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Maybe I should get myself a site...

...or maybe I'm just too damn lazy...

* veryweirdguy sighs

Heh, that's great.

Once I saw you could buy an Aircraft Carrier (no joke!) for the low low price of $7 million. Funny, it got taken off a couple of days later...

Damn, I only got 93 bucks.....

THIS ARES DISCRIMINATION!

If you don't do this, you will suffer the same fate as this little girl.

You'll befriend a giant monster? THAT WOULD BE COOL!

Oh wait, I sent them yesterday. Damn.

Oh, and don't vote for SSH's avatar (a man wrestling endlessly with his very young daughter to the end of the earth? Please, it's been done before.)

Vote for mine.

Wrestling is as fake as Demi Moore's TIT'S!!!

They're FAKE?!?!???!??!?!??!?!?!?!!!

Mr Roberts2004 (if that is your real name) could you at least post some info on the script? I for one would be very interested in seeing what it is all about. Just a brief plot synopsis would be cool.

I think we need a little more than that. Which game are you playing?

Unless you are meaninglessly wandering through life & don't know how to get out.

*sigh* I know the feeling...

EDIT: Thanks for changing it. Sorry to say, I have never played this game.

EDIT except I'm not logged in so more of an AFTERTHOUGHT: Ha Ha Ha AGA!!!!

You know how long it took me to figure out just what you meant there?

....

Well, perhaps I don't know just how long, but it was a lot.

And now I feel stupid.

But still, nice one AGA.

Appologies for the continuation of the thread-jacking, but OH MY GOD yes I remember RPGMaker!  He forced two threads about KQ2VGA to be locked because he flooded them with messages about how he could send us screenshots of his "monster folder" or something like that, thereby PROOVING that he was making the most awesomest game of all time. It had 156247325634 levels and 45564515789453 monsters, after all.

That guy was soooooooooo cool. Here is his greatest post EVAH!:

Hey, I'm logged in now. Sorry again for making all this so hard to read. Anyway, here's the status of my demo for rm2k right now. I won't give the status of my AGS game, yet....but I can say this... it's already pushing 75 maps! Here are my RPG MAKER 2000 features of my up coming RPG "Fantasy Quest" nnovative and Original Features of my up and coming RPG, (All of the stuff here is 100% true as you will see when you play the game. Pretty much everything on this list is innovative and has never been done before in history of video game making.) "Features of Fantasy Quest" 0. The largest Rm2k game on the net. In fact, it is larger than all of them combined!! I downloaded every Rm2k game I could find, including all demos. I have over 300 rm2k games, that equal about 722 MEGS total, and that's including almost 200 megs of RTP.exe files!! So, my game is currently 821,989,654 bytes!!!! So, that tops every game on the net...COMBINED! I am truly a wonder...or maybe you guys are just idiots...read on. 1. Over 1,000 hours of gameplay time, minimum. (Average 5,000-10,000) 2. A 100 Floor INN (20% done) 3. A 100 Floor Cave (90% done) 4. A 100 Floor Tower (33% done) 5. An original CBS (1% done) 6. An original menu system (0% done) 7. Over 11,000 different Monsters to do battle with. (each with their own personality)(50% done) 8. Over 30,000 different possible monster parties to run into! (30% done) 9. Over 4,000 different chipsets will be used. (25% done) 10. Different music on just about every map. 11. Over 4,500 maps! (estimated at game finish, about 500 maps so far) 12. An average of about 50 events per map!! 13. Over 150 bosses to do battle with in just one tower! 14. Countless caves, towers, towns and awesome areas to explore. 15. Many different worlds and time zones, to travel through. 16. A complex (real life like) day-night system. 17. A game timer, so you can track how long you've been playing for. 18. Over 7,000 different music tracks in the game!! (25% done) 19. About 100 of the songs are original made by me, The RPG Creator. 20. There is different boss battle music for each boss battle! 21. Countless original maps and events made by ME..for YOU to have fun! 22. A McDonalds and other Real Life Events are all over. 23. The drug free den, hiphop hotel, and smoke shop are 3 to mention! 24. Over 5,000 different possible items to get! (10% done) 25. Over 150 Bonus side quests to complete if you wish! (15% done) 26. A lot of mini-games if you get bored with the RPG (Highly Unlikely) 27. An UNBELIEVABLE story, like you've never heard before! Beats FF4! 28. Lots of Characters from your favorite SNES games, for Nostalgia. 29. Life-Saving Info in the game! 30. A 10x900 SUPER Race map!! 31. A house of Crazed Events, with all of the bad stuff in one room! 32. A 500x500 map in the 200 floor dungeon!! (100% done) 33. Original Puzzles, made by me. 34. A jumping system. (100% done) 35. A door system, similiar to the Dragon Quest Series. 36. A Materia System similiar to that of FF7. 37. Over 2500 different Panaramas! (Cool Backgrounds) 38. Over 5,000 different Charsets! (Characters, objects, NPC's, etc.) 39. Over 3,000 different Backdrops! (battle backgrounds) 40. Over 3,000 different Animations! 41. Over 5,000 different Magic Spells! 42. A Job and Ability System! (kinda like FFV)(0% done) 43. In addition to the CBS, there is also an Adventure Battle System.(10% done) 44. A 500x500 Town!!(100% done) 45. A 900X900 Cave!!(100% done) 46. Puzzles that will boggle anyone's mind!! (10% done) 47. Lots of Spoofs and Funny Jokes. 48. Lots of Voices are dubbed in with the text, with impersonations! 49. Professional, yet extrememly long, fun, and laid-back to play. 50. There will be NO BUGS. It has been tested a lot OTIMES. Very addictive. 51. There's something in it for everyone. 52. The most challenging game ever made. Period. 53. The longest game ever made...and quite possibly the most fun. 54. Lots of Real-Life mixed with Fantasy...Perfect for anyone, almost. 55. Unbelieavble Replay value, due to different paths the game takes ETC. 56. Awesome and Original death scenes of all kinds. 57. The game features 1d, 2d, and 3d graphics! 58. Quite possibly the first game is history to do Feature #57! 59. The game also Features Real-Life like Virtual Reality Graphics! 60. Over 100 attributes and Conditions!! 61. And MUCH MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!!!!! (Way too much to list here, Jabronies) Download your Copy of the demo for Free, today. This game will always be free, because I hate money. (DEMO IS NOT ONLINE YET AND WILL NOT BE UNTIL I GET ACCESS TO CABLE)The demo alone is almost 1 GIG, so you must have a fast connection in order to download it. Sorry, but the longest game ever made has to be big in size. I watered it down as much as possible, because even my own hard drive is not big enough to fit the full high-quality game. What I did was convert all the WAV files into the shittiest possible quality, but that's OK, because I love suckcore anyway, and I'm sure you idiots will too. Have fun! (Keep in mind...this is only the demo, but it's about 25% complete with at least a thousand hours of gamplay time to master. By the time you beat this (if you ever do) The full version should be released. It won't be much bigger in size, since i already imported almost everything i plan to use....unless I end up making a 100,000 hour game!!!!!! The RPG Creator PS- Anyone who thinks it takes more time to make an RPG than it does to play it....think again. With the technologies available to us today,(like rpg maker) we are able to very quiclkly create very long and enjoyable games. I've shared my secret on how to do this already.

