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Title: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Fri 05/10/2012 01:44:28
Seriously, AGSers, is this all the rumpus you got?!?  I used to hang out on this site for the entertainment value.  Now I just hang out on this site....
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Ponch on Fri 05/10/2012 02:59:38
A Catholic cowboy lost his Bible while he was fixing fences out on the range.

The next morning, a cow ambled up to him while he checked the herd, carrying his lost Bible in her mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow's mouth and exclaimed, "Praise, Jesus! It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."


There, I have rumpused enough for one night.  :kiss:
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Crimson Wizard on Fri 05/10/2012 11:31:18
Baron, change your game dev company name to "Lustful Adventures". You'll surely get more customers.
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Baron on Fri 05/10/2012 12:26:58
Quote from: Crimson Wizard on Fri 05/10/2012 11:31:18
Baron, change your game dev company name to "Lustful Adventures". You'll surely get more customers.

Ha!  You know, I've considered going down that route.  But could I wake up every morning, look myself in the ceiling mirror, and say "There's a man I respect?"
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Mouth for war on Fri 05/10/2012 15:52:12
There once was Homer simpson, one baker and a D'oh...And the rumpus winner for todaaaaay is........ME for having such a bad joke to share :D
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Ponch on Fri 05/10/2012 16:19:16
A new day brings fresh rumpusing!

Two cows are standing in a pasture.
The first cow asks, "Do you ever worry about getting mad cow disease?"
"Of course not," says the second cow. "I'm a chicken."
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Crimson Wizard on Fri 05/10/2012 16:23:52
What was Ponch's first word?

"Moooma!"
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Ponch on Fri 05/10/2012 16:27:41
How do cows know when it's time to go to sleep?
When it's pasture bedtime.
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Tabata on Fri 05/10/2012 16:59:52
two cows on a pasture
... one says: "Mooooo!"
... the other one replies: " What a strange coincidence! I just wanted to say the same.""

(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/boah.gif)
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Mouth for war on Fri 05/10/2012 17:20:52
Ok Tabata that was pretty damn bad too! Maybe you're the winner ;D
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Tabata on Fri 05/10/2012 17:50:59
(http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/userpics/12962/icon_yeah.gif)
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Sane Co. on Fri 05/10/2012 18:40:00
Two cows are tandin in the middl of a feild, the first one eats a rat. Umm... I forgot the punchline.
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: selmiak on Fri 05/10/2012 19:09:16
cow1: what are you eating.
cow2: grass.
cow1: I prefer moooo-sli.

I came up with that all by myself :D

Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Mouth for war on Fri 05/10/2012 19:16:42
I'd love to see...The secret of Mooooo-nkey island :D
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Tabata on Fri 05/10/2012 20:13:48
Oooooookay!
... and all together now:


[embed=420,315]<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1r88B1NjhcM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/embed]
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Ponch on Sat 06/10/2012 01:49:27
Why don't cows jump over barb wire fences?
Because they fear an udder disaster.
Title: Re: More Rumpus, PUH-lease!
Post by: Baron on Sat 06/10/2012 02:26:40
What do you call the variety of cow that has just given birth?

Decalfinated. 

Buddum-bum, chi!  I'll be here all week.  Try the shrimp.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Sat 06/10/2012 04:04:19
Just because I've got a couple of beers in me and I refuse to be typecast...

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle

G'night, AGS Community. Sleep tight. I'll be back for more rumpusing tomorrow.  :smiley:
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Sane Co. on Sat 06/10/2012 05:16:54
Where do cows eat?
A calfe
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Baron on Sun 07/10/2012 02:21:27
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Sun 07/10/2012 04:54:31
What do you get when you cross a cow with a belly dancer?
A milkshake.  :cheesy:
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Eric on Sun 07/10/2012 09:17:43
A man who spent most of his life wearing a drab grey suit and working in a fluorescent-lit office retired and dipped into his savings to take a trip to Europe. While there, he promised himself he would be adventurous, try anything that came across his path, and basically live life for the first time after years of having slaved away for the company.

It was in a restaurant in Spain when he saw a man eating a plate of two fried, thick hunks of meat. He called the waiter over.

"What's that man having?" he asked.

"Ahhhh yes," said the waiter. "Señor has excellent taste. Those are the testicles of the bull, the loser in today's bullfight."

The man took a deep breath, thought of his promise to himself to try everything, and said, "I'll have what he's having."

The waiter's countenance fell a bit as he said, "I apologize, señor. We have only one bullfight per day, and so only one plate per day of this particular item. If you would like to come back tomorrow, I will reserve this delicacy for you."

