You can get this crisp, clean, pristine THING, all just for nine-ninety-nine, which INCLUDES six thingiebobs and nine, count 'em, NINE dinglehoppers!

Since I feel the Fortnightly Writing competition needs more competitors and voters, I think we need to appoint someone to run an ad campaign for the competition to boost its image. But how to determine the best advertiser?
Well, by writing a story about advertisements, of course!
Rules
Your story must depict the design of, creation of, production of, delivery of or the reaction to and ADVERTISEMENT.
Is it a TV spot? A newspaper ad? A wandering snake-oil salesman with an operatic bend? A giant blimp? An otter with a tiny little sign? Something else entirely?
You decide!
Deadline
26th of May 2019 - 23:59 UTC

Since I feel the Fortnightly Writing competition needs more competitors and voters, I think we need to appoint someone to run an ad campaign for the competition to boost its image. But how to determine the best advertiser?
Well, by writing a story about advertisements, of course!
Rules
Your story must depict the design of, creation of, production of, delivery of or the reaction to and ADVERTISEMENT.
Is it a TV spot? A newspaper ad? A wandering snake-oil salesman with an operatic bend? A giant blimp? An otter with a tiny little sign? Something else entirely?
You decide!
Deadline
26th of May 2019 - 23:59 UTC