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Don't wash hands, make them smell it, we are the King!

> Invite Hirschel to dine with you, and then go dining

+1

That word is something I keep away from as much as I can, even in a light comic situation. I refuse to even think that people do have to consider it.

> Hershel, take your time but do grow us some quality grass herbs. Chose the ones that alchemists most likely need.

We joined at the same time more or less, Baron. A decade?
Interesting read indeed.

Then came AGS...

Can't wait Ghost! Keep them coming!

 Just wanted to inform you of some precautions you'll need to take if you do come to Portugal. Portuguese authorities are very strict concerning the more relaxed behaviours of other European countries. You will go to jail if you cross some laws. But that's nothing compared to what they do to us: testicles removed!

Spoiler

- no funny cross gender looks:
     A man shall proudly show a full grown moustache;
     Women do not use short hair, piercings or even sunglasses;
- you must smoke tobacco, if you don't then it's time to start. We're a nation of smokers and it's gonna stay like that!
- Men do not touch other men at all (except for shaking hands and harm-wrestle);
- Your manhood will be questioned if you drive sober;
- Always make sexist commentaries about everything you see;
- If a local farts, respect!

[close]

:-D:-D

Actually no, I live 30 minutes from Vilamoura and know the town well. It's a tourist place and has been for the past 40 years so people are more than used to foreigners. There's a nice Marina, pubs and discos and the beach is not far. There's really nothing else to see but I guess you're looking for the sun and relaxed time.

Any info you may need about the area just ask.
   

I agree with The Ponch (notice how I wrote the Ponch, not just Ponch).
We should focus on that underwater cave and get us some loot from whatever beast may be hidden there!

Now my fingers hurt!
Couldn't make the top 10, too much pressure!

Yeah, where's part 2 Ghost? At this rate my OSD game will come up sooner than TITA2!

The Jester ponders for another moment, mulling the matter over.

"I recall hearing of a partially udnerwater cavern near the river's edge to the east(...)

This could be a valid place to explore. And we could get our hands dirty and fight some criminals for plunder.

> Ask Hirschel if he could grow valuable plants or herbs, or create any valuable potions, that we could trade/sell for an income

+1

[had a spy]

> Ask Hirschel if he could grow valuable plants or herbs that we could trade for an income.

+1;

I also think we could gather a expedition to that underwater cave. We'd need some armed men and Hirschel to go as well.
If we had a spy we could send him first to scout the area for enemies. But because we don't have a spy, we can't.
We sent Robina away to explore didn't we? Well I guess we could use her for scouting operations from now on.

And with the goggles, Miguel will know who's testicles to remove if things get a little stinky on the ride to the top.

Baron,
Congratulations on your fantastic idea, the FartGoogles will become household family objects very soon. No more can daddy blame the dog for that champagne cork fart. And Mrs. Smith, hold those airs when you think you're safe cooking those cabbages!

With that kind of technology I'd become an hero in my country! Heck, I'd be President!

> Allow the guards to swap with fresh guards, then SUMMON the Jester and Hirschel, ask if either know of any rich gold deposits within our kingdom borders, and if Hirschel could explore around for more possible mining sites or if Jester knows of anyone in town who's more appropriate for the task

+1

Ahhhh, Claudia, Claudia, Claudia.......

PICTURES of farts maybe!

But no naked farts please.

FARTS IS THE SMELLINGS OF THE WINDS ON ARSES

Do you know what people get over in Portugal when they joke about farts?
That's right, you guessed it right!
They get their testicles removed!

Farting is a serious thing guys.

Hahahahaha! Great stuff Stupot!

Poor Jesterino...

Do we have a dinner tonight? Maybe we could rest for an hour and replenish our mood for the evening?

Yes, King Coloureone played by David Colourusso.

Looks cool!

> Thank the man and let him leave.

+1

Yeah, he smells too.