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EXPLAINING ADVENTURE GAMES TO SO-CALLED "HARDCORE GAMERS":   Me: So, basically, you play the role of a character and progress through an interactive story with puzzles to solve. Gamer: Oh, kinda like Halo with jigsaw puzzles? Me: Um... No, there's no action. Gamer: What!? Oh, like Runescape! Me: *sigh* I give up...