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I'm suprised that nobody posted this yet: http://www.419eater.com/

YES! that was my inspiration. esp. the part about it being some weird cult

Ya, I know, but hey, I think the gratifacation I get from sending this make up for it

I did once get an email back and I sent him it, no reply since

the hands themselves would be good, on a guy, but for a woman, thery a a bit too thick and chunkey. not saying that ALL woman have thin delicate hands, just from they way she looks, she looks as if she would.

Hi there,
just a question, don't you hate those e-mails, were the beg you to take there money?You know some quy, or girl somewere needs his money transfered and is willing to give you some. Not that I would in a million years believe them, its just that that I can't help but think of those poor saps who do. Now I have a way to fight back, when ever I get one such e-mail, I send them this,

Blessings my child,

I am brother Adenoid, of the Blessed Church of the
Peeled Tuber,
We believe, as God as our witness, that Our Holy
Father, was trapped by George W. Bush, son of Satan,
in 666,666,666,666,666,666 tubers. We must peel the
tubers to release God, so he can continue His Great
Work, and Avenge Himself, For we believe, that when we
are finished this Great Task, God will Smite the Earth
with war, and purge all peoples from the World. All
that is but his faithful servants, us. We have learned
this from the Great Speakings of The Toothless Wonder.
For in His Tubered State, God can only speak through
The rumblings the lower intestine, so at our shrine,
we all bear our holy buttocks, in hope God Will
Speak.
I would be happy to help, but alas individuals may not
hold bank accounts, for they are all controlled by the
son-of-Satan, George W. Bush. However, Elder Sphincter
holds one in common for the church, only he may brave
these waters of iniquity. He however may not acess
e-mail, for he must remain in a state of purity,
otherwise he forfeits the bank account.

Yours Truly,
Brother Adenoid, of the Blessed Church of the Peeled
Tuber.


P.S. we have 666,666,666,666,548,231 tubers left to
peel, do you have any recipes to share?

and if they e-mail back...
> Greetings Son-of Satan.
I will not aid you in your foul attempt for world
domination, a thousand curses on your head, may the pox
and the plague assail you! by shredding this mail and
feeding the bits into clay figure, I have made a doll
of voodoo rites. If you e-mail me again, I shall be
forced to take measures to eliminate you. May
He-who-is-trapped-in-tubers give me the strength to
defeat you, son-of-Satan!
DEATH TO ALL DEMONS!

Brother Adenoid

kind of silly, but it gives me a mote of satisfaction

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anyone is free to use this if they want too

WOO HOO! I have been waiting since 2004 for this game! Woo hoo! Great job Dan! this ghmae looks like it will ROCK!

Who knew that such a large and heated discussion could arise from an argument pertaining to the mammary glands of a fictional example of a female Homo Sapiens?

I personally have been planning a fan-made myst sequel for years. Basically the idea was the original Stranger learned how to Write from Atrus and you explore this age he (or she) had written. I have the game world and story mostly designed, the trouble is making puzzles that fit the perspective. I agree though, Legend games are Fun! (one thing myst doesn’t have is a sense of humour)

my friend, just cuz we play old school adventure games does not mean we are "mature"

oh no...here we go again...

I believe the proper term is "pigeon-toed"

CAN"T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?
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oh...wait I said the before, in some terrible topic it was a a..Nightmare! Ã, :
seriously, this game should be fun, but said makers of game, don't be so glum, we made a (lets scroll down down and...) !17! page topic all about your work. granted some of us have come across as high and mighty quite a few got angry, but guys, INMHO the topic is both too strict and the question too vague. this opened a whole can o' worms and you got a whole bunch of posts. its not the end of the world that not everybody liked your pic.Believe me I support you guys 1000% but believe me, this Ã, hardley went Ã, off topic. Ã, I once asked for help finding private eyey jazz and film noir music. and I got that, plus a 4 page heated discussion wether film noir was rasist or not. So its not the end of the world. make your game and hope to see it.

but can we see more posts? It would be a shame to have just one, awsome though it be.

Ok, my thanx Alun. They don't want to change it, people disagree, fine. They are the authors, and it is there choice. but LimpingFish, IMHO it is still no reason to fly off the handle like that. Its just a game. Now can we shake hands and make up ,and as I said much earlier, "agree to disagree"?

They also didn't ask how to tell a story, or how to depict a character, but people still told them. Arrogance. Thats why I'm angry.

And here we are.

Yes and "here we are" but why, why is it arrogance to offer your opinion on something? Ã, Lets ask the authors, hey guys (or gals, its possible) did you you mean to be that literal? what is your opinion on the opinions offered?

May I suggest, looking on the site yourself, it's not that hard. but I would suggest the kings quest remakes, not lucas quality but definitely Ã, SIERRA quality

Zounds! LimpingFish, LimpingFish, you obviously  feel quite strongly about what you say. I agree, there are people who are fanning the flames of this now rather hateful thread, but you are one of them. You seem to be jumping to the defense of people who didn't ask for it. Unless you are one of the authors of this game, then my apologies. You are of course allowed your 2 cents worth, and more. But why so angry?

"you win again mr bond"
well just to critic, I agree, it kind of stands out in a bad way. still very nice work, hope to see more soon.

Alas, I would never be able to come, I live on the other side of the world, in canada, on the west coast. alone, oh so alone!

maybe the mans rich uncle designed the car.