Found this cool app online. Relive some nostalgia!
Play it here! (http://www.int33h.com/test/mi/index.html)
- I fought headcrabs more fearsome than you!
- Stop poking me with that crowbar, dr. freeman.
Lets REALLY do some insult sword-fighting! (No idea how this would work or if it would go down in angry flames or fizzle out in boredom)
I've never seen swordplay so horribly bad!
(that took a really long time to come up with, and isn't all that good :()
Challenge accepted. All in good fun of course.
Quote from: Babar on Wed 19/06/2013 12:22:57
I've never seen swordplay so horribly bad!
Then maybe you should stop looking at that mirror, my lad!
I've seen better swordplay from a third grader!
Quote from: Phemar on Wed 19/06/2013 12:36:10
I've seen better swordplay from a third grader!
Perhaps you need to go back and learn your three ARRRs
My grandmother throws a better swing!
QuoteMy grandmother throws a better swing!
She's surely as ugly as you, if that's her thing!
Do you think I could be defeated by a coward like you?
Quote from: geork on Wed 19/06/2013 13:10:40
Do you think I could be defeated by a coward like you?
Not in that dress.
My skill is famed in song and tale!
Phil Spector must have written all of them!
An infant could match wits with you and still win!
Quote from: Ghost on Wed 19/06/2013 13:28:51
My skill is famed in song and tale!
Ay, indeed, you made an impressive lavatory cleaner!
Edit: Whoops, CaptainD got there first...
Edit2: Double whoops, I wasn't aware miguel was responding :D
I take away my challenge, Captain D's is the one to answer folks!
Quote from: CaptainD on Wed 19/06/2013 13:36:04
An infant could match wits with you and still win!
Too bad you have no wits to match with.
->
- Am I supposed to be impressed?
Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Wed 19/06/2013 14:11:43
Am I supposed to be impressed?
I've been told you look more like an imp, pressed.
[wouldn't it make more sense if you first responded to a previous insulter, then added a brand new one? Otherwise the rhyme would be repeated. This means Arjon has to come up with an insult that the next poster should respond to.]
My pogostick is feared everywhere
Quote from: Arj0n on Wed 19/06/2013 18:07:48
My pogostick is feared everywhere
If ye pull it outta your *ss this fight might get somewhere! (laugh)
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The upper-arm thrust is my finishing move!
QuoteThe upper-arm thrust is my finishing move!
sorry Ghost, didn't see this..
hmm.. thrusting..
Are your moves this bad in bed? What are you trying to prove?
NEXT INSULTWe'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Quote from: monkey424 on Thu 20/06/2013 11:00:37
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.[/b]
Your insults are about as harmful as porridge.
Next > Even your right arm rejects your advances.
QuoteEven your right arm rejects your advances.
That's because my third leg performs so well!
Quote from: Stupot+ on Thu 20/06/2013 12:28:35
Quote from: monkey424 on Thu 20/06/2013 11:00:37
We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.[/b]
Your insults are about as harmful as porridge.
It's
door hinge! Argh!
Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Thu 20/06/2013 12:35:50
It's door hinge! Argh!
Depends on your accent! Some Americans say 'orange' with an 'o' like 'door', other people say 'orange' with an 'o' like 'box'.
What? Blasphemy! That's against pirate code (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw)!
Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Thu 20/06/2013 17:30:17
What? Blasphemy! That's against pirate code (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw)!
Get on with the game, you landlubbin' toad.
I make it Miguel's turn to set the next one.
Sorry about that!
>Is that the smell of poop or is it your natural odour?
That's your Game of Thrones cologne, I think, Eau du Hodor.
I hold a Master of Arts in insulting!
Quote from: Eric on Fri 21/06/2013 02:04:39
I hold a Master of Arts in insulting!
Strange... I thought you were a Master of being revolting!
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I hear you like to wear stockings and suspenders when sword-fighting you practice...