The man agreed, and went to his hotel thinking of how privileged he was to get this opportunity. The next day, he returned, and the waiter put a plate in front of him. The two chunks were tiny, less meaty, and looked nothing like what he'd seen the day before. The man felt as though he'd been gypped, and said so.

The waiter's countenance fell again as he explained, "You must understand señor...the bull is not always the loser."
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Baron on Mon 08/10/2012 02:08:38
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Baron on Tue 09/10/2012 02:13:24
Huh.  No more cow jokes from Ponch....  C'mon man!  Just a bit of Google and a scroll wheel: that's all I ask.  Or perhaps we can resort to good old fashioned shooting from the hip....

What do you call the alpha bull at an abattoir?

Burger King.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Tue 09/10/2012 02:26:27
Quote from: Baron on Tue 09/10/2012 02:13:24
Huh.  No more cow jokes from Ponch....  C'mon man!

Not all of us are vaguely Germanic semi-royalty, Mr. Baron. Some of us have jobs, you know.  ;)

What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Cow pi.

(My apologies for bringing math into this :P )
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Eric on Tue 09/10/2012 02:56:39
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x20/jojovanb/Far%20Side%20Pics/Cows-ItsGRASS.jpg)
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Tabata on Tue 09/10/2012 04:23:15
What do cows do on rainy days?

             (http://www.pic4ever.com/images/lillamu5-756439.gif)

They go to the moooovies.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Intense Degree on Tue 09/10/2012 18:02:17
(http://funnar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/emocow.jpg)
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: CaptainD on Tue 09/10/2012 18:42:53
I can't believe how long this thread has gone on.  You guys are just miking it for all it's worth.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Baron on Wed 10/10/2012 01:31:38
I love Gary Larson, and yet curse him at the same time.  Who retires at 45?  Bastard.  Here's my favourite cow one:

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTR7wDdZ4Gm2O96NvKeB621y0XvdRiK-sba706_CoWu-6QwPwO3qrgP4PAeSQ)

I think it's the cow's posture more than the situation that I find humorous.... but I'll have to wait for the cow humour analysis thread to flesh that line of thinking out fully....
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: kconan on Wed 10/10/2012 03:24:55
Larson is the man.  My favorite of his cartoon compliations is the one that contained all of his work which was too contraversial for the newspaper.

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/EPH/8792.jpg)
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Wed 10/10/2012 04:35:43
Cows of the world: (ASCII style)

Code (AGS) Select

                 |------========|
                 | **** |=======|
           (__)  | **** |=======|              vv    vv
           (oo)  |==============|              ||----||  *
    /-------\/   |==============|              ||     | /
   / |     ||----<                            /\-------/
  *  ||----|     |                           (oo)
     ^^    ^     |                           (~~)

American Cow                               Australian Cow


Code (AGS) Select

         \ (__)                       (__)
         \\(oo)                       (\/)
    /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
   / |    (**)                / |     ||
  *  ||----||`               *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^                   ^^    ^^
  Scottish Cow               Japanese Cow


Code (AGS) Select

/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______   / /
/ / /    /   |   \  / /
/ / /    (__)|      / /
/ / /    (oo)|      / /                  oo
   /-------\/ |
  / |     ||^_|
*  ||----|
    ^^    ^
  English Cow                      Ghost Cow


I apologize to any American, Scottish, English, Japanese or undead AGSers if I have offended you.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Gilbert on Wed 10/10/2012 06:09:41
You missed one.
Code (AGS) Select

           (__)
           (oo)
    /-------\/
   / *     ||
     ||----||
     ^^    ^^
Ask Whole Cow

Yeah. I know. It is pretty lame.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Wed 10/10/2012 06:20:31
Nothing lame about it, Iceybooty. It's a fact of life that everyone poops. In fact, someone should write a book about that. I imagine they would get quite rich.  :=
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Gilbert on Wed 10/10/2012 06:40:23
To keep in the spirit of this site (http://www.americangoatsociety.com/), maybe we should start another thread about goatse instead.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Baron on Wed 10/10/2012 12:45:23
Quote from: Ponch on Tue 09/10/2012 02:26:27
Not all of us are vaguely Germanic semi-royalty, Mr. Baron. Some of us have jobs, you know.  ;)
Quote from: Ponch on Wed 10/10/2012 04:35:43
Code (AGS) Select

                 |------========|
                 | **** |=======|
           (__)  | **** |=======|              vv    vv
           (oo)  |==============|              ||----||  *
    /-------\/   |==============|              ||     | /
   / |     ||----<                            /\-------/
  *  ||----|     |                           (oo)
     ^^    ^     |                           (~~)

