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#881
* jet opens his book of wisdom that can only be opened once a year

Detach youself from her!

Don't call her.
Don't visit her.
Don't invite her when you're going out.
When you do talk to her, talk about nothing. "Hi, how are you. I'm fine. Well, I have to go."

Your relationship with her isn't going to work anyway, so call it quits.

This might sound hard and maybe you want to ignore this, but this is what my book of wisdom says. And the book is NEVER wrong.

ps. Happy new year, too.
#882
Happy b-day, petteri.
#883
The game was made for dos. Maybe windows can't run it. (I couldn't run LV3 demo)
#884
:3
I havn't laughed this hard since lelev though AGS was shareware.
#885
Quote from: sandrina on Thu 23/12/2004 18:45:18
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Couldn't there be a possibility that the winners may have some money.
....

Greedy capitallist pig!
If the people here cared about making money with games, they would have bought one of those overrated 3D engines!
AGS is freeware. FREE! Chris doesn't want your friggin money! (well, just a bit to keep the site running)
Do you really think you have to give people money to make them feel honored?

Lets try this at home. After I made sweet luvn to my girlfriend, I'll give her 10 euro's to show how much I love her. Exelent idea!
#886
Wow! A page not found.
Thank you geoffkhan.
#887
One of my other hobbies on the internet is to watch trailes.
Now, I don't want to post links to movie sites, since if you're interested in movies, you would search them yourselve.

But today it's different. Today I have learned that they're making a movie about THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. One of my favorite books (on tape...).
(EDIT)
teaser: http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy
trailer website: http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/main.html
big trailer: http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/r/m/rmm260/movies/hhgttg2.asf

And to top if off. I learned yesterday that Tim Burton and sexy mofo, Goldmunt look-a-like Johnny Depp are filming Charly and the Chocolate Factory!
http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/charliechocolatefactory/
#888
Quote from: AGA on Wed 22/12/2004 03:32:39
There's only one place you should go for underground news ¬¬

No underground adventure news in here...
#889
General Discussion / Re: Wintermute ARMY!!!
Wed 22/12/2004 10:34:33
Quote from: Mnemonic on Wed 22/12/2004 07:45:36
Quote from: Jet X.L.
The word "wintermute" is mentioned in 15 posts on the ags forums, while "ags" is mentioned in 55 posts on the wintermute forums.
It might be locked, but I dont think it was deleted. Only very old posts are deleted.

I have to confess that 8 of the 55 search results for finding the word "ags" in the wintermute forum, came from other words like "flags". So the word "ags" was mentioned 47 times.


AGS has quantity AND quality.
If Clair's debt was quality, then that's just a matter of opinion. I played it, I liked it, I played better free adventure games but I also played worst.
If there are more games released with wintermute, then I like to play them too.

If I will ever want to make a hi-res game that ags can't handle, Wintermute is first in line.

BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE MITTENS.
-that is all-
#890
Hmm, again a bit lacking in the underground adventure news.

Vel hasn't delivered his "baby" neighter.   (ags-zine)
#891
Can anybody write something and send it to you?
#892
General Discussion / Re: Wintermute ARMY!!!
Mon 20/12/2004 13:50:35
I wanted to know if it was a big community.
And I came to the conclusion that it isn't.

-that's all-  ; )
#893
General Discussion / Re: Wintermute ARMY!!!
Mon 20/12/2004 13:32:45
Who cares.
AGS is the bigger community anyway.
AGS:Ã,  Total Topics: 6519, Total Posts: 90283, Total Members: 2366
Wintermute: 5833 Posts in 726 Topics by 223 Members

Wintermute game (demo???)
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Topic: Project Joe demoÃ,  (Read 262 times)Ã, 
« on: October 18, 2004, 08:39:20 AM »

AGS game
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Topic: Two of a Kind - v1.01Ã,  (Read 3710 times)Ã, 
« on: 05 Nov 2004, 04:02 »

As you can see, AGS is a wooping 14 times more populair.

The word "wintermute" is mentioned in 15 posts on the ags forums, while "ags" is mentioned in 55 posts on the wintermute forums.
Conclusion: Wintermuters are obsessed with ags and agsers don't even know what wintermute is (just like me before I red this topic).

ALSO, THEY DON'T GOT MITTENS!
#894
Quote from: PaulSC on Sat 18/12/2004 16:50:08
...And how do you explain Marley suddenly becoming madly in love with Guybrush, entirely without warning?...

Guybrush's goal in MI1 was to become a real pirate. And that's how MI2 starts. He has a goaty, money and hangs arouns other pirates.
Still, he feels empty.

