There is something seriously ridiculous about AGS reviews

[lapsking]

Mate, you keep getting more wrong with each edit.

It is just a fun(?) feature of a hobbyist website. No one said anything about professional journalism.

Sorry, Stupot. I didn't know it's for fun. That's why I asked my game to be deleted cause I didn't make them merely as fun or a hobby. I have better hobbies like watching mainly bullshit on Netflix. I apologize again.

[Stupot]

Mate, you keep getting more wrong with each edit.

It is just a fun(?) feature of a hobbyist website. No one said anything about professional journalism.

Sorry, Stupot. I didn't know it's for fun. That's why I asked my game to be deleted cause I didn't make them merely as fun or a hobby.

That wasn't to imply that the people who do it don't take it seriously or try their best to give fair scores within the criteria. Just that it's a feature of the community effort, nothing more high brow than that.

[lapsking]

My eyebrows might be more fluffy than your pubic hair. But I'm done with hobby. And if my hobby (if you can call a test game hobby) gets the same rating as my serious game, then I have to move on. You can't have both standards together. Taking one step backward and one step forward.

Edit sorry I'm still struggling with this editing and "quoting" system.

[lapsking]

Even Steam or itch don't have such thing as panel review. It's just the average rating.

Edit: To me it seems you guys are having a serious picnic.

[cat]

We are having a wonderful picknick here. It's a pity you don't want to join but instead stand next to us shouting how terrible our egg sandwiches are.

[lapsking]

We are having a wonderful picknick here. It's a pity you don't want to join but instead stand next to us shouting how terrible our egg sandwiches are.

We are having a wonderful picknick here. It's a pity you don't want to join but instead stand next to us shouting how terrible our egg sandwiches are.

Enjoy your picnic. As I said I'm not very welcomed in picnics, as you can obviously see. Although I respect and so happy that you are having a wonderful picnic, and I mean it.

[lapsking]

Let me tell you something, I wanted to make adventure games when I was 7 (I'm 40 now). I had a dream about making a game and being in utmost joy, so in the morning I made The Will. I'm not against picnics, but I gave up being a vegan and I eat a lot of egg sandwiches and fart a lot. So I have no reason to be AGAINST AGS.

[Snarky]

Off-topic, but here's a true story that happened a couple of years ago.

It was the end of July 2023, and we had arranged a family picnic in a public park by the beach with a bunch of different relatives. Some arrived early and began to set up. While they were doing that, a stranger found a spot nearby. As other relatives started to arrive and the picnic got under way, this stranger apparently got upset that we were taking up space, grilling hot dogs, laughing, kids were playing and so on (i.e. normal, low-key picnic stuff), and came over to angrily demand that we move away because we were disturbing him.

One of my aunts told him off, and said that if he had a problem with us, he should move – there were plenty of other spaces available. He refused to do so, and instead spent the rest of the afternoon glaring at us.

Did he have any kind of valid point? Probably not, but even if he did, his attitude ensured we weren't going to listen.

[cat]

Enjoy your picnic. As I said I'm not very welcomed in picnics, as you can obviously see. Although I respect and so happy that you are having a wonderful picnic, and I mean it.

Oh, you are very much welcome to our picknick! We just want you to stop insulting us just because you don't like our egg sandwiches. But look here, we have so much more to offer: we have cucumber sandwiches, cup cakes and falafel and have you tried our potato salad? It's fantastic! Please just ignore those egg sandwiches and join us for the rest of the fun.

[lapsking]

Off-topic, but here's a true story that happened a couple of years ago.

It was the end of July 2023, and we had arranged a family picnic in a public park by the beach with a bunch of different relatives. Some arrived early and began to set up. While they were doing that, a stranger found a spot nearby. As other relatives started to arrive and the picnic got under way, this stranger apparently got upset that we were taking up space, grilling hot dogs, laughing, kids were playing and so on (i.e. normal, low-key picnic stuff), and came over to angrily demand that we move away because we were disturbing him.

One of my aunts told him off, and said that if he had a problem with us, he should move – there were plenty of other spaces available. He refused to do so, and instead spent the rest of the afternoon glaring at us.

Did he have any kind of valid point? Probably not, but even if he did, his attitude ensured we weren't going to listen.

I think English language is seriously a barrier. Cause I have already moved? Are you blind?

[Snarky]

You were arguing about the panel ratings just a little more than four hours ago.

But in any case, unless you were hanging out by the beach in Oslo in July 2023, the story concerns you only indirectly.

[lapsking]

You were arguing about the panel ratings just a little more than four hours ago.

But in any case, unless you were hanging out by the beach in Oslo in July 2023, the story concerns you only indirectly.

It more seems you are not leaving my topic on AGS forum. Do you guys own AGS? Can I have a word with your owner? Being global moderator doesn't mean a shit to me.

[lapsking]

Enjoy your picnic. As I said I'm not very welcomed in picnics, as you can obviously see. Although I respect and so happy that you are having a wonderful picnic, and I mean it.

Oh, you are very much welcome to our picknick! We just want you to stop insulting us just because you don't like our egg sandwiches. But look here, we have so much more to offer: we have cucumber sandwiches, cup cakes and falafel and have you tried our potato salad? It's fantastic! Please just ignore those egg sandwiches and join us for the rest of the fun.

I appreciate your invite. But I can't get on your side with Iranian passport without the hassle which I can't bother. I'm somehow stuck in South Africa, if any of you guys including Snarky wanted to come to South Africa to shoot Springboks while I eat broccoli let me know.

[cat]

I don't hunt or eat meat, but if I ever happen to come to South Africa, I'll drop by for some broccoli 

[Ponch]

I don't hunt or eat meat, but if I ever happen to come to South Africa, I'll drop by for some broccoli 

I would love to take part in a broccoli hunting safari! Any excuse to wear a pith helmet, really. 

[Matti]

[lapsking]

I don't hunt or eat meat, but if I ever happen to come to South Africa, I'll drop by for some broccoli 

I would love to take part in a broccoli hunting safari! Any excuse to wear a pith helmet, really. 

You are more than welcome. And I'm serious. Bring your AK47.

[Ponch]

I don't hunt or eat meat, but if I ever happen to come to South Africa, I'll drop by for some broccoli 

I would love to take part in a broccoli hunting safari! Any excuse to wear a pith helmet, really. 

You are more than welcome. And I'm serious. Bring your AK47.

7.62mm for wild broccoli? A light round like that may be suitable for feral Brussels sprouts or wild celery, but I wouldn't use anything less than an express rifle to take down a stalk of untamed broccoli stampeding towards our Land Rover.   

[Danvzare]

I don't hunt or eat meat, but if I ever happen to come to South Africa, I'll drop by for some broccoli 

I would love to take part in a broccoli hunting safari! Any excuse to wear a pith helmet, really. 

You are more than welcome. And I'm serious. Bring your AK47.

7.62mm for wild broccoli? A light round like that may be suitable for feral Brussels sprouts or wild celery, but I wouldn't use anything less than an express rifle to take down a stalk of untamed broccoli stampeding towards our Land Rover. 

What about a USAS-12?
I mean, shooting 10 to 20 shotgun shells in super sudden succession should surely suffice. 

[heltenjon]

Who could shoot a Sprout? Especially when any of them could be Barry, the Time Sprout.