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WTF!
a) wtf are you doing on the SE page?
b) WTF are SE(!) going the crowdfunding way? They ARE a publisher after all!

Congrats on cashing in on the goal! I would totally have backed this if kickstarter wouldn't be so cocky with their credit card payment (which I don't have) but I'll make sure to buy the game once it's out and play the hell out of it. This is looking really great 

eff article about probable use of the exploit

Now that was an educative funride 

 

This is REALLY bad.

The cryptography expert Bruce Schneier, who has been writing about computer security for more than fifteen years, is not given to panic or hyperbole. So when he writes, of the “catastrophic bug” known as Heartbleed, “On the scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11,” it's safe to conclude that the Internet has a serious problem.

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They also blame the memory management of C for this, which is probably true.

great! Please add funky animated sperms as cannonballs when you make us play around with dennis' nipples already

I'm also stuck in the first room with a wet towel and the need to get fresh air.

now that is cool! And relieving to see that not even the sky in italy is blue

glad you like it dkh. After noone said that he had beaten my other levels I tamed it down a bit, it's easy to go crazy with this leveleditor and overdo it with enemies but still make a doable possible level. I have some ideas for really totally mean levels, maybe I'll make another levelpack sometime in the future. Thanks for the game and especially the editor 
Any hints on how to climb up in the last original level? I have absolutely no clue 
I didn't have a look at the sourcecode yet, but anyways, I have a theoretical idea: Would it be possible to encode some additional tiles as bitmaps and attach them to a level file? So that the player wouldn't have to download a recompiled full game everytime someone pixels up an additional tile or 2. Of course the player would have to download the new gamefile that can read these bitmaps but then no more new versions for additional tiles. New enemies would also be nice but harder to translate between data and game. Sounds easy in theory, does't it? 

DO PLAY A MAZE - ZING!
a new levelpack filled with 3 hardcore thrilling action levels that take you to the edge!
Or are just fun to play!

looks funny/grumpy but teh scrollingz ups and downz does teh nothuing. Please mek tihs a .gif.

This cloud looks so happy! I don't want happy games from you!  

I'm busy for the next few months so every weekend is the same, hopefully there is nothing interesting going on on the knittens weekend (and more).

So is there another bakesale?
Great! Bring it on!

what snarky said + wtf, are you serious?

So I just voted. Some very diverse entries in this months mags, very interesting.

I like the trees and the colors already. If this is not a game where you play jesus... where would be the walkable area?

wikileaks the game?

Don't Push The Button.
Now a major feature film (planned).


Tim Curry will play the button.
Director, no idea. But maybe Michael Bay or the Shamilyan guy. Then one with the twist endings.
The twist, you ask? You DID solve the game, right?
The twist is that there is no explosion.

Or wait, maybe Rutger Hauer can play the button. Then Tim Curry would have to play the options menu but thats okay he is a talented actor.
Or, hey.
Hey.
Wait. Better.

Noomi Rapace plays the options menu, Tim Curry plays the Countdown, I just googled and found Rutger Hauer doesn't do acting anymore, so the button could maybe by played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who just picked up acting again.
Yes.

I'll be totally honest, personally I would prefer Vanessa Mae playing the button, Tim Curry as Vanessa Mae's stunt double, Noomi Rapace as the Countdown, Schwarzenegger as Rapace's stunt double (for the tricky split seconds), and Mimi Rogers as the options menu.

But we all know Schwarzenegger is a Large Ham and countdowns need to be played in a more subtle manner, so I'll just stop typing now.

Did Vanessa Mae ever act? Or was that Björk? How is it possible to confuse the two?
Probably the lack of sleep.

No, got it now, definitely Vanessa Mae. Björk is probably a hundred years old by now.
She COULD play the twist ending though, that's fair game.

If for some reason an animated monkey is required (I think selmiak hinted towards that in the secret level) I think this would be an awesome opportunity to make Zack Braff reprise his role from Oz The Great and Powerful. He's a surprisingly good monkey, though admittely he's just a scrub at it compared to more trained monkeys.

I think the movie will kick ass. Teaser Line: "You Didn't Push The Button, Now Don't Watch The Movie!"

I Didn't Read The Post

I did just read the headline and then I was abducted by aliens...