QuoteI hear you like to wear stockings and suspenders when sword-fighting you practice...
Well, I hear...Wait, I actually never heard of you!
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> You have the athletic build of a legless turtle!
Quote from: miguel on Fri 21/06/2013 10:56:38
> You have the athletic build of a legless turtle!
Whereas you have the build of a 24-stone woman I know called Myrtle...
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I've never seen someone prance around as idiotically as you...
QuoteI've never seen someone prance around as idiotically as you...
You do not recognize finesse even if I'd spell it for you!
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I have defeated practice dummies more worthy than you!
I'm surprised you had the lung capacity to inflate her.
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The only place you've pillaged was your mother's pantry.
And you were always caught with your hand in the cookie jar!
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Your orations lack percipience that indicate your incognizance of your quandary.
Congratulations on purchasing your first thesaurus!
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Were you born this way, or were you dropped as a child?
That's rich, from a man so intensely reviled.
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Your eyepatch was sewn from your mother's moustache.
QuoteYour eyepatch was sewn from your mother's moustache.
At least I know my mother, ya salty bastard! ARrrrrh!
> Could you please stop talking? Your breath is like napalm in the morning!
Quote from: miguel on Sat 22/06/2013 00:44:13
> Could you please stop talking? Your breath is like napalm in the morning!
Why sir, YOURS warrants a 3 mile warning!
> Your stupidity is as sharp as your wit dull!
And your insults are as empty as your cowardice full!
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Would you like to take a break? You look tired and perplexed.
Quote from: Eric on Sat 22/06/2013 13:39:21
Would you like to take a break? You look tired and perplexed.
Nah, fighting you just has me relaxed.
-> To avoid rhyming counter, my last word is "chimney"!
To me, I'm afraid, you come across rather dimly.
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I am a seaman, but you sir are semen.
Quote from: Stupot+ on Sat 22/06/2013 16:41:32I am a seaman, but you sir are semen.
Well you won't be mistaken for a human.
Your face is so ugly, you break the mirror while shaving.
Quote from: Anian on Sat 22/06/2013 16:46:49
Your face is so ugly, you break the mirror while shaving.
At least I don't have snakes in my hair headbutting it!
(Sorry, that's the best I could think of.)
Anyway, my turn:
Did you learn your fighting style from cavemen? It's so primeval!
(Note: You don't HAVE to do a rhyme for the comeback here)
Your insults crash harder than Evel Knievel.
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My sharp wit will leave you with a Heidelberg scar!
You look like you just came from the Hindenberg's bar.
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I saw one just like you in the local petshop.
Quote from: Stupot+ on Sat 22/06/2013 17:41:53
I saw one just like you in the local petshop.
It sounds like you're on your last leg when it comes to dating.
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You're so ugly, your parents tied a bone around your neck so the dog would play with you.
Your parents didn't, out of fear even the fleas wouldn't stay with you.
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You're as fierce as an algae, and only slightly smarter
You'd be as clever as an algae if you'd only try harder!
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You smell like a pair of armored trousers after the hundred years war!
Quote from: Renodox on Sun 23/06/2013 05:13:08
You smell like a pair of armored trousers after the hundred years war!
... You fight like a cow!*
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* C'mon, someone HAD to do it!
> Is that a PINK shirt? Or just an EGA palette?
At least it's better than your VGA mullet.
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Is that chapstick in your shorts? (chapstick is short, he has small... I'm not good at this.)
Quote from: Armageddon on Sun 23/06/2013 06:33:29
Is that chapstick in your shorts?
Is that a Tic Tac in your shorts or did you just swim in cold water?
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You'll never be the man your mother is!
At least my mum puts out for me. (nod)
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You're less courageous than Indy in a snake pit.
So...I get to do it with 1981 Karen Allen? With whom did you make it?
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I've been up against sea slugs with more backbone than you!
Quote from: Eric on Sun 23/06/2013 09:35:50
I've been up against sea slugs with more backbone than you!
