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was going to google the line... but I think you're not THAT stupid.

Like the one in your banner, right?

Yeah Galen, some respect please!

Seriously though, once I heard the words England and Reform I knew there'd be no hope

Oh man, but that'll make everyone format their posts into stupid ass hole non-conservative kind of, eh, posts. What we need is posts with minimun formatting. Bold I can take, italic, if not used too much, but underlining, no way!

After all the celebrating, the US people have shown, that it's not only the government the Al Qaida are planning to take revenge on, I should think they feel it's all justified now. Or at least that's what they said on the news just now.

yeah, I realised there's only one cadidate per area who makes it through.

Also, a

Canada - 12
Spain - 10
Netherlands - 5

Now, there's not a whole lot of support for the Netherlands, so let's rule that out, and we might get:

Canada - 12
Spain - 15

Just out of interest, not familiar with this system... What happens to the candidates of the party running third? I mean, in Finland, and most places, I guess, Spain and Netherlands could easily build a government with the majority of votes if neither liked Canada.

Nevermind, I think I get it now. So this is just local, right? Anyway, the gallup says the old one's going to win.

Don't know how close your minor parties are to the bigger ones, but I could easily see a second round of votes going to santa claus or Osama or what's common in your country (we vote for Donald Duck). I mean, if I already voted for a, say, left-wing party and they lost, I'd have to vote for either right-wing or social democrats, I don't know if I'd want to vote at all. I would of course, but... Do you mean you require a 50% + majority of votes to win?

Not really, I could always sue.

My gf's got her periods

Just saw it 30 minutes ago. Must say, the whole scenario is the best ever, but the movie is most probably the worst I'll ever see. Awful acting, awful plot, not enough skin. The nazi-part was my personal favourite. It was long enough, and had a lot of mindless shooting/fighting ('s what I went there to watch). Also, Emily Browning is an awful actress. Doesn't even have that good an arse... so I really don't understand why they chose her.

Nice going. I agree, mine was so awful

Sinitrena gets mine

I think it's better without the pants. I first wondered why the knight was bleeding from his upper body. The red hair seems a bit odd too. Unnatural at least, when so bright.

Well you could start by making my penis a bit shorter and thicker.

I tried it once, a few years ago. Once it was ready to pop, I just held it down to see what would happen. Eventually the bread started smoking, a smell filled the room and I let go. After that it wouldn't go down.

Tried it out with the kettle too... Held the button down once the water started boiling. You know what happened? It just boiled until the whole thing was too hot to hold on to. It was plastic you know. I let go. It cooled down and I had some tea. After that the thermostat broke. Or I don't know, something broke. The button wouldn't stay down, so boiling water became a matter of duct tape and a quick interference. That's when I started drinking coffee.

Did you even listen at all? I burnt my hand that time. It hurt. Of course. My father opened the thing. You know, it had a plastic lid on the back, stuck onto it with only a single screw. So he removed it, took a look, thought maybe he could fix it. Couldn't. It seemed nothing had gone broken. No visible parts that is.

It's pretty stupid though. I never realised boiling water would heat up the whole kettle. It's like keeping a stick in a fire thinking it'll never catch fire.

Here you go, darling.

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Suppose we'd buy one of those bread-grill things. My friend has one, yeah, you know her. You put cheese on two halves of toast, maybe a slice of tomato, some basil, something like that. Then you just put them in, close it and it'll grill them. Yeah, exactly. Hmm, I know, but it could be fun. Not just toast, we could grill them.

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See here, I found one of those bread-grills we were talking about! No, it's actually quite cheap, maybe we could get one? No I didn't, you were there too. Hmph. Well maybe after that? But the deal's only on until saturday. No, they're closed on sundays. How do you know? Oh, okay. But it says 'only until saturday' here.

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Hello there ma'am! How may I help you? Oh, certainly, we've just a few left, so you came just in time! Oh no, they're really wanted. That gentleman there just bought one, said it was the cheapest in town. Why? We're emptying our storages. Yes, yes. There's actually a new model coming in.

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They're like sneakers, or trousers. They're no worse than the new ones, but they're no longer in fashion. No, I mean, well, yes. You see this? I bought this when it was red. Now it's grey. People just want their kitchens grey these days. So the red one was as cheap as... well, as cheap as this gadget here. Yes, I'm serious.

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On the plastic boulevard there's a tiny little shop, just like in the old days. But they don't sell white bread nor jam. No, but there's people standing outside the shop, peering through the window. What's happening? It's sunday afternoon, so everyone has time a for a nice stroll, not in the park, but along the plastic boulevard. The shops are open, you see. There's a rich man standing inside with her well-dressed, good-looking plastic wife and a man, who appears to be the salesman. The rich gentleman is obviously enjoying the attention he's getting. People peering at him like he were the king.

It's not a new Ferrari he's buying, of course not. It's something for the wife. What else would she be doing there? There's something inside a box, the people are speculating: What is it? Is it a toaster? "What the customer orders, the shop delivers", states the commercial. For a tiny fee, they'll manufacture anything you ever wanted, anything you never thought you could get. Thanks to third world labour and massive resources of new age plastic, everything's cheaper than before (not that this couple would care). So the salesman loads the box in the back of an automobile. It seems quite light-weight, surely it's plastic at least. But the by-standers have no idea, yet, you can't blame one for being intrigued.

The man starts the carriage with a tap on the panel and shoots along the plastic boulevard. The people are left speechless, standing there, waiting for the next well-dressed, plastic wife to enter the shop of the future.

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Remeber that horrible bread-grill you bought me back when we were dating, darling? You could only grill two slices on it, both together, and you had to grease it all the time, and wash it more often! Yes, that one. I mean, after washing you have grease it and then you have to wash it because it's all greasy! No, no I didn't. No, you bought it for me. Hmph, there's no use talking to you. I bought that plant there besides. And those pictures on the wall! So don't get me started.

Anyway, where was I? I suppose this thing would break down if I burnt it? The toaster, remember the toaster I told you about? No, no, no the one I broke down by pressing down the button! Well it doesn't matter. It had metal in it. And it broke. But they say these don't break. See, there's a life time warranty. What do you mean? Oh. And what if I dropped it? What do you mean? What's a lifetime then? Oh, heh, thank God we've got an insurance then. Oh well, at least it won't overheat or boil for too long or anything.

So what would you like, my dear? This thing does it all, a toast, a grilled toast, juice, tea, coffee even, imagine that! How did we ever manage without one?

No, don't discuss, do not feed the troll!

...oops

I don't remember anyone being accused of trolling about in a looong while except for icey here, so I suppose it's pretty easy make the assumption that he's the "real" subject of this thread.

I've got plastic bongo-drums and a laptop-microphone. Will you accept me?

I think you should just follow your inner moderator sense of trollish behaviour and if it says the person in question is a troll, you should stomp his ass out of existence. If someone disagrees with your judgement, just pounce on him too. I mean, who cares about fairness when oranges taste so good? =)

What kind of advice is hat? If every new person that comes to the forum and is seen as a troll in darth's eyes, you wan't him to just attack them? That's not friendly. The forum would stop get new knew members who could have been the ones to make really good games.

I think the point to be made here is that he is called Darth Mandarb. Not Luke Mandarb, Qui Gon Mandarb, Han Mandarb, Mandarbacca, Obi Wan KaMandarb or even Princess Mandarb (I hope). He is Darth Mandarb a member of the Sith. I don't remember anything about friendly Siths.

Of course you don't, it all happened in the future Still, if a troll (hate this word) comes and makes a game, I've no problem. If he/she is entertaining, I like it. Makes me want to touch myself.