Weird Foreign Toilet Thread

[miguel]

My weird sense of humour made think of a terrible joke involving a famous driver naming that model, glad I didn't post it because...you know...bad karma and shit...

Instead, I bring you this, on a much brighter note:

What looks like a cardboard set is actually a virtual simulator and pretty much everything can happen:



Once you take a sit you're in for a trip!

[Ghost]

Do you know why Doom is in 1st person perspective?

That space marine. He's sitting on a toilet the whole time.

He pushes it around on tiny wheels with his big beefy arms.

That's also why the "urnhg" sounds when checking for secret doors is so convincing.

He's trying to get rid of that huge huge caber.

[Baron]

I see your ripped spandex + thong and raise you a prude-gate.



  I mean, seriously, what is the gate concealing from my imagination?  Has civilization advanced so far in other parts of the world that people cringe at the sight of the clothed back end of a guy taking a leak in public?

[miguel]

I look at your picture with fear and disgust. I imagine the spatter of urine and it's not a pretty thing. I hope those shoes aren't Italian and that the picture the man is facing is not porn or pron or a poster of Tron.

[Khris]

Here's my contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SY4wXTkOtEA#t=25

[AnasAbdin]

Here's my contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SY4wXTkOtEA#t=25

Finally a chance to use this emoticon:

I saw this a few months ago:

[Stupot]

Here's my contribution:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SY4wXTkOtEA#t=25

Oh Man!  Brilliant! Her reaction was amazing.

[Baron]

Hey, are there any German Marxists out there who can make any sense out of this one?

[Ghost]

Hey, are there any German Marxists out there who can make any sense out of this one?

Yes. The tagline translates to "All good things come from above". It's a two-storey toilet. The upper door is for management, the bottom one for employees.

So basically, a German employee can rest assured that the management will literally shit on them, and that IS A GOOD THING and he WILL LOVE IT.

It's German humour, so it's not required to be funny. Also it's toilet humour.

And NO, I am not a Marxist.

[AnasAbdin]

I think it's international humor...

[Baron]

It's German humour, so it's not required to be funny.

Silly Germans....     I hear you folks are into efficiency over there: this should help!

[Atelier]

On the theme of efficiency, statisticallt we spend 3 months of our life on the toilet, and think of how that extra time could be used. Well, the clever Twairwnese have come up with a toilet themed restaurant in order to full that time.

See here, with probably even more bad English than this post: http://www.moderntoilet.com.tw/en/about.asp

[miguel]

I know I'll spend much more time on the toilet. It's a good place to think things over.

[Baron]

It's a good place to think things over.

    It's true: I often get some of my best game puzzle ideas while sitting on the toilet.  Like the inaugural puzzle in Charlie Foxtrot, where you have to escape the floating death droid by flushing yourself down the alien toilet, or the prank-flushed Archaeology Cowboy VHS puzzle in Blue Lobe Inc., or the whole Besieged game about a medieval dung-shoveller.  Wait.....am I a one-trick pony?     

[Stupot]

I love sitting on the toilet. Reading, doing sudoku etc. I guarantee I've already done more than 3 months worth.

[Atelier]

I was thinking about this, in films and stuff people always sit and read on the toilet. I can't comprehend why it takes enough time to warrant sitting down with a full-on novel. Like, yall dudes been skipping on fibre.



Is this the normal thing to do? Is it more about the "ride rather than the destination"? Have I been toiletting wrong all these years? Am I abnormal?

[Adeel]

From my observations, the maximum time you can spend in a toilet is: Half an Hour. Hence I believe this time is enough to read a newspaper and/or a booklet.

Human life is short. Our time is finite. It's best that we should make most of our time and multitask as much as possible.

[miguel]

I've read Joyce's Ulysses on the toilet.

[Stupot]

I will often take a book or puzzle with me, sit in the bog, do the business within 30 seconds, and then proceed to sit there for upwards of half an hour. Sometimes, if its a bad one, I'll even flush and wipe first and then sit back down.

[Baron]

Sometimes, if its a bad one, I'll even flog and whip first and then sit back down.

Why not just sit it on the naughty step?