Female VA For Small Christmas Project

[Baron]

Ignore Pinback's sexy Canadian siren call -work on my Christmas project for free!!!!

THE SKINNY: I've made this Christmas game for some weird extended family gift-exchange thingy where everyone has to give an IP gift to the whole family.  I think the idea was writing a nice thought or drawing a picture or something, but the preamble suggested that you might consider sharing your hobbies as source material and I instantly seized upon the possibility of making a point & click adventure based on a legendary family episode: my aunt & uncle's theft of my grandparents' car when they were teenagers!  The project has evolved somewhat into a parody of 1960s culture, and I thought a nice touch would be voice work.  This project will be released on December 21 (since that's when it's made public to the family), so the clock's a ticking!

REQUIREMENTS: I need someone to voice my aunt.  Ideally it would be someone with a midwestern American accent (think rust belt: Pennsylvania through to about Wisconsin, but Ohio would be ideal).  Barring that someone who could do a nice flower-child impersonation -lots of whimsy and caprice kinda thing - would be great.  The workload is about 40 lines (there are exactly 87 lines total and I'm assuming they're roughly split down the middle, after the parrot's lines have been subtracted from the equation....).  Ideally they would be voiced by next Monday Dec 17.  Any takers please post here or PM me.

STATUS OF THE PROJECT:  It's essentially done -as I say this has to be released on the 21st of December.  I need to do a title screen and credits, but all the game play is there already.  If you are a female aged 16-40 or can impersonate one and would like to play the game for inspiration, please PM me.  Here's a screen shot of what the game looks like:



Thanks for considering to help!

Baron