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Farlander, I totally agree with you, I don't believe in that stuff. I only said that because that was what Kyle did in the South Park episode, he demonstrated how easy it was to trick people and instead of realizing that it was fake they just assumed he was a medium too. It'd be fun to try anyway though.

Farlander.. you can see into the future!! Can you contact my Grandmother for me?

(anyone seen that episode of South Park where Kyle (?) makes fun of John Edwards and nominates him for the biggest douche in the universe award?)

If a civil war starts this year, the only reason I could think of would involve the presidency. Some people really are angry enough about Bush that they'd try this.

All in all.. I think a grad student could come up with this if they were skilled in the sciences and knew a lot about psychology. I haven't read a lot of it yet.. but it seems the most implausible is the 2005 civil war, since that is now and it seems unlikely to happen.

Phil, I'm white too brotha.

Ok Phil.. hold on I'll do better at this if I'm looking you in the face..



There. That's better.

Phil, I've hardly contributed anything to this forum. I just give comments every now and then. The reason people rarely gripe at me is because I haven't announced the 3 hour movie I'm not going to make without even showing I know how to use AGS, or maybe it's because I didn't tell everyone obvious things like how bug fixes will be released in the future. You've done so many annoying things here that people think you are fake, that you're some ass with too much time on his hands trying to be funny. I'm still not really sure, to be frank.

Perhaps you should post a screenshot before you get banned or something. Now that I think about it, I probably should too and I'm not nearly as bad.

Oh, and the FBI doesn't give a damn that someone googled your nickname. Holy shit, if you're that mundane you'd better prepare for a life living in fear right now, because everything about you that's on the internet gets placed in googles search cache. Jump under the table, quick, there's a global imaging satellite passing over. Do you even know HOW to report something to the FBI? The majority of people on AGS forums I believe are not anywhere near the USA.

Oh it's completely impossible allright.

By my predictions this game has a 0.002% chance of succeeding with a -0.002 margin of error.

BE PREPARED ALL!!!

I like one of the two radio-play Outkast songs a lot, I seem to appreciate rap more when they use real instruments. "I love the way you move" is annoying to me because it's so repetitive. "Hey Ya" is just plain catchy and innovative. I usually just dismiss the entire genre of rap though, for the reasons those Princeton kids were making fun of it, outlined in the 18 page explanation. "Hey Ya" doesn't seem the same though because of the real instruments and lack of rapping.

I hate award shows so I didn't watch. There are way too many of them. One award show is plenty for me. Unfortunately there are way more than one so I don't watch any.

EDIT (didn't think it proper to post again)

The lower post brings up another thing that I don't like about award shows, they make it out like there must be one best actress, one best actor, etc. There are always equivelant actors that don't get any awards, which I believe is the reason there are so many award shows. Johnny Depp is an incredible actor in every movie I've seen him in, and people who get awards over him seem over dramatic in their roles to me.

1. Needs to be female (most gamers are male)
2. Needs to be extremely attractive
3. A girl who guys will think would totally have the hots for them personally if she were real and a guy that she falls in love with that they can relate to (normally this is gonna be hard to do, it's a complicated thing, that)

I'm not a metal fan by any means, but I'm a guitarist and I appreciate Slayer for their chops. That's why I bought the CD, it just came in particular handy when I was accused of worshipping Satan.

Music taste is all arbitrary, I try not to bother people about it TOO much. Sometimes it's hard. *cough* Britney Spears *cough*

I could make a really good blue cup, but probably not a good Roger. Maybe we should make Chris the default character.  

(Although saying Slayer are Devil-worshipers is wrong - Tom Araya has said himself that they are just storytellers of of how horrible life really is...)

Heh, yeah I knew that. My friend told me he was just a normal guy really big into body building nowadays. I still thought it was funny, because you can't tell that by the lyrics.

Wow I can't believe I missed this whole post! I thought Phil had gone away for a while again, and I missed his dreamy bod.



I can tell he spent a lot of time thinking about this, so why are you guys being so critical of his opinion?

When I was fifteen the class whore had a crush on me and one day she wore a dress shirt and plaid skirt to school, and she would get me to look her in the eye and spread her legs to see if I would look.. So I kinda remembered what she was wearing, and her, yeah. I was such an introvert that I was afraid to even talk to her though. She moved to a different town at the end of the school year and the summer after my friend was on my computer and found some pictures that I could have sworn were her, same clothes and and they were amateur pictures. When I was seventeen she got a job at the same resturaunt I worked at so I asked her about it, and she said, "Yeah, my boyfriend took those and put them on the internet. I was so pissed."

