While walking around, I found out this interesting fact about a member of our community.
(http://i.imgur.com/fCNhRw8.jpg)
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Alas, it must be the residence of my gay doppelganger. For many years and across continents I have sought him, but at every turn he has eluded me, continuing to preach his invaluable fashion advice using my face and name. I am now one step closer, but I cannot trust to hope.