Are you as slimy as sea slug already? Or do you bath in oil? :P
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I've seen fly washings its hands, so much better than you!
QuoteI've seen fly washings it hands, so much better than you!
I'll wash my hands with the blood of your entrails!
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> My penis is twice as long as your sword!
My what? My sw-- Oh! This is actually a thumb tack from the bulletin board.
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There's no known defense for my witty riposte!
It's so pathetic it's gone unnoticed.
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You must've fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Your father could be any one of the drunkards in town.
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You clear every bar with the stench of your pits.
Quote from: Stupot+ on Sun 23/06/2013 22:42:39
You clear every bar with the stench of your pits.
Pity it was too smelly. You got attracted !
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> You are like ZERO "0". No matter how much I help you, yet you remain the same.
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Sun 23/06/2013 22:47:39
> You are like ZERO "0". No matter how much I help you, yet you remain the same.
You hear that one from your mother? I guess she's to blame!
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Your insults stink as bad as your breath
Yeah, Stupot! We are totally desapointed, man!
And now I've ruined the flow of this thread!
Shame on you Stupot!
Jesus, today must be 'Shut Stu down at every turn and make him feel like a cunt' day :-[
Anyway...
Quote from: Stee on Sun 23/06/2013 23:33:33
Your insults stink as bad as your breath
That smell is toothpaste. Try it some time.
[Edit: Whoops, thanks Nicky. Sorry for the emo outburst :D]
You need to continue the fight, Stupot+.
EDIT: Poor guy is having a rough day, I'll continue it.
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Your Mom is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
QuoteYour Mom is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
So you're the pervert who's been taking photos of her twat and posting on hornymums.com!!? Shame on you sir!
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Did your mother drop you on your head when you were young?
The clamydia you got from birth is playing with your sight again.
You swing that sword like a girls skipping rope!
Quote from: Sinsin on Mon 24/06/2013 15:23:52
You swing that sword like a girls skipping rope!
You should know - you were in the Girl Guides!
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I've met narwhals more attractive than you...
Quote from: CaptainD on Mon 24/06/2013 20:03:21
I've met narwhals more attractive than you...
Yeh I suppose your last girlfriend was quite hot... for a whale.
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I've had more sport, from a ten dollar hooker!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Mon 24/06/2013 20:36:44
I've had more sport, from a ten dollar hooker!
I'm surprised your Sister even charged you.
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Your teeth are so yellow, your tonsils have to wear sunglasses.
That's GOLD from my treasure, my friend, but clearly you never saw any!
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I drink a thousand shipwrecks!
Truly MANLY pirates drink GROG!
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I feel sorry for your brain, all small and alone in that big fat head of yours!
QuoteI feel sorry for your brain, all small and alone in that big fat head of yours!
You, above all, shouldn't talk about fat, at least I can see my sausage!
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Your moves are as thrilling as watching Driving Miss Daisy on slow motion!
Quote from: miguel on Tue 25/06/2013 10:05:17
Your moves are as thrilling as watching Driving Miss Daisy on slow motion!
I was driving Miss Daisy all night long... were YOU?
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The last time you scored was in a game of tiddlywinks.
QuoteThe last time you scored was in a game of tiddlywinks.
Oh, Yeah?
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Is that foam in your mouth or do you really shave your tongue?
Is that chocolate in your mouth or do you really eat your dung?
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I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Quote from: Eric on Tue 25/06/2013 11:53:59
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Am I really on fire? Or are you burning from jealousy?
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Is that a bone protruding out of your head? Or are you just a bonehead? :-\
I can't think of anything.. I'm off to bed now.. I'm sure Miguel will come up with something involving a 'boner'
It's a trophy from the last nincompoop I pwned.
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How did you get rid of the splinters in your arse after using your pegleg as a dildo.
