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Don't believe anything Baron says, he believes AGS is a monarchy and that we should all wear pointy hats...

[Baron,]

Baron, my only strategy towards ladies is not to wear old-fashioned Prussian uniforms, I was told it reminded them of senile Quixotesque-old perverts!

Eric, the only sharp thing about you is the pencil you use to write those weird memos around your house: "Sunday - bath time!"; "Must wash hands after friction hobby!"; "Don't forget drool tissue!"; "My name is Eric", etc...

>HIRE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD

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Great idea WHAM! Glad you decided to run this fantastic forum games again! Thanks!

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[Eric,]

Eric, you may have an oversized hand from your friction hobby, but to finish a game you need muscle in the brain instead!

Baron, while women feel the passion to discover every hair on my manly body, you have to show off a pointy hat in order to get attention from old ladies in the mall.

Red Sonja?

Murder Club?

Weird Science?

[Eric, le pervert voyeur,]

Eric, le pervert voyeur, if I was judged only by Italian women I wouldn't even had to write a single word! The signorinas love a man with a moustache!

Baron, le peuf, the true story behind my enormous erections is not bot related, I do wonder why you show a keen interest on my package.

I'm very interested in this, DKH,
I've PMed you with some questions!

[AHHH!]

AHHH! Do you call this a contest?
Even a malfunction internet bot could defeat the one-eyed nobleness and his partner the ant-eater!

Ketchup Dreams?

Interview with the Vampire?

That's C64 isn't it?

+1, Armageddon.

Didn't know about the WAP version, will try it out.
On my pre-historic iphone3 it takes a while to go back to previous pages if I make the (common) mistake of touching the wrong item/link. Magnifying the screen is a pain because I'm constantly in panic that I'm going to touch somewhere...
But, like I said, I mainly use it to check if somebody insulted Catholics and stuff like that. I wait until I get home and then drop my wrath upon AGS users.

[Baron rhymes with iron, the temperance of his tongue, his hat is manly pointy, but a heart in his chin tenderly is hung]

Baron rhymes with iron, the temperance of his tongue, his hat is manly pointy, but a heart in his chin tenderly is hung

Now Baron, looks like you're trying to take this thread into another religion debate!(laugh)

I do peek the forums often with my phone, mostly around 11pm when I have a cigarette time-out. But it's not exactly fun to do it.

So, I'm not allowed to say nice things about you guys...
Is it because I'm Catholic?

Okay, I won't be googling it anyway.
Didn't see the movie in question.

Even though I'm losing. I'm still going to vote for you, you filthy scallywag .