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Might I suggest that you name one of the characters Hakarugi? (ハカルギ or はかるぎin Japanese)

> Fire up the jetpack and go fly off to catch the badguy!

> Ask Pauline if she could find out which bus he took or if he is still on the bus.

> Ask her if she can find out any info on who was renting the penthouse.

> Quickly look at the screens and see if any of them has a badguy in a gas mask in them.

> Place a phone call directly to Pauline and ask her if she can hack into the security system of the hotel and scan for any footage of the badguy in the gas mask.

> See if you figure out which screen corresponds to the penthouse.

> Ask Receptionist  to describe "Blonde Jack" and hope she isn't just thinking of Angelo.

>Tell Receptionist that you're with the government and that time is of the essence. If she still doesn't let you into surveillance center tell her that they'll send her to Gitmo to be water boarded for harboring a dangerous terrorist.

> Think, "The guy in the gas mask must be the badguy mentioned by the couple in the hot tub!"
> Ask Receptionist  if she has a picture of this "Blonde Jack" to show you
>Tell Receptionist you'll need to visit the hotel's surveillance center and look for any video of said badguy.

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XP professional is what's on my my PC. Of course I had to pay extra to have it installed instead of windows vista.

> save game
> Have a flashback to see if you remember passing any badguy with a gas mask or gun
> Tell HQ to hack into the building's surveillance system and see if it has any traces of the badguy in the gas mask

> Send a message to HQ informing them about the dead body.
> Open the door and head South.

> Hold a brief seance in an attempt to contact the spirit of the security guy to ask him where the badguy went.
> Swear an oath to avenge the dead security guy.
> Scan around and try to figure out which way the badguy may have gone.

> Check suit for any damage from the fall

> Search body

> Quickly scan the fire escape keeping a look out for any open windows or alternate route the badguy may have taken.

> Check suit to see if it has a grappling hook or jet pack, if so use it to rapidly descend. if not then stealthily slide down fire escape in pursuit of the badguy and hope you can catch up to him before he escapes!

> Curse the flimsyness of the cable and shake fist in anger.

> Ask the couple if either of them seen a badguy with a gun or anything else that's suspicious.

> Swear to avenge Angelo!

> Stealthily climb down to the balcony below

Hopefully whatever caused the forums to go down has been fixed. It would be sad if they were to go down again. So does anybody know what happened and why they were down? 

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(Assuming Angelo is still lying on the floor of the room)
> Call in a fully equipped medical chopper with a crack team of doctors.

> Lament not trusting your instincts and sending in the medical chopper in the first place.

> Rip up sheets to make bandages and then delicately bandage Angelo to stop any bleeding
(taking the suit off if needed, no point in bandaging him if you get him killed in the process)

> Look out window and scan for badguys/enemies

Evil Dead / Army of Darkness could probably make a good adventure game. Some of the shooters based on it were OK, but could have been better.

> Look Exoskeleton

> Track down Angelo and pray that I'm not too late!

Thanks, managed to get the joke ending. Also managed to get the error where it shows the serious ending first, and then plays the joke ending.

Spoiler

To get both endings I entered the tomb through the front door. To get just the one ending I entered through basement window.

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> have a look around the armory

> look at each of the items in the armory

> think "My gut tells me that Angelo is in serious trouble! I better send a fully equipped medical chopper with a crack team of the finest doctors!"