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Community => The Rumpus Room => Topic started by: kconan on Thu 23/01/2014 16:04:47

Title: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kconan on Thu 23/01/2014 16:04:47
  So I've got a bunch of domains, maybe around 60ish, and a small handful I've turned into humble little web-sites.  But now, mainly for shits n' gigs, I am the proud owner of...fartomatic.com!  Well, assuming Godaddy transfers it to me without incident.  The domain has been around since 2001 in some form or another, at least according to Wayback Machine.

  Anyway...Tell me, fair rumpusites, what do I do with fartomatic.com?  What is fartomatic.com?   

  EDIT: Most absurdly funny and weird idea gets implemented if its within my realm of capabilities.
 

Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Adeel on Thu 23/01/2014 16:09:31
Create a daily or weekly webcomic about Shit and his adventures in the Fartomatic World. :wink:
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Ponch on Thu 23/01/2014 16:15:12
Sound board!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: selmiak on Thu 23/01/2014 16:21:41
fartbuttons?
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Stupot on Thu 23/01/2014 16:23:27
What a coup!

How about a travel blog chronicling your exploits as you circumnavigate the globe search of record-breaking farts in far-flung tribal villages and urban curry-houses.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Ponch on Thu 23/01/2014 16:34:42
Scratch n' Sniff! Revolutionize touch screen technology! DO IT! :=
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kconan on Thu 23/01/2014 17:10:37
(http://imageshack.com/a/img853/8356/f5x4.png)

We're on to something people!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Ghost on Thu 23/01/2014 17:45:36
Deliverance of professional navel-contemplating, with side-dishes of farts... IN SPACE!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Frodo on Thu 23/01/2014 19:13:48
The Adventures of Bobby the Lonely Balloon, after his owner so cruelly discards him  :grin:
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Babar on Thu 23/01/2014 20:16:04
An excellent place to put all your f-art, fart comics, fart animations, fart beatboxing and fart programs and games. You also need to have a big red butt on the top corner that farts when you click it. If you allow for f(an)art submissions, I might deliver a little doodie as well!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: HanaIndiana on Thu 23/01/2014 20:23:09
^ Absolutely need the big red butt(on) that sounds off a giant fart.

I would also assume that fartomatic.com would have diagrams of some sort, illustrating how ANYBODY could "become" a fartomatic.
For example, the eating of brussel sprouts as been mentioned before. Carbonated beverages are also a nice choice. Perhaps different choices create different 'versions' of farts. The combinations are endless.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: miguel on Thu 23/01/2014 20:50:14
FARTS IS THE SMELLINGS OF THE WINDS ON ARSES

Do you know what people get over in Portugal when they joke about farts?
That's right, you guessed it right!
They get their testicles removed!

Farting is a serious thing guys.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Mouth for war on Fri 24/01/2014 13:32:00
Carl of doodie comic!!!! A little gaming reference as well ;-)
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kconan on Fri 24/01/2014 17:47:59
How's about audio submissions for a monthly prize?

Cool, fart beatboxing is pretty original!  And yes, the giant red butt-button is a must.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: waheela on Fri 24/01/2014 18:01:20
Red button? C'mon guys, keep it classy.

My two cents:

A site cataloging the different kinds of farts that issue forth from the buttocks.
...and of course, the most illusive, silent-but-deadly fart.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kaput on Fri 24/01/2014 18:17:31
What about a fart of the day? People could submit their farts and the best one gets featured. Although, something like that would probably work better on a monthly basis.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: selmiak on Fri 24/01/2014 19:43:13
PICTURES of farts maybe!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: miguel on Fri 24/01/2014 20:05:15
Quote from: selmiak on Fri 24/01/2014 19:43:13
PICTURES of farts maybe!

But no naked farts please.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: NickyNyce on Fri 24/01/2014 21:58:33
When I hear Fartomatic, I'm instantly thinking about a fart machine. A web page loaded with buttons that make fart sounds, moans and groans, some bathroom banter.

There's a web site that's called Soundboards.com, which has all kinds of celebrities and stuff, great for prank phone calls.


http://soundboards.com/
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: KodiakBehr on Fri 24/01/2014 22:56:10
Come on now.  Let's embrace our inner Dadaist and break free from the confinements of fart-related works.  Make a detailed site about the most NON-FART-RELATED thing you can think of.  Never address the URL.  It will only raise further questions.  It will be talked about.  It will be ART dammit.

Imagine, a biography of Margaret Thatcher's Favourite Hairbrushes all featured on fartomatic.com.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kaput on Sat 25/01/2014 00:45:24
Quote from: KodiakBehr on Fri 24/01/2014 22:56:10
Come on now.  Let's embrace our inner Dadaist and break free from the confinements of fart-related works.  Make a detailed site about the most NON-FART-RELATED thing you can think of.  Never address the URL.  It will only raise further questions.  It will be talked about.  It will be ART dammit.

Imagine, a biography of Margaret Thatcher's Favourite Hairbrushes all featured on fartomatic.com.