Quote from: monkey424 on Tue 25/06/2013 13:16:25
I can't think of anything.. I'm off to bed now.. I'm sure Miguel will come up with something involving a 'boner'
[He's too busy discussing religion now.]
Hehehehehe!
That sums me up, alright! A boner or Religion...
Interesting...In a bad way!
Quote from: Stupot+ on Tue 25/06/2013 13:27:17
How did you get rid of the splinters in your arse after using your pegleg as a dildo.
Me? You should take a closer look at peoples faces when watching those streams on pirateasses.com
â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"
I wouldn't hire you as crewman if we were the only men alive.
I wouldn't want to be on your crew anyway. I've seen how bad you drive!
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Your cowardice has no peer, in fear you are supreme!
Cowardice? I was merely running to buy you some piles cream.
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You're so thick, you thought the Gulf War was a another name for the Ryder Cup
Of course! For me, everything is a good swing!
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Eek, Ack, Chee!
Quote from: Renodox on Wed 26/06/2013 08:24:15
Eek, Ack, Chee!
So now you talk like a monkey as well as look and fight like one!
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If your muscles were as strong as your odour, you would be a fearsome opponent indeed!
As far whiffiness goes.. you take the lead.
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I fart in your general direction.
Quote from: monkey424 on Thu 27/06/2013 12:26:29
I fart in your general direction.
I wondered what that brown stain was...
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My fighting prowess is famous throughout the land!
QuoteMy fighting prowess is famous throughout the land!
But you should know that Neverland is just a fable!
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Even clowns get scared by your ridiculous moves!
Quote
Even clowns get scared by your ridiculous moves!
(i actually take that as a compliment. but here's the real answer:)
you should know, you look like one.
â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"
fighting you is an easy way to improve my winning stats.
Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 12:44:33
fighting you is an easy way to improve my winning stats.
You should clarify that its
actually your losing status (nod)
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My anger is feared through out the whole world.
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Thu 27/06/2013 13:16:52
My anger is feared through out the whole world.
What you mistake for fear is actually embarrassment!
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Your life I shall extinguish, as easy as a birthday candle!
And I shall put you out like a fag on the bottom of my sandal
(not intended to sound homophobic)
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You've got more STDs than a phone book.
Quote from: Stupot+ on Thu 27/06/2013 16:04:32
You've got more STDs than a phone book.
I caught them from your sister!
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Before the end... you will beg me to stop!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:14:47
Before the end... you will beg me to stop!
What, you mean you're going to sing?
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There are no words for the cowardice you have shown!
Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 27/06/2013 18:19:12
There are no words for the cowardice you have shown!
Buy a dictionary!
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My niece has more fighting skill!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:32:51
My niece has more fighting skill!
I know, she taught you everything you know.
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Your mother wears army boots!
Quote from: Ryan Timothy on Thu 27/06/2013 18:41:26
Your mother wears army boots!
I'm not going to mention what YOUR mother's been wearing on that street corner!
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I'll deal your death, with a master stroke!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 18:53:45
I'll deal your death, with a master stroke!
There's a better chance I die by heart stroke.
â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"
Did you ever consult a doctor about those nervous hand ticks or is this really your fighting style?
Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 18:55:46
Did you ever consult a doctor about those nervous hand ticks or is this really your fighting style?
I've been diagnosed with Parkinsons....yeh I bet you feel like shit right now.
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I can hear your mother calling your name!
I can hear your mother calling my name, if you know what I mean, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
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You'll need a handkerchief to dry your tears, and a band-aid for the pain.
Quote from: Eric on Thu 27/06/2013 19:29:55
You'll need a handkerchief to dry your tears, and a band-aid for the pain.
Interesting... I use analgaesics for pain, not plasters!
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You have more warts then a warthog that hogs its warts...
Quote from: CaptainD on Thu 27/06/2013 19:37:23
You have more warts then a warthog that hogs its warts...
Hm? Sorry... I thought you where talking about your penis again!
