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I don't have a decent mic, would you think a cheap one could do the trick?

[Happy Birthday Tabby!]

Happy Birthday Tabby!

Hats are very trendy again! Yes they are!

Me wearing a cuban hat!

Happy Birthdays to Adeel and Gribbler and everybody else!

>Immediately ride to Innkeeper's Inn (making sure to take necessary arms and a guard or two with you, preferably Lancelot or Zordon) to get the desired information. Also, warn the innkeeper that he'll be sent to prison if he tries to play any game with us.

+1. It's about time we stop sitting on that throne all the time looking all pretty.

+1. Pretty and awesome.

I just don't get why somebody would list Two Testicles followed by miguel, everybody knows about the Trycles situation.

Just don't name him Sue

Happy Birthday WHAM!

Happy Birthday Ivan and Calin!

Yeah, lots of testicles as well but I've learned to block that from my mind...

I see a beautiful weightless coral reef everywhere. Marvellous.

If you give time an end then it's as good as gone.

Where's Janos when needed?

The Time Left is already lost so I'd call it Past.

We should have our super spy to gather some info about this man and his business and relations before we agree with him. It may be a trap from an unknown enemy.
As King we could just order Lancelot to "extract" the information about the Seals (SELAS ) but that can hurt our reputation, no?

> Say: We will listen to you about the Seals theft NOW and consider staying in your establishment when our head of security finds it appropriate. So please do speak the truth!

Thanks Stupot and Khris for this fun competition!
By the way, the European Qualifying phase is just near that corner...

It was fun!  

I know even less about it than football, but there is some sort of World Tournament of Ultimate Frisbee coming up in early August, if anyone is interested in another go....

I'm in! That Woman Masters Trophy got my attention!

Congratulations to Germany! Best team won! Khris and Ghost do celebrate with moderation please!
Thanks Stupot and Khris for this fun competition!
By the way, the European Qualifying phase is just near that corner...

The AGS forum and its wonderful community is one of the things keeping me sane. And testicle jokes are a big part of that.

That makes me feel much better Monkey...Thanks!

You'll be ok miguel, perhaps become a travelling onion salesman for a stretch, that worked for me.

Cheers man, onions are much more than just vegetables, they are deep because they have...layers. And you've used the word maudlin witch I find simply beautiful and allusive.

Seriously, thanks for listening to me winning and bitching about my miserable life, you've been great! Talking about it made me feel much better although a bit sissy... This dark period will make a better man of me, I'm sure.
I already feel it deep inside me, from the crotch! There's a new me arising!
I'll be back!

[12-Jul Brazil 0 - 2 Netherlands13-Jul Germany 3 - 1 Argentina]

12-Jul  Brazil 0 - 2 Netherlands
13-Jul  Germany 3 - 1 Argentina

You've always loved your drugs, Ponch, but yeah, that's some great advice there, I guess it makes sense.
I could try to smuggle some hashish from Marrocos, you know, tell the wife I'm going out with some old friend and then not showing up for a few nights, fake some contagious disease at work and tell them I'm being treated by Doctor Yang. And if I come back with one hell of a tan and with one less testicle, well I'd still have 2 to go on.
Thanks Ponch.

Putting it in perspective, your problems are much more real than mine, so forget everything I said!