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Welcome, man!

I have one question, though...

There's one Nomad known very good in SPG (South Park Gamers), are you that Nomad?

If you look again, there's new link!

A zip-file where's all the games by 333!!!
And guess who uploaded it to you?

It didn't do that for me :o


BTW, your computer was maybe too slow or something...

Also play this KICK ASS!!!-game...

South Park Y (SPy)
You're Stan, agent of South Park Y. Your mission is to get some plans from enemy H.Q... But something goes wrong...

I say:
COOL!!! KICK ASS!!! Level selection menu is like in Goldeneye 007!!! I'll rate it as 10/10!!! Really, this game KICKS ASS!!!

More, maker's name is this time Stanster!

Commander Stan 1 and 2
Commander Stan 1: Stan's friends are kidnapped! Cartman by mutant turkeys, Kyle by Dr. Mephisto, Kenny by Death and Wendy by Damien. Free your friends!
Commander Stan 2: After defeating Damien, Stan gets kidnapped by Satan!!! Wendy takes Stan's gun and starts his guest to free his boy friend.

South Park: Omega Project
Evil Wendy have kidnapped Stan, his love. Real Wendy takes his guns and starts to rampage through the cultist forces...

Hope you like.

Lemme think...
You are downloading/downloaded Planet of Cartmans?
Anyway, Junkman's games are real masterpieces, so don't worry about that.


Well, I have more of these in my pocket...
Maker's name is Beamer!

Cartman's Adventure
Evil professor has done some evil creatures. He starts cyclone, but cyclone takes professors remote control. Cyclone goes to South Park and takes Cartman with it. Cartman presses OFF-button in remote control and starts his BIIIIIIIG adventure!!!

Mystery
Kenny got killed at school and Stan tries to find out, who is the murderer. (You really need to be a real South Park-fan, if you want to play this!!!)

South Park Espionage
Dr. Mephisto has maken clones from Stan's friends, and Stan shall kill him!!!

South Park Espionage 2
It's 17 days since Stan killed Dr. Mephisto, but Mephisto's clones are still making havoc in earth. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy and Chef start their guest to destroy ultimate clone, KENNARG!!!

Trapper Keeper
This is Beamer's game about South Park Episode 413. You must destroy every Cartman Spider!!!

Trapper Keeper Reloaded
Lots better version of Trapper Keeper!




Tell me, if you like...
Tell me, if you want to see Beamer's fan comics for Futurama!

mmm... I've only played Kenny Puzzler so far. I guess it's okay, but if those are EASY levels, I'd hate to see the hard ones. I actually had to THINK for some of the easy levels - that's just crap!

Kenny Puzzler was Junkman's first South Park-game, and his first puzzler!
But if you want to see Junkman's really GOOD puzzler, play:

Hallway Deathtrap
It's not South Park-game, but it KICKS ASS!!!


Kick ass...

noorain:

Spoiler

Do you have mirror? Use mirror on moon, and then use moon beam on queen's hair.

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That's everything I remember.

I found few cool games from the net, made by someone called Junkman!
I'll give you links for these games, but you must be an south park-fan to play these!!!

Planet of Cartmans
Kenny got kidnapped by some N.A.S.A boys and he's launched to the space.
Kenny destroys rocket and lands on Planet of Cartmans!

Save South Park
Some stupid gun-wielding kids have took the control of the town and locked everyone in cells, expect Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, so it's up to them to SAVE SOUTH PARK!!!

Cartman Force
Monsters have invaded South Park and Cartman is pissed off! Cartman takes the decision of kicking the whole invasion out of town by himself. But his friends Stan, Kyle and Kenny shall help him out.

Cartman Force Arena
Cartman Force meets up with arcade! There's no neighbors to save or anything, just gun down everything and earn points!! How long can you survive in this absolute mayhem and how much points can you rack up?

Kenny Puzzler
Kenny is locked in big city of mazes. Kenny shall must beat every maze, so he can be free again!


Hope you like, because listing those was so big thing!!!
I made this topic about 10 minutes!!! :o
Record?

P.S. I have Junkman's authorisation to give these for you, but anyway, it's FREEWARE!!! Give those to your friends and everything!!!

Oh yeah...
But...
That doesn't matter!
Garfield could be...

MARFIELD
or
KARFIELD


Odie would be...

KODIE
or
NODIE

Guessers = Candle


And Kinoko haven't answerred...
I HATE YOU YOU F*****G KINOKO B*****D!!!

 :o

I'm waiting for this one!
I'll make "South Park vs. Simpsons"-movie!!!

Good ideas...
Might even work!

I agree with anony.
Just change the colors of Garfield, Odie and others so PAWS can't say a f*****g stupid word to that.

TAKE THAT, PAWS!!!

Here it goes...

Zombietown and the others...



There, happy now?

Okay...
Yet another thread to make us to know you better  

So, the question is:
"What's your favourite game?"

I think it would be GTA: Vice City or Doom 2...

Lasagna, sausages, hot dogs, pizza, spaghetti bolognesa...

I could continue this list forever...

That's good idea!

I hate:

- Math Puzzles (Is it maths today?! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!)

- Timed puzzles (OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!! I HAVE TO FIND A KEY FROM ONE OF 236 LOCKERS IN 5 SECONDS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!)

- Games where you can DIE!!! (DAMN IT!!! I played this game 3 hours and I didn't save and I died!!! Now I have to start from the beginning...)

- Roger   (HE'S GAY!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!)



Keyboard controlling is okay...
As Mazes and Original GUIs, too...

Nope.