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My weapon has an itch, that only your death can scratch!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Thu 27/06/2013 20:11:06
My weapon has an itch, that only your death can scratch!
My weapon has a fuse! Here, catch.
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You call that a ship? I've seen bigger Barnacles!
Then maybe you should take better care of your skin.
I'm not feeling very creative right now, so...
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard"
Quote
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard"
Be glad you don't have to listen to the things you're saying.
â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"
The guys on the AGS Forum have better insults than you.
Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 21:47:42
The guys on the AGS Forum have better insults than you.
That's why you get insulted much often. [I hope you don't mind it.]
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Even Tweety fights Sylvester much better than you. :cheesy:
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Thu 27/06/2013 22:06:38
[I hope you don't mind it.]
(on the contrary, I basically asked for it :D )
Quote
Even Tweety fights Sylvester much better than you. :cheesy:
Did you learn your moves watching the children's channel. That explains a lot.
â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"
Not even Neymar could fake being hit by your sword.
Quote from: san.daniele on Thu 27/06/2013 22:27:27
Not even Neymar could fake being hit by your sword.
Forget Neymar. Even Chuck Norris fears my fake sword.
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Is that a shield? Or you are carrying just a trashcan's lid?
QuoteIs that a shield? Or you are carrying just a trashcan's lid?
Is that a baby you're carrying? Or you're just fat?
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Even Bambi throws better insults than you!
I wouldn't know. Disney is for pussies.
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You're the worst paid rent-boy in all the seven seas.
QuoteYou're the worst paid rent-boy in all the seven seas.
Your sister was cheap! Still I did her!
Spoiler
:= sorry Stu, I say the most hideous things while swordfighting
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Madre Theresa would kick your ass in a minute...blindfolded!
I had a feeling she liked a bit of S&M
Spoiler
I'm probably going to Hell anyway :D
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Your sword is so blunt, it's sponsored by the Andrex puppy.
Quote from: Stupot+ on Fri 28/06/2013 14:02:44
Your sword is so blunt, it's sponsored by the Andrex puppy.
Funny, when I look at your hair... I think of the Dulux dog!
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When I'm done with you, there will be nothing to bury!
That's because we'll both be dust before you even get a hit!
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I was frozen today!
Quote from: Renodox on Sun 30/06/2013 09:56:58
I was frozen today!
You need to get out of the cave in which you are hiding because of fear.
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Shame on you! Kids with toys are far more dangerous than you!
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Sun 30/06/2013 11:15:35
Shame on you! Kids with toys are far more dangerous than you!
Listen boy, you need to stop waving that dildo around like a feather duster
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My swordmastery is known across the seven seas
QuoteMy swordmastery is known across the seven seas
Aye, your comedy act is well known. Folk laugh til they cry and fall to their knees.
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Cake or death?
Quote from: monkey424 on Sun 30/06/2013 12:47:12
Cake or death?
From the size of your waist, I'd suspect you ate it all...
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I shall execute your demise like an artist creates a masterpiece!
QuoteI shall execute your demise like an artist creates a masterpiece!
The only artistic thing in you is the way you cry like Madame Buterfly!
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People will remember you as the town idiot!
Quote from: miguel on Sun 30/06/2013 14:54:44
People will remember you as the town idiot!
And what will they remember you for? Worst dressed?!
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I shall rip out your heart, and feed it to my hounds!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 30/06/2013 17:35:31
I shall rip out your heart, and feed it to my hounds!
That explains pretty much - why you keep barking. [I hope you didn't mind it]
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I'd still shoot you in the head even if you are the last person on Earth.
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Sun 30/06/2013 21:35:25
I'd still shoot you in the head even if you are the last person on Earth.
Don't worry. I'll shoot myself if you were the only person to talk to.
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My only worry is my blade getting scuffed in this fight.
No chance of that! You're too cowardly to remove it from its sheath!