Haha, Slayer. Once when a die-hard Christian girl in my Math class found out I was an atheist, she insisted I go to her church with her to be saved. I kept saying no, and finally just bluntly said, "There's no reason for you to badger me about it, I'm not changing my mind." She replied, "I'm sorry, but Atheists are devil worshippers and if I can get one more off of the face of the Earth then god will love me that much more."

I was really irritated at her blatant ignorance. The next day I brought real devil worshipping music. Reign in Blood, I think.

My guess is Human.

Haha. I wish the world were that simple, like in ancient Egypt.

I'm not sure where the conversation took a wrong turn

When he said you can ignore me because two people think otherwise, which is statistically a blatantly wrong statement, and I protested. That forced him to make dumb n00b jokes which categorically proves me totally incapable of having a logical opinion. I made one jumbled argument, but anyone with moderate critical reading skills would know to take one sentence at a time and re-read when you get confused. There were a lot that make sense. Out of my league? I don't have a PhD in World History and English but I know what I'm talking about, thanks.

If anyone still feels like insisting that I was that hard to understand..

Las Naranjas - not to be rude, as you're certainly entitled to your opinions, but your last post was much harder to understand than Jackhammer's  (I'm not taking sides on the issue, I'm just stating my opinon.) Edit - if English isn't your primary language, please accept my apologies.

I feel that the fact that someone thought that English was Las's second language if he couldn't understand my post says it all.

You also made the same mistake that Sully made in IRC once by assuming I've barely been here. Check EZboard for shbazjinkens, or way back into deleted history for Trouble1201. You might even be "newer" than me, but probably posted more. Besides, it makes no difference. Even if I'd never been here, that doesn't make me retarded and incapable of arguing. I didn't make lame n00b jokes, I feel like the person who acted immature was Las.

Anyway, Kairus, I didn't realize that was the way you felt about it. One of my good friends (Colombian) came to America when I was 17 and I asked him about this once. He said that most people in Colombia called us Americans, but some of the people had a sort of childish jealousy toward the US, that since they couldn't be here they insulted it any chance they could get. It seems that way on the internet a lot sometimes, so forgive me for assuming.

I object to the way some Americans will give up anything on the instant that they think it might offend someone. I thought you were suggesting that we did indeed need to just straighten up and call ourselves some other name. I still don't understand why you would WANT to be called American, but that's a whole different issue. Sorry for coming off as a JackASS toward you.

Earplugs don't work, they're worse than headphones for the bacteria issue and they're extremely uncomfortable. I worked in a factory where we were required to wear them at all times and at one point I was accustomed to it but it still sucked. They drown out the noise fine, but that constant pressure in my ears while I'm trying to sleep drives me mad. I actually tried that last night.

Oh, and our quiet hours are between 1-10am. I couldn't have done anything but ask them to turn it down, and these people are asses, so they probably wouldn't have. My friend the next door down actually started playing rock music louder (his speakers are bigger), I guess to communicate a point. They turned it off after that.. I think it was 12am.

Arrgh. I went to bed late last night because of this, and I woke up at 7:30 AM this morning for.. YAY!! Engineering CAD. I'm so tired and I can't sleep because the guy next door to me is playing Right Thur, Korn, and stupid Limp Bizkit songs over and over. All I can think of is how much I wish I had my PA system in my room so I could play this four times louder than they can possibly play their crap. Why do people think everyone wants to listen to their crappy music? It's so loud and it doesn't even SOUND like music.

Those Princeton people are right.

Holy crap Naranjas, I wasn't trying to write a friggin' essay. You're so critical of my grammar skills and you didn't capitalize any letter except for the "A" in "Australia" in your last post... and also for some reason the "N" in "no" which should not have been capitalized at all in the first place. Here's my suggestion:

Since English is supposedly your native language - read my post one sentence at a time, take deep breaths as you do so, and try not to break out into a sweat. Yeah, I'm being sarcastic too. It wasn't that bad.

If I seem like I'm being aggressive, that's because I think it's ridiculous to talk about this any more than it has been. It's such a ludicrously simple thing to understand that it is indesputable.

There is no other term you can name citizens of the United States of America that would be less of a controversy than the term we use now.

I was typing that post fast because I needed to spend some time in the library doing Calculus homework before going to sleep. I have in fact made a B+ in my university level English Comp. class and thus was not required to take the second one. Enough of your nonsense about not being able to understand my post.

I broke this one into paragraphs so maybe you wouldn't get so confused. My apologies for hurting your brain.

Edit: Whoops I missed that you capitalized the "I" as well. Damnit I'm going to sleep.