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Yeah, there's about 2 in the room.

Here is the link to my song.

http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/LoveSOngWithTubareal1.mid

It took me 15 minutes to make.  The first 8 measures make you want to cry.  Then the tuba comes in and kills it.  Then I added banjo as filler, and it all goes downhill from there.
  The harp then barely saves it.   You think it;s good.
Then it gets all cry-like again, and you start weeping.
Then the choir comes in and the party starts.
Then I added some Bird Tweets in there to Ultra-Cornify it.

I guess I need to have a story, heregoes:

Some girl is dirt poor, and this one guy is loaded.  Thier parents hate each other.  The girl gets on some balcony and they fall in love.  Then the guy fakes drinking poison, and the girl gets mad and kills herself.  Then the guy takes a happy dagger and kills himself.


My song is really repetitive so don't yell at me for just doing Shift-Insert the whole time.

Enjoy  

I think it's definatky worth it.

10mb isn't too much.  I don't really care about download time, I mostly care about the size it takes up, but to have the extras it is worth it to me.
I can just delete it from my system afterwards.

But I'm going to download your game even if it was 30mb.  It looks awesome!

Stupid me.  Of course    I'm just used to it doing it automattically.


Edit:  No, it diddn't work.  BTW, it's not like the current music keeps on playing, everything stops, as if the MIDI was blank.

All the other MIDIs in my game work, but for some reason the 2 that I added don't.  I checked the filename and the directory twice, and they are saved right, but they don't work.
I recently moved my game directory to another AGs file, but I don;t know if thats it.
 If there something I am overlooking, pelase tell eme.

[No! Wait! EDIT:::::::::::I fixed it myself! That's 2 fatal errors I have fixed in 2 weeks! New Release Date: April 11th!!!! (I already have a Beta Tester, so don't come crying);]

Aaaah!

I got a fatal error!  

I can't play it on my system so I sent it ot CJ for a look.
He said it was fine on his, so I sent the music to see if it had anything to do with it...

Don't worry, I will crack this thing.  I promise.

New anticipated release date: April 20th


No!  Wait!  EDIT:::::::::::

I fixed it myself!  That's 2 fatal errors I have fixed in 2 weeks!  

New Release Date:  April 11th!!!! (I already have a Beta Tester, so don't come crying);

Wow, that's a lot of stuff.  Thank god for Copy-Paste!

Thanks, scorpius!

What? They are placed randomly?

Noooooo!!!!!!  :'(

I thought I had skill...  

Ok, I searched through the forums and help file, and I found stuff for it, but I still don't get it.

How do I make it so that if I Right-CLick on something, then the character looks at it, and if I left click soemthing, the player Talks/Uses it, much like many games (The Uncertainty Machine, Bestowers of Eternity) do.

I know it has spmething to do with the custom properties schema, but I just don't understand how to fit it to my liking.


Thanks for the hlep

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R-e-l-e-a-s-e-t-h-e-f-r-o-g-s

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15!!!


off by like um 9?  I can't count

You can just call me "Frogs"  Haha. I don't really care.

Under "Items(Pick at least two)", does that mean like Items in the backround, or inventory objects?

I diddn't get it yet!

Why?

I hate when people say that video games pcause violence.
Maybe some video games depict violence, or encourage violane, but really, how can you tell if they cause violence.

I mean, what are you going to do?  Stick 30 teenagers in a room with a one way mirror, and force them to play Grand Theft Auto for 2 hours straight, and then observe if they start beating each other up?  Or even better, the rate in which each person gets beat up?

Yeah!  These are the best rules yet!
I'm going to definatly enter.

That's it!  If the new rules aren't up by tomarrow morning, I am going to hire someone to tell someone do something about it!

I don't hate anything.
I am perfectly content.
There is nothing wrong with my life right now.
Everyone is my friend.
I have achived inner piece  


Oh yeah, there is this one thing...

That's why you gotta buy the "Organic Free-Range FDA Approved ANti-Growth Hormone and Antibiotic-Free" Milk.  

I love milk.  I bring it to school in a 1.5 liter bottle.  I drink my milk in class.  The teacher goes like "Daniel, what are your drinking"  I reply nonchalantly, "Milk."  She says "Well, at least it's not one of those gross gatorades, colas, or Hawiaan Punches."

I love my milk and my milk loves me.  It's an everlasting bond of joy, trust, friendship, and calcium.  If it wasn't for milk, I would have broken my arm on the hurdles instead of just fracturing it.
Milk is my friend.

I love the texture, but the way that the perspective is makes it look like a hole/slope.

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I have kept this in my system for a long time, but now I have finally snapped.  What is going on with Gatorade? (If they don't have gatorade across the lake,  please excuse my ignorance and read my rant anyway   );
I see the new gatorade-  Gatorade X- Factor.  Ooohh!  the X-factor!  Is it just me, or has American culture totally became stupid over the letter X?  I mean really!  Everything has gone from Extreme to X- treme!  I hate that!  Name one common commercial food product that is not X-Treme!

So now the marketers at whatever company parents Gatorade has thought of a brand new, totally original name for a brand new, totally original gatorade sub-quencher:  

               X- Factor


OK, so they got the hype, but where is the substance.  Hmmm, after using every cliche in the book, our high-level marketers have came to a halt.  What has not been used yet that is so cool that it bears the name, X- FACTOR?  Surely our overpaid marketing department can think of something...



But they don't.  So what they do is take one flavor, and combine it with another.



That's IT!!!  They think that this is the thing that can change Gatorade forever!  Two flavors!  Why diddn't they think of that?

Flashback-
...
Begginings of Gatorade Company.
...
After a succesful release of their first line of colors- ahem, Flavors, A new line of flavors cometh.

Remember Strawberry-Kiwi?

Classic




Gatorade sucks.
I had a baseball game today, and one of my teammates got a Gatorade ICE, with "Clear Flavor"
In case you don't know, Gatorade ICE is the exact same thing as gatorade, except there is no color.   It is as clear as water.

Here is the conversation between a low-level manufacturer, Jimbo Jones,  and a high-level manager, Thomas, during the birth of Gatorade ICE:

Jimbo:   Um, hey, boss?

Thomas:  Yes?

Jimbo:  Duuh, we're all out of duh ar-tih-fish-owl color for duh Strawberry flavor?

Thomas:  Jimbo, I told you to use it sparingly.  Only put in what you need.  Have you called our supplier?

Jimbo:    Duh, no.  Theyre closed.  We'll have to wait and miss the shipping, or not use color.

Thomas:  Jimbo, you incompeta- Say, wait...  I've just thought of a fabulous idea!!!!


And thus, history is made.


In today's culture, it seems like anything ICE means that they ran out of artificial colors, and then they decided to market it.

Classic



In conclusion, bad marketing has tried to target the ignorant by using cheap slogans and bad descisions.  They take the exact same thing and they double it, changing the label.  No one is safe.  We must bail out before it's too late!  Earth is in danger!

I am insulted.

Competition! Yay!