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Your labium orises are so immense an Ornithorhynchus Anatinus would be astonished!
At least my Gluteus Maximus doesn't resemble that of a Papio Cynocephalus!
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I am above fighting such a coward as you!
QuoteI am above fighting such a coward as you!
Look out! Aww.. Too late. You just trod in dog poo!
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Your theatrical moves belong in a Gilbert and Sullivan play!
QuoteYour theatrical moves belong in a Gilbert and Sullivan play!
Yet you fail to beat me every time we clash swords!
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Why don't you start praying, since you're already on your knees?
I just didn't want to put you at an unfair disadvantage, shorty.
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They invented negative numbers to keep up with your IQ!
QuoteThey invented negative numbers to keep up with your IQ!
Yeah, but did they have to invent spandex so that you look that gay?
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Where you bought that hat, did they have the male version?
Quote from: miguel on Tue 02/07/2013 15:14:30
Where you bought that hat, did they have the male version?
Check out yours - so feminine that it would even make ladies sick!
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I am surrounded by you idiots! Such idiots you are: The longer I stay, the more idiotic I become.
Quote from: Adeel S. Ahmed on Tue 02/07/2013 16:24:20
I am surrounded by you idiots! Such idiots you are: The longer I stay, the more idiotic I become.
We're just acting like that to get rid of you!
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The man who taught you to fight, must have been a bumbling buffoon!
And yet he was still better than you!
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I've seen better mugs on a bush pig!
Why would a pig drink coffee?
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Your friends and family will reward me for your demise!
They'll just cut out your tongue, should you tell them these lies.
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Your prancing reminds me of a monkey with scurvy!
QuoteYour prancing reminds me of a monkey with scurvy!
Don't you talk to your dentist like that! Arrrrrh!
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Do you honestly think your tap-dancing will win you any fight?
I'll have you know I'm top of the class at dancing school!
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I'll type another post, lest this thread fall into the depths of obscurity!
Obscurity: where your name will end! ARrhhhh!
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I've been in fights where my opponents actually fought!
And you lost each of them!
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You're so boring you can't entertain a doubt!
The only thing in "doubt" here is your fighting ability!
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To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 07/07/2013 21:29:57
To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!
Too bad it was your good hand that you tied.
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I've seen better fighting style in a small hedgehog!
Quote from: DBoyWheeler on Sun 07/07/2013 21:40:11
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Sun 07/07/2013 21:29:57
To make it fair.... I'll tie one hand behind my back!
Too bad it was your good hand that you tied.
How's this possibly a counter-insult? If he tied his good hand, this only means he is confident that he'll defeat you with his bad hand.
QuoteHow's QuoteToo bad it was your good hand that you tied.
possibly a counter-insult?
Implies the idiot tied the wrong hand because he's an idiot!
Ahem..
QuoteI've seen better fighting style in a small hedgehog!
You've been playing too much Sonic the Hedgehog.
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I've seen better fighting style from a pudgy Italian plumber!
Quote from: monkey424 on Mon 08/07/2013 13:29:08
I've seen better fighting style from a pudgy Italian plumber!
You've been eating those mushrooms again, haven't you?
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I've known fossils that were livelier than you...
And how ARE your peers at the retirement home?
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The last one who thought you were a big guy was just a fetus!
QuoteThe last one who thought you were a big guy was just a fetus!
Your wife thought the same, she kept calling it "Big Guy"!
Spoiler
please forgive me :=
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You are the son and the heir of generations of cowards!
And your ancestors were too afraid to ever leave the orchards.
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Did you break your nose when your mother dropped you?
Edit: how do you break your nose if you don't have one...?
Quote from: Khris on Tue 09/07/2013 12:43:41
Did you break your nose when your mother dropped you?
We thought you were the one with no nose. Look at your avatar.
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Even Voldemort was more hilarious than combined all of you! (laugh)
Quote from: Adeel
Even Voldemort was more hilarious than combined all of you! (laugh)
Well, you are more of a Weasel than the weasley brothers.
