short rules:
1 poster starts a sentence like (in an Alanis morissette way of 'irony' that is rather a bad thing in itself)
Mr. Mango forgot where he put his glasses...
the next poster continues the sentence with some actual irony
he needs them to read the fine prints on his alzheimer medication.
then he posts another sentence that is morissetty for others to continue.
Have fun, be spot on and/or funny. Or write whatever you want, rumpus room!
Expand any sentence in the thread if you have another good irony extension.
Let's start this with:
The musician wanted to get more beer for all, but the fridge was empty...
His band had been invited to play at a brewery.
It's like a bowl of cornflakes when you really fancied bacon.
But the bacon isn't Kosher.
It's like rain on your wedding day.
(Incidentally, it did rain on my wedding day! It was one of the worst storms in decades http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Victorian_storms (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Victorian_storms))
And you're marrying a gremlin.
Dalai Lama was hurrying to make the morning meeting.
But then realized it was in China.
So sat down and decided to read 'War and Peace'.
The only book around him was a Betty & Veronica Double Digest.
The kitten fell asleep while licking its paws.
and dreamed of running on these paws... awwwww.
The Clown went to buy a cake, but the bakery was all out of cakes.
Because the cakes had all been sent to the circus...
One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow...
Two men, one man...and his dog realized that his owner was seeing double.
Alfred Hitchcock was getting ready for his date with Marilyn Munroe..
And because of this, he wasn't in his usual chair listening to the wireless, so he missed the announcement that she had died.
It's like two bored coppers playing a game of chess.
In jail, after being arrested for gross-incompetence and dereliction of duty.
The ninja swallowed hard, and then sprang into action.
Little did he know, the Viagra pill was actually just a placebo.
It's like oversleeping on your first day of work.
as the cushiness tester in the mattress factory.
It's like opening a new bottle of soda and it never stops foaming...
And then you contract rabies.
It's like publicly slagging off the Chinese when they are inherently linked to your own business enterprise and the national economy.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/clive-palmer-blasts-china-on-qa-20140819-3dx15.html (http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/clive-palmer-blasts-china-on-qa-20140819-3dx15.html)
It's probably more moronic than ironic..
(Sorry about the political guff, folks. It won't happen again.)
The forumite started a thread for people to post examples of irony...
But the thread was in the Rumpus Room. Nuff said.
Chuck Noris went to the party but forgot to bring the beer.
One partygoer said "(Insert Chuck Norris joke here")
Its like Dolph Lungren discussing flower power...
and then convincing the dalai lama he is too aggressive.
It's like a fan not working on a very hot day...
... then you get the fan to work, get an electric shock from it, and burn to death.
It's like toejam when you'd actually asked for peanut butter...