American Cow                               Australian Cow


Allow me to raise a vaguely Germanic semi-royal eyebrow in your direction, sir.
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Crimson Wizard on Wed 10/10/2012 14:31:00
Code (AGS) Select

                 
            __       
           (_*) -|
          /(oo)\ |
    /-------\/   |-/
   / |     ||----<
  *  ||----|     |--
     ^^    ^     |\

Soviet Cow
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Ponch on Wed 10/10/2012 16:36:21
Quote from: Baron on Wed 10/10/2012 12:45:23Allow me to raise a vaguely Germanic semi-royal eyebrow in your direction, sir.

U S A!  U S A!  U S A!

And Crimson Wizard: nice AK-47, comrade!  :cheesy:
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: Crimson Wizard on Thu 11/10/2012 12:52:09
:)

Code (ags) Select


   *   *   *   *   *               *   *   *   *   *
*   *   *       *   *           *   *   *       *   *
   *   *    __ *   *               *   *   |   *   *
*   *   * (__)  0               *   *     |__   0   
   *   *  /(oo)\ |                 *   *   (uu)  |   
*  /-----\\\/   |               *  /-----\\--   |   
   / |     \\----<                 / |     \\----<
  *  ||----|     |                *  ||----|     |   
   __LL_/__L__/  +                 __LL_/__L__/  +
                           
                       
   Suomi Cow                       WHAM Cow     
Title: Re: Git Yer Bad Cow Jokes Here!
Post by: ThreeOhFour on Thu 11/10/2012 13:29:55
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

:kiss:
Title: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Thu 11/10/2012 13:55:02
Quote from: Baron on Sun 07/10/2012 02:21:27
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

Quote from: ThreeOhFour on Thu 11/10/2012 13:29:55
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

So that's where you've been getting all those great game ideas....  Stay out of my head, man!

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread again, just to keep things fresh.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Crimson Wizard on Thu 11/10/2012 14:17:40
Quote from: Baron on Thu 11/10/2012 13:55:02
Also, I'm changing the name of the thread again, just to keep things fresh.

....
How do you call it when there are too many cows around?

Livestock Overflow.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Fri 12/10/2012 02:03:04
Who better to appreciate mixing cow jokes with Star Trek humour than my fellow AGSers:

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn975l.jpg)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Fri 12/10/2012 02:58:04
Just in time for Halloween!  8-)

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn2456l.jpg)

Can I take a moment to say that I love that we have a cow thread on the forums? This is how Icey must have felt on IceyDay.  ;-D
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Fri 12/10/2012 23:01:45
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn765l.jpg)

Ha.  Still, if the straw was long enough I'm sure just about anyone'd find their own trouble eventually.....
Title: Re: Cow Capers
Post by: Ponch on Sat 13/10/2012 05:02:08
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn2077l.jpg)

It's a little early for Christmas jokes, but the ghost theme ties in nicely with Halloween.  :wink:
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: OG on Sat 13/10/2012 06:00:32
Code (AGS) Select
function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sat 13/10/2012 06:08:38
And this has been another installment of "Coding With Cows". Tune in next week when somebody puts the milking function in repeatedly_execute_always and hijinks ensue!  ;-D
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sat 13/10/2012 14:51:01
Quote from: Onker on Sat 13/10/2012 06:00:32
Code (AGS) Select
function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}


This code would throw an error on line 3:  there is no circumstance where a cow joke would be told and the laughing would be conditional.

NERD EDIT: Er, and you forgot your opening bracket.  (*Baron makes FRINK NOISE*)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: OG on Sat 13/10/2012 15:00:25
Quote from: Baron on Sat 13/10/2012 14:51:01
Quote from: Onker on Sat 13/10/2012 06:00:32
Code (AGS) Select
function Is_Cow_joke_told()
if (player == cCowjoke) Display("Laugh");
else cDon't_bother.SetAsPlayer();
}


This code would throw an error on line 3:  there is no circumstance where a cow joke would be told and the laughing would be conditional.

NERD EDIT: Er, and you forgot your opening bracket.  (*Baron makes FRINK NOISE*)

I think from here on in I won't be trying to look smart whilst intoxicated.

We should all learn a valuable lesson from this, folks.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Anian on Sat 13/10/2012 15:51:41
Guys from http://wumocomicstrip.com made a few comics with cows, but sometimes they go to dark places, so here we go too:
Lighter:
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_2008-11-13.gif)

Darker:
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_2010-09-05.gif)

Dark dark:
Spoiler
(http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_2009-11-05.gif)
[close]
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sun 14/10/2012 03:04:33
Lighter and Darker are inspired!  Darkest is.... a bit too much.

