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Would I be correct in guessing that the "lite" version does not include masturbation with severed hands? (Or whatever the negative publicity has exaggerated it to)

Ooh, I really like what you've done with this one -- clever concept, good humor, and a nifty graphical style. Definitely worth the 10 minutes of play time.

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It would have been nice to be able to catch that pesky archaeologist and his assistant though.

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Really? I think the trees (especially the leaves) look much better on Andail's edit. Most trees have much taller foilage in relation to their trunks, comme ca:

http://www.health.ufl.edu/itcenter/training/pharmacy/examples/example-trees.jpg

Aw, poobungies.

Good competition, ppl.

Speaking of feathers, I'm still trying to wake up that drunk knight at the inn after I knocked his tooth out... Any ideas besides "looking at your inventory"?

Wow, this is weird.

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I tried giving the tooth to the blacksmith but nothing happens. Not even a defualt "He won't want that" interaction. When I talk to the apprentice mage, he never says anything about needing any gold. How can players be expected to solve puzzles without any in-game direction?

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Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear.



Figured it was about time to enter a sprite jam.

This is supposed to be Sir Ian McKellen as Gandalf from the "Lord of The Rings" trilogy.

How do you find out about the potion?
I have the gold tooth and the water, and I've basically tried using everything with everything and I can't get anywhere!

Maybe try making the foreground (leaves and branch) a darker shade so they don't get muddled together with the grass.

I like the loanshark best, probably because I got the whole joke.
In case someone else didn't, here's what's up:

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A loan shark is someone who lends money and is not necessarily an aquatic creature. This loan shark really *IS* a shark, so it's kind of a pun.

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Yeah, Darth's new one rocks.

Man, I'm so pissed off. That latest trailer looked awesome.

I want to write them a email, too, but I'm not sure which email address to send it to. There is one for product support, one for the company store, one for distribution, and one for their website.

Any ideas?

Ok, finished it now.

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That last puzzle was a bit nonsensical. I mean, I only tried using the arm on the airplane when it got close because I figured it was a timing puzzle. Who would've thought you had to do the opposite, swiping the plane out of the sky when it is the farthest possible distance from ego?

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The EGA graphics really reminded me of the Commander Keen series and other early Apogee games. Very nostalgic.

I don't think the blood is the problem. I already beat the Zombie and Godzilla rooms.

How about...

...this baseball? It's been autographed by your country's Lou Gehrig!

But seriously,

How about, "Peanuss Envy?"


Thank you, Dr. Freud.

Breasts do not automatically equal a W-shape! ARGH!

They don't??

Aw, crap.

Here's a GIMP tip for drawing sprites that will save you hours (especially if you're dumb like me).

Hold down the CTRL key to change your cursor to the eydropper (color selector). This shortcut will save you thousands of mouse trips to the toolbar on the far left side of the screen. Oh, what a journey.

Secondly, always set the ERASE tool to "hard erase" when you're working with pixel-art.

Ok, I must be slow. I'm having trouble with King Kong and the spiders. Any ideas?

The inventory items are pretty flukey so far. Like nothing happens unless you combine the items in the right order. Also, my items seem to be reproducing and recombinable. Talk about a bad dream.

Whip, maybe?

I remember finding something on the AGS site that differentiated the categories in terms of rooms rather than hours. I can't seem to find it, but I'd like to know it again.