Haiku maybe help? (now also with limerics!)

[Who....me?]

Sorrow dampens one
How heavy the heart can be
But fire burns within

Darkness won't prevail
Light shines much too brightly now
Don't be afraid, child

[evenwolf]

How long ago I
Have let thread go unnoticed
It seems like a month

[Dmitri]

*Dmitri slaps you
you are a big poopy head
that should not happen

[Flippy_D]

Is this one of the
biggest threads in
this forum ever?

[Squinky]

Flippy D I see
That your name has three beats man
I think I messed up

[Matt Brown]

I always thought,
the monkey island topic
was the biggest one


*does that work? I never tried this before*

[TheYak]

To answer query
this thread has top posts
since pic thread was cut

no pun intended
in line above. this thread is
number 10 in views.

[Timosity]

I wondered where this,
Had gone, dissappeared it did
here it is again

The sticky glue wore
Fell a long way, who will pay
we need super glue

Done it's time it has,
Now free to go, bless its wake
Goodbye, we will keep

[DGMacphee]

The other day I
Removed it because noone
Had posted in it.

[Scummbuddy]

Wait, I'll post, I'll post!
Give me a second to think
of a good haiku!

[Squinky]

It would be so sad
If this drifted away because
of "Girls who needs em?"

[Goldmund]

This thread will never
Disappear in the abyss
Of digital past

As long as Glod is
A member of this forum
He will tend and care

[DGMacphee]

Alright, It will stay!
I only hope the stickies
Do not crowd the board!

[Las Naranjas]

people care only
when it is that which they have
is taken away

Remember Strikers
they are Brisbane's soccer team
with really shit crowds

but protesting march
sanctimoniously cried
we want to keep them

but they did not go
to any games afterwards
the whinging dickheads

[Dmitri]

ha ha ha ha ha
the irony is too much
ha ha ha ha ha

that was very crap
I must improve my haiku
It lacks quality

[TheYak]

The beauty of it
quality is not as key
quantity is small

Say something inane
perhaps it is just a waste
but bandwidth is safe

[DragonRose]

Nose: itches and runs
Eyes water and joints all ache
God, I hate the flu.

I am sick and tired
Of this being sick and tired
I fear I must sneeze.

[Duzz]

The lure of haiku
is like a vast mountain range
apon my shoulders

A long time i have
avoided this haiku thread
but now I give in.

[TheYak]

Welcome to my thread
said the Yakspit to the fly
haiku will snare all

[Pumaman]

This magical thread
Has now passed 300th post
It lives forever!