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Happy Birthday monkey_05_06! May the infidels lose themselves in vastly incomprehensible lines of bad written code and severe lack of indentation!

@Miguel
I'm an Atheist, to me it's being the complete opposite of organised religion.
I read no books or articles on the subject, I don't attempt to convert others to Atheism, I don't organise or attend meetings with other Atheists.

You are also not Khris. And you're way too serious for me to start another forum holy war (believe me I've been there) just because you tried to sum a universal debate into 2 lines of overheard phrases. You also think you're very cool and that is just annoyingly retro.

Even if this topic is about elections in a different country than mine I am most certain that elections and politicians are pretty much the same in western europe, some guys dressed in suits tell people that economic recovery is just around the corner (if you vote for them) and that they are very responsible and incapable of stabbing people in the back once they get elected.
Sure, there are no robes and fancy hats and the modern politician looks and sounds very appealing, there is also no temples where people would gather and hear their claims, now we have the television, the new people's temple.
And the reward today is not a place in heaven but the promise of a nice house and a new car, you just have to vote for them because things will get better if you do. 

Don't know about MRLP, but
I'm starting a party, a political party not a real party with 20 dollar whores. It's called R-FOGET (Religious Front of Guys with Enlightened Testicles) and you can subscribe here.
Our main goal is to make Khris realize that his fanatic atheism sucks.
We also make utopian political claims and promises and believe that professional companies will not win best AGS game if they compete.

She's beautiful and looks like you're doing a great job at being a dad. Congrats! My youngest is 7 and still the best thing I've ever done or have.

I know who's taking most of the awards this year, I even bet on it one year ago. This is not a conspiracy phase I'm going through, I have solid evidence that men can have several testicles and still live a normal life. And I'm also changing my name to Isis Mike. The AGS awards ceremony is that special part of the year, just like Xmas, rich kids do get their toys while the others look at them on the TV. Ahhh, the joy!
I'll be there tomorrow to cast a dark shadow over the ceremony, see ya!

Thanks guys, for wishing me a good testicle day (how we call it in Portugal) and for calling me an alien...a ancient alien...oh boy...
Arjon, cool pixels!

I'll probably drop by and tell a joke or two about early XVIII century's metallurgic tendencies on door frames. 

Happy Birthday ArjOn! Sorry for being the worst Larry tester ever!

What? You mean some countries do not do the T.S.T method of interrogation? I learn new things everyday!

Seriously, great game concept and cool graphics, the character reminds me of karateka.

What have you done to your life kid? Hey, married! WOw! Congrats! Many happy years Mr.War!

[We pray for your sins you dirty-minded agsers! Because you will all burn in hell! There's no place in heaven for perverted adventure games!]

Ghost is fine, pretty busy with cartoon drawing. Khris is fine as well, we meet on Cyber-Church (TM) every Sunday and pray together.

We pray for your sins you dirty-minded agsers! Because you will all burn in hell! There's no place in heaven for perverted adventure games!

Testicles

I wish people posted about sci-fi movies starring Harrison Ford except Star Wars.

What a great chapter guys, truly funny and well executed. Good job guys!

Cazoooka!!!!

We had men living in our varanda at some point last summer, I would insult them and beat them with a long stick but they wouldn't move. My son gave them cheese and I think that's why they wouldn't move away.

I remember once she got so pissed off with me that she almost deleted all my work. I now live in constant fear of this and make regular backups of my work.

I'll remember this next time I leave the computer on, while going out for a quick cup co coffee.

Wives don't get that making a sprite is not like playing around with Paint.

Hah you got me, but at the same time I really wanted to stop that amazing work of fiction about sperm because it's not true and I wonder if people believe what I wrote! I'm galaxies away from that persona and pretty much like all the parents that wrote their daily routine. I guess that things aren't very complicated for me at the moment because my youngest kid is already 7 and much easier to take care than a couple of years ago. He has a complete set of testicles.

Roger Wilco? Nice guy.

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By midnight I get a half hour break, I then spend about 20 minutes removing, with my swiss-army knife, sperm crust from my boots. I could leave it for the rest of my shift because I will have to do it again but there's something in the noise it makes when I walk that annoys me intensely. Pogdan, a guy that worked with me some years ago used to work barefoot. I've never talked to him.

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I'm drawing a walk-cycle right now.

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The dog had his testicles removed, all 3 of them. The dog was a freak, okay? But a lovely dog, but a freaky dog.

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My day is slightly different from yours because I work at night. I am a porn theatre janitor and I do the late shifts. So I'll start my schedule at some time different:

6pm:   I wake up and turn on the TV while still in bed, zapp channels for some minutes,
              for some reason my enormous penis is always very excited when I pass by the History Channel, it makes me very uncomfortable to have
              such a huge erection when strange guys are talking about pyramids and ancient aliens;
6.18pm The only wise solution is to go straight to the shower and think of Daisy from the Dukes of Hazard.
6.30pm I will probably be checking emails and the AGS forums by now while having some muesli cereals, stupidly I'll accept collaborating in making games
       I don't have time for.
6.45pm I'm having coffee at a place next to work. 3 expressos, full cup, no sugar but sweetener;
7pm:   My shift starts. It takes me 20 minutes to dress my super protective clothes and my darth vader mask. It imitates darth's breathing. It was fun for
       5 minutes but now it just scares the hell of my co-workers and general clients. Yes, even Marty-The-Depraved-Fuck.
7.30pm I'm at the top of row 1, sit 1, with a vacuum cleaner buzzing in my head already. There's no other living being around.
       There's no boss. I've never talked to a superior in my life. I know some guys that I replace and briefly talk and that's it.
       The money is transferred every last day of the month and it never failed.
9.13pm Sometimes I feel I could just leave this place, have a coffee and go for a walk that nothing would happen. I mean, there's nobody. It's a Tuesday
       night and the place is empty. A very enthusiastic lady is having a hard time coping with a team of dudes, she makes a lot of noise. I stare emotionless.
11pm   This movie has better attendance, I counted 4 guys.

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