The pioneers of DaDa rejected art, so we're off to a winning start!

But I was thinking... The website should totally have a section called 'fart tales' where the writer writes in detail about situations where they farted and what happened/ how people reacted, or vice versa?
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Baron on Sat 25/01/2014 03:14:47
I'm just going to go ahead and throw away my million dollar idea here, but I think the world is ready for this product and I lack the motivation or wherewithal to bring it to market.

You sell Fart Goggles.  Yeah, that's right.  They're like night-vision goggles or, in terms of effectiveness, those goggles that you used to be able to order from the backs of comic books that let you see through women's clothes.  These fart goggles would allow you to answer that age old question of social beings: precisely who had laid that nasty fart anyway!  It would show -or at least claim to show - billowing clouds and wafting tendrils of fart-polluted air, in colours of various intensities depending on the concentration of fart per cubic centimetre (f/cm3).  I'll leave you guys to hash out the product details and marketing techniques, but let me assure you that this idea is a winner and that you would all be fools not to stake your entire financial futures on it right now: get in on the ground floor, Baby!  And with the goggles, Miguel will know who's testicles to remove if things get a little stinky on the ride to the top. ;-D (roll)
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kconan on Sat 25/01/2014 04:41:33
Quote from: Baron on Sat 25/01/2014 03:14:47
You sell Fart Goggles.  Yeah, that's right.  They're like night-vision goggles or, in terms of effectiveness, those goggles that you used to be able to order from the backs of comic books that let you see through women's clothes. 

Marketing department is already on it:

(http://imageshack.com/a/img850/8864/h3s4.png)
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Tabata on Sat 25/01/2014 11:19:53
(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/baby.gif)                 (http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/baby.gif)                 (http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/baby.gif)
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: miguel on Sat 25/01/2014 12:21:06
QuoteAnd with the goggles, Miguel will know who's testicles to remove if things get a little stinky on the ride to the top. ;-D (roll)

Baron,
Congratulations on your fantastic idea, the FartGoogles will become household family objects very soon. No more can daddy blame the dog for that champagne cork fart. And Mrs. Smith, hold those airs when you think you're safe cooking those cabbages!

With that kind of technology I'd become an hero in my country! Heck, I'd be President!
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: monkey424 on Sat 25/01/2014 12:56:14
In Australia, farting is a social expectation. Not only do you get to keep your testicles, but are congratulated with a chummy pat on the bum and invited to share a cold one.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Construed on Sat 25/01/2014 18:53:44
I don't know but I laughed so hard at the businessmen writing with their poop markers i farted lol..
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Ben X on Sun 26/01/2014 11:14:44
It could be a site where you enter your location, and it tells you whether or not you are at a considerable travelling distance from Bosnian Serb folk singer SaÅ¡a MatiÃ,,‡.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: KodiakBehr on Mon 27/01/2014 23:15:17
Quote from: Ben X on Sun 26/01/2014 11:14:44
It could be a site where you enter your location, and it tells you whether or not you are at a considerable travelling distance from Bosnian Serb folk singer SaÅ¡a MatiÃ,,‡.

+1 to this.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Tabata on Tue 28/01/2014 01:04:26
You also need to have a bit of entertainment on the site (nod)

Since "Mister Methane" didn't even make it at the talent shows  :tongue:

I want recommend two other guys that are doing a really cool fart rap :grin:

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Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: Ghost on Wed 05/02/2014 21:00:39
Alternatively you could provide a service where people SEND YOU FARTS and you, in return, make them into GAMES. I can see a market for that!

I did a quick screening and see what my prototype Fart/Game coverter already came up with!

The Secret of who farted on Monkey Island!
Day of the Fartakle!
I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!
Legend Of Kyrandia II: Fart Of Fate!
I Wonder Why Linus Bruckman Farts When His Eyes Are Closed!
Farts In The Attic!
Heroine's Fart (Girl Farts Smell Like Roses)
Fart Runner: Cow Gas!
My Little Farty The Adventure Game
and the upcoming He Farts!

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Also promising!

The Legend Of Kyrandia 3: Malcom's Revenge (hint- he farts!)
Sam And Max Fart On The Road
The 7th Fart
and the new installment Fartmaster's Quest (with DLC farts)

Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: DoorKnobHandle on Wed 05/02/2014 21:04:06
Quote from: Ghost on Wed 05/02/2014 21:00:39
I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

That made me laugh WAY too hard haha.
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: selmiak on Wed 05/02/2014 21:53:12
Quote from: DoorKnobHandle on Wed 05/02/2014 21:04:06
Quote from: Ghost on Wed 05/02/2014 21:00:39
I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

That made me laugh WAY too hard haha.
me too, I even farted a little while laughing ;-D
Title: Re: Attention Rumpusers
Post by: kconan on Thu 06/02/2014 06:03:42
Quote from: Ghost on Wed 05/02/2014 21:00:39
I Have No Orifice And I Must Fart!

Awesome!  Someone draw up a plan, get a team together, and put it up on Kickfarter.