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My smartphone is more expensive than your smartphone :p
Quote from: Stupot+ on Tue 09/07/2013 23:00:25
My smartphone is more expensive than your smartphone :p
I'd beat you even at angry birds!
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How do you expect to stick your sword into my heart with that lazy eye?
Even with a good eye, it'd be impossible to find that shrivelled thing!
You should surrender now, while your pants are still unsoiled!
QuoteYou should surrender now, while your pants are still unsoiled!
But I wear spandex, body fluids aren't a problem!
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Now I'm sure why your mother hid all the mirrors in your house!
That and the silverware! You common thief!
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Which would you rather keep? Your right hand... or your left?
Is that a threat? Or are you flirting with me?
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you've got less imagination than a... a particularly unimaginitive person.
No imagination?! I was planning to kill you with your own genitals!
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I'll peel off your skin, and steal your identity!
QuoteI'll peel off your skin, and steal your identity!
I'll wear pink spandex suits, and steal your identity!
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You couldn't even make it in the Paralympics!
They wouldn't let me in..... :sad:.... but after I'm done with you.... you'll be able to enter next year!
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This quiche you've made is the worst I've ever tasted!
That's not quiche... That's the vomit I threw up from looking at your face! :=
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You wouldn't know intelligence if it came around to your house for dinner wearing a name tag, whispered it's name in your ear and smacked you across the face with an IQ test!
<off contest>
There have been 2 insults about spandex in a row... Is that an OceanSpirit insults contest?
</off contest>
Quote from: Sunny Penguin on Wed 10/07/2013 18:47:47
You wouldn't know intelligence if it came around to your house for dinner wearing a name tag, whispered it's name in your ear and smacked you across the face with an IQ test!
At least I know when to use properly "it's" and "its"!
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You're like a T-Rex trying to reach for its sword!
QuoteAt least I know when to use properly "it's" and "its"!
Spoiler
yay someone got it.
You're like a T-Rex trying to reach for its sword!
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Kind of like you trying to find your penis!
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Remember your girlfriend? Or should I say ....MY new girlfriend!
Still dating your old lady, eh boy?
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Remember me? When I killed your brother! I talked just like THISSSSS!
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guy's head.
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You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!
Quote from: Oldschool_Wolf on Wed 10/07/2013 22:09:55
You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!
Actually, you all are wanted in a mental hospital. Plus, now-a-days, killing your imaginary friend doesn't count.
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Even my Nokia 6300 is much smarter than combined all of you!
What... are you YODA now? I guess that explains the big ears :P
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The only thing tough about you is the luck you've had in your life!
Quote from: Sunny Penguin on Wed 10/07/2013 23:08:26
The only thing tough about you is the luck you've had in your life!
I don't want YOUR charms--they are NOT magically delicious OR lucky!
(Sorry, that's the best I could think of right now.)
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Did you drink too much grog before challenging me? That explains your sloppy form!
Indeed I did. With you though, sloppy while stone sober is the norm!
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You shouldn't wear white, cause I'll color you brown, yellow and red!
QuoteYou shouldn't wear white, cause I'll color you brown, yellow and red!
You shouldn't wear pink, the crowd can't stop laughing!
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Why do you insist in having garlic before a fight? I could smell you miles away!
Spoiler
Quote<off contest>
There have been 2 insults about spandex in a row... Is that an OceanSpirit insults contest?
</off contest>
OSD is omnipresent, Monsieur.
It's so you'll find it to be sharp, whatever I'm going to say!
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Your insults are puny, and so is your sword, your penis is tiny and you don't rhyme one word!
My rhyming is legendary, my rhymes are sublime. I just don't have time for those who half-rhyme.
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I hope you live in a place with universal health coverage. You're going to need it.
After that STD you just gave me? Absolutely!
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I'm the one who subscribed you to all that junk mail!
