Great idea for a thread, allow me to treat you to two recipes 
French Toast like my daddy taught me*
You will need:
How to
*I know it's not proper french toast but I've never bothered to look up the actual recipe
Saps
You will need:
How to

French Toast like my daddy taught me*
You will need:
- Eggs
- Milk
- Slices of bread
- Granulated Sugar (Caster Sugar works too)
How to
- Heat a frying pan over a medium heat. Add some oil or butter.
- Break the eggs into a mixing bowl, add milk and whisk with a fork
- Dip a slice of bread in the eggy mixture until both sides are covered.
- Fry the soggy bread in the pan until golden brown.
- Remove from the heat and sprinkle (read: smother) with sugar on both sides
- Repeat for all the other slices of bread and enjoy
*I know it's not proper french toast but I've never bothered to look up the actual recipe
Saps
You will need:
- Bread
- Milk
- Margarine
- Sugar
How to
- Spread margarine on both sides of a few slices of bread
- Sprinkle both sides with sugar and cut into squares
- Put the bread squares in a microwaveable bowl and pour some milk on top
- Microwave for 30 seconds to a minute then enjoy the gooey sugary goodness