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I just want to let you all know I'm starting up the official whore house where I will take my rightful place as the Madam.

It is the job I was BORN to do.

So any buxom women who want a job, come see me. There will be flowing wine, dancing girls and good times to be had by all.

Can't speak for women, but if it comes to that, I'm ready to change my sex for these fellows and studs here.

Yeah, Micallef it was, thanks a lot. That's not really a word one remebers. It's like naming some show Beghwagoogoobö. Or maybe I'm just not familiar enough with these Aussie-names.

Anyway, I recommend this show to everyone who likes a good laugh.

Hi there. I started wondering... There was this awesome , Australian iirc, sketch show running on tv a few years back here. I used to watch the last few episodes that I ramdomly cought while they were on, and each time I fell off my chair several times. THe program was one of the funniest I've ever seen.

I think it was named after someone's surname, but not sure. It also had this sketch about the program where people challenged their relatives to do something awful, dunno it's name either, a sucky show, but a great sketch of it. Now I was wondering, there is usually at least someone who knows what I'm talking about, so if you could kindly name the show, I'd see to it again, please.

Thanks.

yes and I got nothing out of it

Does that say "coc lov" in a weird X-like pattern?

Looks cute. But the guy on the O looks like he's falling. Maybe you could place him inside the letter...

then the hanging guy doesn't actually look like he's handing on anything, I'd suggest you make it more obvious. Make the V look like a handle etc, I dunno.

: oh ya sure, same thing they say to flashers.

Yeah, I get that a lot

hmmm, then make it boobs for females. the longer the penis, the bigger the boobs... Why? because they both mean the world to us men.

...or having a big penis doesn't need graphical reward.

You know, we could compromise though and give each member a graphical penis under their avatar and make it longer in certain occasions, competitions, awards etc.

Like I didn't know Swedish Det är just bra det!

Ok, about the new one, the girls look a bit like they had some skin-disease. I suppose you could smoothen the cheecks a bit. Especially Marta's cheeck and forehead, Sara's and Fanny's cheeck. And a bit radical suggestion, but if you added something to the blank area too. It looks a bit lonely, I have no idea what to suggest, sorry, I'm a bit unexperienced in these.

EDIT: ok, now it would be much easier to write that thing correctly if this thing didn't edit it to txt style spelling XD

Or maybe it's because it's the ninth atm and there's almost 25 days to go.

I completely agree with Scotch on this. Internal competition is not what we need, especially if we wish to keep the friendly atmosphere as it is. I wouldn't like people showing off with points as I don't like the trophies. I'm sure both are fair ideas, but still, a bit pointless imo.

This really freaked me out. I mean, I read it was a top view from a tree and then I looked at the picture and felt dizzy. That might have been because I'm a bit tired and have a fear of hights, but that truly convised me. LOVE IT.

Though the colour of the braches is a bit odd. Well, makes it look cool.

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First of all, AWESOME MUSIC and pretty girls too. A bit of errors in playing here and there, but not too much. I shall make a note to myself to get the record, should there be one, this is for a demo right?

Anyhow, I really liked the first try on the first sight. Then I read ManicMatt's comment on the blur and I noticed it and I must agree. The angle in the original photo is really effective and looks professional to me. I also like the green-white thing you di to the photo, though it does bring sort of a neo-dance -record feeling to it. I recall some guy calling himself Darude here in Finland, playing bullshit, and that clolour scheme brings that to my mind.
Ã,  Ã,  As it is folk, great folk, we are talking about, I'd suggest, as you had though, I presume, something more traditional -kind. THe first one pic does have too much white in it too. I especially like the forest picture next to that one, I know it wouldn't fit with the band photo, but something to it, or to the style, you know what I mean.

Now what I want you to do is to first of all link to their website and give me their phone numbers , and then take a little bit milder approach to the gradients.

EDIT: Oh, oh, okay, well I just realized there was a scroller there... I'd say make some small borders on the front cover. I like it like that. and to back cover, read the latter.

So you've never "done" a fish? it's quite similar with mermaids. Though the fish don't like it that much, they're so small, you know, but I'm sure a mermaid would enjoy it as much as I did with the fish. Though I think mermaids, at least most of them lack the dorsal fin, which makes it twice as fun.

Just to point out anonumously: You all see what this so called democracy does to you?!?!? a few days and there's a war and a rebellion and soon there'll be a civil war. Mark my words, you're as doomed as my mother.

Tuomas

Ignore that one... and this letter will self destruct in... hmm, a few seconds or hours or maybe even weeks, who knows.

[Nemesis 4]

hmm, I wonder... or then again I don't, why noone has seen Nemesis 4. I don't know about the earlier if there were any, but I got this one on vhs as a christmas present once. It's about a bodybuilder woman who walks around the ruins in Kosovo naked and has sex with kyborgs and then kills them. I've seen it about 5 times and I still have no idea why she has to do that... But she shoots a helicopter down with a pistol, yet no parts fall. And she makes one bubble WV go all GTA

Yeah, I'll enter too, don't worry, just as I get back home I'll finish my story.

I'm not going to reveal the secret behind mine but I'm going to mention this here. nah nah

Ok, I've reconsidered... I might join if this were a communist state/island.

Umm, dude, at least double the price. That must be worth more money. umm, can't you take it to one of these places where they give you money and let you buy it back later when you have some. And if you don't, they'll sell it forward?

Eh... SSH as prime minister... ummm, eh, you didn't see me escaping on that boat back there. And I hope you have as .. hmm... disaster-free lifes in there...

Tuomas, nice Colbert-like satire...

Thanks, thb, I was kind of aiming to that Though apparently some of us didn't get that -_-...

How is the tax percentage a measure of freedom?
That suggests that the less money you have in the US, the more free you are as you have to pay less tax, which is clearly nonsense.
The people decided (by voting for socialist governments) that they wanted to pay more tax in Europe.

This is not for me, is it? considering the latter quote...