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Nah, it'll be jay leno, his body will reject the second chin transplant.
I am sorry stave irwin died, but I almost gagged when his daughter got up and said "my dad is a hero" that really put a bee in my bonnet, i mean, how the mutliated monkey nuts is he a hero?!

Fatman,
Larry Vales,
Earwig
These are some of my faves.
Fatman for his parody
Larry Vales for making me laugh, even though I didn't want too
Earwig, for being weird

I havn't seen that many german films, but my favorite was Das Boot. The tension was palpable, and I was, and still am facsinated by U-boats

hello fellow agsers, i wrote some stories recently, and I wondered what you thought. I posted them on elfwood, hoping for some c+c, but no dice. I wondered what you people thought.


Here they are!

"only" is the first part of a nearly abandoned story of an elf-orc,

"Dead Soldiers" is aÃ,  story of a soldier who decends into madness

"Monks shame" is a badly writen piece about the transformation of an unsuspecting monk.

Please tell me what you think, I can't improve without feedback.

D I find good music surprisingly important for keeping my interest. playing an adventure game without music is, for me, a painful experience. One reason I kept plugging at Pleurghburg is its absolutely perfect score.

Is it just me, or does she have five o'clock shadow?

Hahahahah...maturity! Lo_res, why did you ask this question?

Because, honestly, I like to ponder my own impulses. It was a sexual philosophical quandary, wondering I, and any other guys like me, who find this stuff erotic, WHY we find it erotic. And yes, its sad, but I get a bit of gratification from successfully creating a healthy discussion. It seemed a bit at odds with any survivel trait. And considering the variety of theories, it was successful. It was an open question. 

I started a  successful thread and MOST people were rather mature when responding. As well I may get a job working with computers and disabled people. I will be working in a kitchen tomorrow, making lunch for 60 people.

Are these boobs which I see before me,
The twins toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee:--
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A boob of slicone, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

YORU DUMB LOL OMGZ0RZ!!!!!1111111 poop

I fuck goats.

So much for maturity. :

As the starter of a fairly successful thread, I would like to thank you all for been mature about this subject and not use it as an excuse to act like an idiot.

So it's female bi-sexuality that's the ultimate male fantasy. She'll make it with her girlfriend, and when they're finished, Joe can step in and have them both.
EDIT: I wish I was Joe.

My primate side says that that is true, but it doesn't explain the turn on with two woman.

"Boobies are lovely. Two pairs of boobies are even better."

that was my first theory and its probably also the watching somthing "dirty". But it doesn't explain the guy myth of how woman "experiment" when they go to all female collages and other places with only woman.
(though a few may, I don't know)

In all honestly - it's erotic imagery. With women. And no ugly penises to look at. Heterosexual men are not turned on by other men (as a general rule).

Interesting, but... I read of a study were the quality of mens sperm was higher when turned on by hetrosexual sex, rather then lesbian sex. AND this was NOT Ã, in penthouse.

As explained in the title this thread is asking that age old question, why do guys find two woman kissing erotic? I have my theory which I will get into soon, but I wondered what you guys thought. And female posters feel free to laugh at the peculiarity of the male species and post your own thoughts.

Ahem... My theory is that men find it erotic, is due to the fact that people (ALL people) have difficulty understanding something alien to them. To guys, the mystery is " why don't woman want sex when I want it"Ã,  since guys would gladly drop trow if woman wanted to too. But woman don't. So they cook up this myth that when woman go away to say, all girls collages, they must be doing something, because they don't want it as readily as guys would like when they are in a nomal population of guys and gals. Not to mention the added onÃ,  voyeur effect.

erm... that my theory, feel free to trash it.

I believe it's done by RawDrawing footprint sprites at the player.x, player.y coordinates. .

erm..not really, maybe this thread should be moved to newbie tech.

newbie, brain, burning. Still, don't, know, how...
could you (or anyone else) please explain the process to me in greater detail

 I was playing a a winter rose, and I was wondering how the  snow tracks were programmed. I had an idea for a game (deputy e.i. and the spirit of theatro) but one of the puzzles required following a trail. banging my newbie head against this problem is the main reason i gave up on the game. if one could tell me how to do it I would be able to continue making that game with hope.

thanx Candall + zabnat, your critics have been more then helpful. Zabnet? the edit you DID quite radically change what I was trying to convey, it made her look like a cranium bulging future freak, plus evil, not my intention at all. will do a edit end get back to you all.
any one else wanting to paintover or critic are more then welcome 

I have a sprite here I was working on and I have looked at it so much I am not sure if its good or not, so any critics would be welcome...