The slo mo didn't bother me as much. Nor did the surreal sequences. But I second your comments about...
I'm not going to bother putting the pieces together becaus ultimately the writing is just a formula and nothing else. All to get my dollars. Which they have.
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The Pirate Lord stuff . It was nonsense, all of it. Jack didn't quite fit in with that company unless he inherited the position from his dad who in my opinion didn't appear to be retired. Barbossa was a first mate up until he became a cursed pirate captain of the Black Pearl.
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I'm not going to bother putting the pieces together becaus ultimately the writing is just a formula and nothing else. All to get my dollars. Which they have.