Here's my daily contribution (ie internet thievery):

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TDrk_wvuGCU/TrPW6-s-8_I/AAAAAAAAQqg/8dWcSq-xXnM/s1600/talk+to.png)

And a little something else that's theme related and just plain funny (from my perspective):

(http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Vegetarians-Motivational-Poster.jpg)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sun 14/10/2012 07:08:41
It's getting so dark in this thread.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Mjd6vFt3SOc/TMZ5jtY17BI/AAAAAAAACNk/TBfiKjmLjCw/s320/woc978.gif)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Dualnames on Sun 14/10/2012 08:15:04
(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/old-mcdonald-had-a-farm.jpg)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Mon 15/10/2012 01:50:44
When cows laugh do they squirt milk out their noses?

(http://bp1.blogger.com/_Mjd6vFt3SOc/SIQwJGUz-3I/AAAAAAAAAx0/C1ty3YV3578/s400/woc521.gif)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Tue 16/10/2012 17:07:01
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2192/2415/400/woc111blog.jpg)


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Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: OG on Tue 16/10/2012 20:10:24
This one is pretty bad...

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma543iQnyM1rs8v5oo1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Wed 17/10/2012 02:16:32
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cga/lowres/cgan426l.jpg)

Ah, you crazy girls and your cold-hands-o-phobia.... Makes me laugh every time.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Wed 17/10/2012 02:39:56
Mock all you like, Baron. But it's clear to me that you've never been milked by cold hands. Let me tell you, it's quite bracing.

Also, you usually have to pay extra for that sort of thing.  :=


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Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Thu 18/10/2012 01:45:19
Quote from: Ponch on Wed 17/10/2012 02:39:56
Mock all you like, Baron. But it's clear to me that you've never been milked by cold hands. Let me tell you, it's quite bracing.

Fine.  I'll rub my hands together real quick-like the next time I milk you.  Just don't ask me to enjoy it as much without your shrill girlish shrieks and defensive convulsions.

Quote
Also, you usually have to pay extra for that sort of thing.  :=

I'll hold you to that ....next time.

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/asc/lowres/ascn4l.jpg)

FAIL!
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Thu 18/10/2012 03:03:43
Suddenly an awkward silence fell over the livestock laughs thread.  :=


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Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Frodo on Thu 18/10/2012 03:50:21
What did the cow say to her partner in bed?

Moooove over, darling. 

*groan*   :tongue:
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Thu 18/10/2012 04:16:30
Quote from: Ponch on Thu 18/10/2012 03:03:43
Suddenly an awkward silence fell over the livestock laughs thread.  :=

....I'm just going to point out that the solution to your silence problem is a little bit of cold hand action: that's all I'm sayin'.

Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Fri 19/10/2012 17:41:35
Fun fact: Milk comes from more than one critter.

(http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/216/goat.jpg)

Also, why the hell is Aquaman doing that?! Silly Aquaman! Goats aren't fish! You have no power over them. (wtf)



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Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sat 20/10/2012 04:43:47
Knock knock!
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sat 20/10/2012 04:46:17
Who's there?
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sat 20/10/2012 04:50:11
Cow goes.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sat 20/10/2012 04:52:06
Cow goes who?
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sat 20/10/2012 04:52:53
Quote from: Ponch on Sat 20/10/2012 04:52:06
Cow goes who?

No.  Cow goes MOOO!
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sat 20/10/2012 04:53:20
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:


EDIT:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Mjd6vFt3SOc/SD5qrXZSzeI/AAAAAAAAAqs/xXTow8r96_0/s400/woc474.gif)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Sun 21/10/2012 02:03:35
I don't get it.  Wait.....  8-0

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Bizarro is my new favourite cartoonist.
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Tue 23/10/2012 03:40:05
Less livestock related than cat related, but I stand by my choice nonetheless.

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Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Wed 24/10/2012 02:13:55
Gasp!  Is that a cat joke, or a Scottish joke?  Well, if we're running out of grade A beef, I guess we can open the thread up to other domestic animals.....

Here's my two favourite cat ones:

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(http://echopen.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/gary-larsons-farside-cat-and-fish.jpg)
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Ponch on Sun 28/10/2012 23:35:55
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Boom! Rumpus is back, baby!
Title: Re: Livestock Laughs
Post by: Baron on Mon 29/10/2012 21:27:41
How have we neglected this thread for so long?

Why calves don't fake sick:

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