For the full thrilling story, click here. Scroll to RPG Creator's first post.

And Phil, good luck with the game. Please don't make a 45 min cutscene...

[help]

Or you guys could actually help the damn guy....

I find that it is most satisfying to try it all yourself. At the end of the day, when you look over your game & you've done all the art yourself, you'll be more happy than if it were someone else's work*.

Practise drawing characters on paper. Scan 'em (if you can). Post them in the Critics Lounge.

There are also loads of tutorials to help you out. I think the most useful ones are at Kafta's Koffee but you could also try the tutorials thread.

Good luck with your game!

*Yes, I KNOW I haven't finished a game yet, no need to point out my lack of experience in this department...

I have my own single,

Yikes! Talking about music, & then I saw that sentance........well, you can probably guess what I thought until I read the rest......

Remember the first time I met you on IRC, Yufster? You ended up saying something along the lines of 'I worry about your mental state, veryweirdguy' (perhaps not in those exact words).

Oh how the times have changed...

I'd be very interested in betaing. Sign me up!

Email: veryweirdguy@yahoo.co.uk

I'll set the ball rolling...

May I present.........THE NINJATUX!

Sometimes people don't like to decide the winner 'til the next morning - gives possible entrants a last minute chance to enter.

* veryweirdguy raises his glass

Good luck, fellow entrants!

Most people will probably still have their nominations in their PM box thing, so it shouldn't be too hard to send them to you, Barcik.

I say go for it.

Try punching the bench over & over or just talking to the boss.

People playing loud music in their car at 300mph.

It's nothing to do with the fact that he has a chick and I don't........oh no.......

I was gonna give the car a spoiler, but I thought 'nah, it's been done...'

And there's a number THREE? Wow, and I was impressed when they brought out two...

Mwahahahahahahahaha.........

.........I don't get it.

Aloha, Gandhi. Hope you like the program.

There's a note you should have in your inv to help with this...