Welcome to the Hotel Exotica

Mandle · Thu 02/04/2015 05:30:32

My plan is to:

>>DUCK!!!

Ryan Timothy B · Thu 02/04/2015 18:32:27

Woah. Wait just one a second. There's TWO rooms with a duck? What an amazing time to be alive!

Lasca · Fri 03/04/2015 20:07:00

>> Weasel your way out of the awkward situation by posing as British Gentlemen selling fine silk gloves.

MiteWiseacreLives! · Sat 04/04/2015 15:12:51

>> tell the resident that you are from the Federal Mattress Inspection Ministry
>> you have reports of illegal duck down in the bedding!
>> ask him to relate all he has seen/heard in the hotel to help with the investigation

Mandle · Sun 05/04/2015 23:24:31

Oh I know! I know!

>>Ask quacky there if he knows how to get down from an elephant!

Baron · Wed 08/04/2015 02:25:49

Sorry about the prolonged absence. Family stuff....

Jimmy's attempt to aim his revolver at the duck results in a quick tussle, after which the duck emerges triumphant with the pistol! Now Jimmy and Larry are at his mercy! No amount of down-home humour seems to pacify him at this point. They better think of something quickly!

monkey424 · Wed 08/04/2015 04:14:31

Typically in these situations some dialog options would be available.

e.g.

Duck: (In 1930s gangster talk). Everybody just stay calm, see? And no one gets hurt, see?

Jimmy: Wait! Maybe we can make a deal!

Duck: I'm all ears. Make it quick squirt!

Jimmy:

1. Let us go and we'll let you off with a stern warning.
2. Let us go and we'll reward you with a generous supply of bread crumbs.
3. Let us go and we'll tell you the Secret of Monkey Island.

etc..

Mandle · Wed 08/04/2015 14:53:22

>>Jimmy tells Larry to "stand up" which in their personal code that the duck won't understand means for Larry to suddenly stretch out his legs to full length...(Jimmy has seen that Larry's foot and the duck's foot are connected right now so if Larry "stands up" then that should result in the duck tumbling back over the suitcase and maybe the revolver flying out of its hand)

Frodo · Wed 08/04/2015 19:01:46

>> Sing to duck to distract it, then knock gun out it's hand.

Cassiebsg · Wed 08/04/2015 19:27:55

(geez, you all trying to get killed?

)

>> Excuse you selfs for the rough entry and explain that they are from the Hotel bagage service, and they come to collect it as requested by the room owner...

if duck = RoomOwner

>> Excuse your selfs and blame it on Larry for getting the room door number wrong.

Baron · Thu 09/04/2015 02:07:10

Dialog options?!? This is a text parser game, my friend. Invalid input!

Jimmy yells at Larry to stand up. Larry tries to, but cannot get his footing, and so simply churns his legs in the air as if he were on a bicycle. This causes the duck to tumble head over heels over and over again like that time he was stuck in that dryer in Belfast. The gun would be going off wildly in all directions by now if not for the fact that the duck lacks the opposable digits with which to operate it. Now the only impending danger is that of imminent multi-directional duck vomit. In a misguided attempt to thwart this outcome, Jimmy starts singing a song about apologetic baggage mix-ups.

Frodo · Thu 09/04/2015 04:22:30

Awww, poor duck

We don't want to get hit by duck-vomit though, so:

>> Stop churning legs
>> Take gun from duck
>> Call truce with duck

Mandle · Thu 09/04/2015 23:27:29

HAHAHA Baron!!! I think that latest picture is my favorite so far out of a collection of great stuff.

I also want to thank you for this game. I always look forward to checking in at the Hotel Exotica (although I suspect you can never leave). It's always great for a smile, a chuckle, or an outright laugh.

Cheers mate!

>>Jimmy says "Drop the gun Quackles if you want off this ride!"

Baron · Fri 10/04/2015 02:47:08

Larry suddenly stops churning his legs, causing the unfortunate duck to go flying off into the wall at an awkward angle. It remains to be seen whether the force of his impact will suffice to keep him suspended there like a gob of rich pudding, or whether he will slowly and comically begin to slide down the wall like a frog on a wind-shield. For the moment the gun is free, but it is out of our duo's immediate reach. While Jimmy attempts a one-sided negotiation of the terms of a truce with the duck, he can't help but entertain the nagging thought that they should be using this window of opportunity for something more purposeful....

Wyz · Fri 10/04/2015 03:14:50

Woah that escalated quickly

I'm going to say:
>> Use a caterpillar motion to escape the blanket of death

MiteWiseacreLives! · Fri 10/04/2015 04:13:02

>> Jimmy use blind cane (zombie arm) to reach gun
>> coach Larry through untangling themselves from the blanket

Baron · Sat 11/04/2015 01:56:34

Although he's never seen a caterpillar move, Larry does his best impression of "ooching" based on Jimmy's meticulous description. Remarkably the manoeuvre works! Larry crawls away, leaving Jimmy lying free like a magnificently ruddy caterpillar turd. But there is not much time to bask in the glory of their successes: even now the duck begins to peel off the wall!

Frodo · Sat 11/04/2015 06:44:11

>> Have Jimmy grab the gun
>> Place pillow under duck, to give soft landing (if we're nice to the duck, it may co-operate with us)

MiteWiseacreLives! · Sat 11/04/2015 06:49:04

>> then ask "green pac-man" what ails him

Mandle · Sat 11/04/2015 10:16:39

>>Rummage through the luggage