real life situation help!!!!

[SinSin]

I'm drunk and standing at a bus stop  !! There is 10 minutes until bus   ... What should I do

[Haggis]

Get a taxi.

[SinSin]

Its my stop tho!!!   

EDIT. What the hell.. This must have been me writing down my inner monologue!!

[selmiak]

start dancing!

[Mandle]

Start imagining the weirdest place the bus could take you instead of where it is supposed to be going, and then make an adventure game about the trip!

[Stupot]

Get on a different bus and see where you end up.

[SinSin]

I was.. So drunk.. Yet no hangover.. 
£0 spent
7pints drunk..
SinSin = WinWin.   

[Stupot]

It was all a dream.

Which means you didn't really start this thread.

Which means you're still dreaming.

[Danvzare]

No hangover and no money spent!
Are you sure it even happened?

I'm with Stupot on this, it was all just a dream.
You probably started this thread while you were sleep walking.

[SinSin]

It could be.. How very cliché

I remember
Visiting my work hammered and telling the relief manageress how she should do her job... 2 mins from closing.

Going to a nightclub as I missed my bus, got searched as I was acting suspiciously!?!

And giving excuses to the local card shop workers as to why I cant enter their Pokemon card league...

It was a good evening!! Well from what I can remember

I didn't spend any cash as we were taken out by a customer who had just won a load of cash!! 

[Haggis]

The no hangover might be because you're still drunk!

[SinSin]

Neigh lad I'm totally fine.

[Jack]

Going to a nightclub as I missed my bus, got searched as I was acting suspiciously!?!

The frak...

It's so weird, that would never happen here, but it's probably not so unusual there.

Maybe because of our insane crime rate, the cops here are relieved at someone acting drunk instead of shooting and raping people?

[SinSin]

I had a back pack

It was bound to happen.  hehhehheh