This past Christmas Eve as Santa used his magic dust to fly back up a chimney, some accidentally fell on a Christmas stocking hanging on the fireplace. So as Saint Nick flew up to the roof, he was soon followed by the stocking which had come to life with a little boy's toy boat still in tow. The stocking might have caught up with Santa and even have made it to the North Pole if it hadn't flown too low and ran into some bushes, which left it with a thorn lodged near it's arch, making it impossible for it to get a good jump off the ground to fly high altitudes. It's been flapping it's magical wings ever since flying slowly north barely hovering above ground. Poor poor little stocking
... Santa should really be more careful smh.