Elane hates pirates. They're muscled, mutilated and smelly. She's more into the cute, huggable, teddybear guy.

Elane is a bit of a tomboy, and to let her feel more feminem, she wants a sensible guy who holds her hand when  they walk on the beach. Not a rugged pirate that wants to conker every ship.
Sadly Guybrush has turned into a rugged pirate character (or is trying). I think that's why Elane dumped Guybrush.

When MI3 starts, Guybrush knows that he doesn't need to be a hard-core pirate to become happy, and the empty spot that he felt was him missed Elane.
When Elane sees Guybrush is the same guy again that she fell in luv with, then of course she is swept of her feet.

(Farlander, I hope you're making notes of this, because you're thinking up what happened)
(PaulSC, this is not in ANY way directed agains you)
#895
I think they want to play it safe.
Why risk making a original big-bidget game when you can hire a studio to make a starwars themed "-insert game gerne here-". Low on costs*, you don't have to do anything yourself** and a big profit***.

Lucas Arts no longer has any tallented game designers or programmers because they let other studio's do all the work. Why keep your expencive game designers if they have nothing to do? So they got fired.


*: You don't have to buy and maintain a computer network or buy software licences like 3D software.
**: Solving problems is what programmers do most of their time. Instead of finding a solution yourself, you let somebody solve it that might have solved the problem when he was working on another shooter for another company.
***: There are always 10.000 people buying it, because they connect the cult film with the game.

Quote from: PaulSC on Sat 18/12/2004 16:50:08
... Even Stan turning from fast-talking, franticly-gesturing guy, into a laconic slow-talking guy who slowly sways his hands from side to side for no clear reason?...

I always imagined that Stan talked and looked like Gilbert Gottfried.
In MI3, his voice wasn't what I expected and he became more buffed too. I was a bit disapointed, but not as much as with MI4.
#896
http://www.illwillpress.com/xmess.html
Look at this, because I agree with Foamy on most points.

Chrismas is "gezellig".
"Gezellig" is a Dutch word that is hard to translate. It's that comfortable feeling when you're hanging around with your friends.
#897


teh
#898
Quote from: YOke on Thu 16/12/2004 13:25:17
And who killed Pim Fortuyn?
He was killed by a narcist hippy half-witt.
Pim Fortuyn had death treats from all sides, including muslims. (interresting detail: Theo van Gogh was making a movie about Pim Fortuyn and his death)

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All political and religious wings have their extremists that are willing to kill for their cause.
Both murders had no connections to politicions.
And I don't think that the Party for the Elderly have geriatric extreamists that have c4 in their canes and blow up kindergarden schools.

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Christian extremists bomb abortion clinics and shoot the doctors. Yet we don't go around asking all christians to answer for the acts of theese few people.
That is becuase we know how things work in our society. We know that not all christians can be blamed for what one disturbed individual does.
Yes, I do. And in what kind of banana state do you live if doctors get shot.

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Yet each time a muslim kills a non-muslim (we don't give a damn when they kill eachother) we attack the muslim community. And each time we blame a group for the actions of a single individual we push that group further away, increasing the risk of it happening again. On top of that we spread unresonable fear among our own, decreasing their quality of life. This is a downward spiral.
Holland has no extream right wing. The problem is that we've been too tolerant to imigrants. Double passports, bring over your pre-arranged wife over to Holland and allow illegal imigrants in the country if they lived here more that 5 or so years. -edit: Letting illegal imigrants stay even if the justice system has proven that they should leave the country.
#899
Theo van Gogh was stabbed and shot dead at daylight by a muslim fundamentallist.

Why?
Because he made a short film about a veiled, but naked, muslim woman that had, among bruises, female unfriendly texts from the koran written on her body.
Van Gogh said a lot of bad things about the islam, he said a lot of bad thing about jews, christains and pritty much everbody, as well. But it was a muslim who thought that he should die.

When they asked the muslim community for a reaction, one said "Theo van Gogh played with fire. He got burned". A muslin religious leader said "A real muslim wouldn't kill someone, therefore this has nothing to do with muslims". In other words how Shaggy would say -It wasn't me-. Nice way to evade the question.

I don't give a fuck about their religion or culture, but I tollerate it. The least they could do is tollerate my country too.
(why is it always heavy religious people who are intollerant basterds)
#900
I might be your style, but the characters all have this suprised look on their faces. You could give them different facial expressions that fit with the character.
Cosmo is familier in space, so he should look a bit bored.
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