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My mom is studiing to get her MBA and her big final is due in 4 weeks.
I'll move all her files to my "Unzipped AGS Games" folder.
She'll never look in there.

Sending a spyware program to my dad's computer at work would be funny.  Hahaha.  I laugh at the many computer-related pronks I'm going to pull.

We've already seen what AGAST and SLUDGE are capable of, and there's a SCRAMM game coming out in a couple of weeks, and all three of those engines are still free

I'm pretty sure that SLUDGE is shareware.  You can make games, but in order to distribute and add a finishing touch to them you need to purchase the development kit.

But it's the best choice- AGAST is so damn complicated!  What's this var thing?  Makes no sense at all.

OUr only choice is to somehow find the source code for AGS, and to rebrand it to something else.

BTW, my shareware counter never updated, but it could just be false hope  

Hehe, that's what I did, except I forgot the pockets...

I love short games, so I am waiting for this one to come out.

You should just have a pledge drive like PBS

I quit  
I'm going back to AGAST, or heck, I'll write my own Adventure Game Editor.  Actually, I'll start to do SLUDGE.  It's cheaper.
 I will take revenge on Chris Jones!  Muah hahaha!  

But seriously, maybe I will pay the money eventually, but certainly not right now.

There should be a "Parents Just Don't Get It" discount for students

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ugh, I could never convince my parents to gove me the money to register, but I'm not going to make any commercial games with AGS, so I'll stay this way until I eventually do.

So I can still make games with AGS, but as long as I don't sell them?

Also, I hope there isn't going to be like a seperate "Registered Users" web site or forum.  I hope that the AGS community stays united under time of greed and change.
Sure, of course there would be a registered user's Forum Topic, but not an entire forum seperate?  :

One more thing:
In case I do convince my parents to give me the money, it is a 1-time registraion, right?  No hidden fees?

Thank you for your time.

Picky, Picky Picky...  :

Short Games are awesome!
hehe

Hehe, Trump.

Funny Name

OK, that's enough about the gradients.
Let's talk about me game  :

I'm not at liberty to discuss our current project, or even who's involved, but I CAN tell you that our second project will be the complete "Bestowers of Eternity." So, essentially, everything so far will be redesigned at a professional level from the ground up and produced in commercial form.

Oh-No!  This dosen't mean that its going to be a comercial game, does it?  
Please, make like Tim Furnish and change your mind at the last minute! :o

[Yes I know that these paramiters are bad and makeshifty, but If people understand what I'm talking about, then I'm sure that we'll think on something.Tell me what you think.]

OK, I was working on my room this morning I had 2 revalations:
 
1.
Why dosen't Chris add a Zoom In and Zoom Out button to the Room Editor?  That will make it really easy to draw hotspots and such.  Consider

2.
(I hope this dosen't exist already, because I did look)
I know that there is a character scaling option, but this is not what I'm talking about.  This is for the entire camera.
I was thinking it could be used in cutscenes.

ZoomIn(int speed, int source X, int source Y, int time);

and...

ZoomOut(int speed, int source X, int source Y, int time);

Yes I know that these paramiters are bad and makeshifty, but If people understand what I'm talking about, then I'm sure that we'll think on something.

Tell me what you think.

Awww, man!

Another version of AGS!
This time, no way am I downloading it.  I must resist the urge to download.
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aaaarrrghh!

The Hen triumphs over frog (well, stork.)

Don't get down on yourself.  

Spoiler

You will figure out what tp do with those things near the end later.
The clownfsh thing is strange.  Just clikc on it in the inventory, click on "That's enough of this" and click on the rock.

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Thanks for being one of the lucky 122 who have played my game!

NOw that's my kind of room!

One computer, and a ton of space to slide around with the chair!  

Self Explanitory:



Totally photographic, totally eveidence, I love it!

The best Win OS is Windows 98.

Can you believe that pressing "Ctr-Alt-Delete" twice dosen't restart the computer?

And we don't get the blue screen of death, we get these windows update pop ups!  Pop ups!!  And this is the desktop!!!!!!1!!1!!

[Elementary School]

Darth Mandarb is right.

My generation sucks becasue almost everyone has been exposed to messages such as "Drugs are fine"  and "Pimps are cool guys." or maybe  "I think I'm gonna go get myself some at a club with my fake ID."

My neigbors came over last night asking me to edit the 2 rap songs they were going to break dance to at their talent show.  I accepted, thinking this would be a good way to excersice my talent of music modification.
They gave me the 2 Mp3's:  "Yeah" by Usher, and "Tipsy" by Jkwon.
Here is a sample of the lyrics of "Tipsy":  (Remember, my neighbor is in Elementary School

Teen drinkning is very bad
yo i got a fake id though
yeeah, yeeah,yo, 2 step wit me, 2 step wit me

1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4
everybody drunk out on the dance floor
babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
like she a groupie and i aint even on tour
maybe cause she heard that i rhme hard core
maybe that heard that i buy out the stores
bottom of the 9th in the series gotta score
if i gotta move on to the next floor
here comes the 3 to the 2 to the 1
somebody trippin he dont know i gotta gun
when it comes to pop man do this for fun
you ant got one nigga you betta run
now im in the back gettin head from a hun
while she goin down i breakin down what i done
she smokin my stuff sayin she aint havin fun
chick give it back now you aint gettin none

everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy, everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy
now everybody in this bitch gettin tipsy

I'm only 13 and I'm appaled.
IF you want the rest of the lyrics click here.

As you can see, we are going no where.  We are taking a step backwards.  If something isn't done soon, were doomed.  

I've seen the future, and it smokes pot.

Nooo!!!  Keep it!  I breathe it!  I need it!  Don't do it!  My life will be ruined, and I am so young!  Aaah!


*note sarcasm

* Mr Frisby grabs a wet noodle - stretches it out on the pavement - waits patiently for the sun to dry it - then pokes Release the Storks feverishly in the eye with it!!*

Oh yeah?  Well, by fat wingspan um, suffocates you until it turns Mister Frisby into a Mister Disc Golf Putter.

Thecourtjester is Rick J, but that's just my opinion.
Don't smack me with the manual.  Havent i suffered enough?

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OK, so I can add backrounds.



I hope it's cute, because during the design process I had a ton of pressure put on me by someone who may be looking at this....