So you finally learned how to write?
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When I'm done with you, worms will consume tiny pieces of you and excrete them back out as humus.
QuoteWhen I'm done with you, worms will consume tiny pieces of you and excrete them back out as humus.
There may be traces of alcohol and nicotine as well, sir!
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The only thing scary about you is your face!
It will be the last thing you see!
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I take no pleasure in this.....well... maybe a little.
QuoteI take no pleasure in this.....well... maybe a little.
This things you take pleasure from would make the Marquis de Sade blush!
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When I google 'coward', your name comes out first!
Let's not even talk about your internet search history! All those auto erotic asphyxiation websites!
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I will allow you to die with dignity!
I will kill you with extreme prejudice!
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Do you want to take of your glasses before we start?
Quote from: Khris on Fri 12/07/2013 09:00:06
Do you want to take of your glasses before we start?
Yes, can I put them in your purse?
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Tell me when you want to start.. Oh wait, are you actually fighting right now?
QuoteTell me when you want to start.. Oh wait, are you actually fighting right now?
I'm warming up, chatting to your girlfriend!
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I won't hit you unless you tell the paramedics to leave!
But how will they remove that gerbil from your arse?
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Your technique is sloppy, like when you kiss your mother!
Your technique is amazing... at least that's what your dad said as he was receiving your cock.
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Your mum said your penis tastes like your dad's arse.
(I'm so sorry)
Oh yeah? You smell like poop!
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Look behind you! It's Ocean Spirit Dennis in latex!
Spoiler
Let's cool down, guys! If we go on with nasty insults there's no stopping and we'll just regret it later!
And here I thought Monkey Island was a family game. Apparently not.
We just got carried away, that's all. We should resume with renewed family values!
Quote from: miguel on Sat 13/07/2013 01:41:19Look behind you! It's Ocean Spirit Dennis in latex!
Not an insult, or is it?
Fighting a child would be more challenging that this!
I'd have thought after all the practice you've had fighting them, kids shouldn't be a problem anymore.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
Quote from: Babar on Sat 13/07/2013 13:07:33
You fight like a dairy farmer!
How appropriate, you fight like a Ponch!
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You are as repulsive as a Monkey_05_06 in a negligee
That's not me, you're staring at your toupee.
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No need to act the goat!
Oh, yeah?
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The Dalai Lama has better insults than you!
Quote from: miguel on Wed 09/10/2013 10:56:52
The Dalai Lama has better insults than you!
Karmat me, bro!
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you have ugly shoes but you can change them, unlike your face!
At least I know how to tie my own lace :/
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What is that green pus oozing from your crusted, putrid nipples?
Quote from: Stupot+ on Wed 09/10/2013 20:14:44
What is that green pus oozing from your crusted, putrid nipples?
Hm, let me guess, it's... Oh wait this wasn't the riddle thread oops never mind me
Quote from: Andail on Wed 09/10/2013 20:21:31
Quote from: Stupot+ on Wed 09/10/2013 20:14:44
What is that green pus oozing from your crusted, putrid nipples?
Hm, let me guess, it's... Oh wait this wasn't the riddle thread oops never mind me
Haha, I realise now the answer was in the question. Whoops :/
keep it flowing bros...
QuoteWhat is that green pus oozing from your crusted, putrid nipples?
So, I've got a condition...What's your excuse?
*ahem* keep it flowing Miguel. ;)
Niiiice Ryan, very nice.
No but seriously. You responded to his insult with a retort but didn't add your own counter-insult to keep the thread going.
Yup, keep being sarcastic about my humour, I even pretended I had pus coming out of my nipples!
It wasn't even my turn.
I'm lost now...Blade Runner?
Oh, I assumed So, I've got a condition...What's your excuse? was a retort to his nipple insult. Not to worry then.
(Hey guys, if you want to do this in a more organized fashion, check this out
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=49139.new#new )