusion was ambiguous at all. XD It's fairly obvious what happens to him in the end, sadly.

Always remember to take your towel.