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Frodo · Thu 21/05/2015 05:17:37

Hmmm, she only has one shoe on.
We have a shoe like that, we found on the stairs.

>> Give shoe to woman.

Mandle · Thu 21/05/2015 08:39:26

>>Jimmy says "Heya Cinderella. Lose anything lately?" and shows her the red shoe...

MiteWiseacreLives! · Sat 23/05/2015 14:32:59

Once you've woo'd her with the slipper act jimmy help Larry guide the feeler stick up through the vending machine to her beverage of choice

selmiak · Sat 23/05/2015 18:48:54

>>Use feeler stick on that ladys naked foot to check if it really is her shoe

Mandle · Sun 24/05/2015 00:37:43

Quote from: MiteWiseacreLives! on Sat 23/05/2015 14:32:59
Once you've woo'd her with the slipper act jimmy help Larry guide the feeler stick up through the vending machine to her beverage of choice

Ohhhh niiiice...

Baron · Mon 25/05/2015 02:56:53

Jimmy tries to make a grab for the wallpaper but is foiled by the Dame of Dangerous Disproportions who now accuses him of stealing her shoe. He counters suavely with a foolproof Cinderella pick-up line, distracting DDD long enough for Larry to slip past and try his hand at the vending machine. While the distracted Dame of Dangerous Disproportions is still dumbstruck, Jimmy quickly offers her assistance with her vending machine woes. This softens the slap-the-creepy-guy look she was trying on for size, and for a moment she seems to be considering it.

MiteWiseacreLives! · Mon 25/05/2015 08:04:39

Pull lever just to see what happens to Larry's arm!

Mandle · Tue 26/05/2015 00:59:00

>> Jimmy inserts coin from our ill-gotten-gain into the machine and pulls the lever, before or after Larry withdraws his arm...

aikex222 · Tue 26/05/2015 01:20:16

> Pick up bug from the wall after pulling the lever

Baron · Tue 26/05/2015 02:33:16

Jimmy returns the shoe to the Dame of Dangerous Disproportions and then, while she's distracted, he uses the antique casino chip in the vending machine and pulls the crank arm. The contents of the vending machine begin spinning! Meanwhile Larry begins squealing about Mary Mother of God (perhaps he has smelled the presence of a pregnant Jewish teenager?). In the ensuing chaos the cockroach makes good its escape.

Ponch · Tue 26/05/2015 05:08:01

No! Not the cockroach! Now we'll never learn it's secrets!

EDIT: Also, Larry! Noooo!

Frodo · Tue 26/05/2015 08:34:57

>> Pull Larry's arm out

>> Press button on vending machine

Mandle · Tue 26/05/2015 11:11:03

>> Nooooo, don't pull Larry's arm out just yet...Tell Larry to use his tangled (but hopefully not mangled) arm to stop the spinning wheels just when they get to all "JACKPOT" or whatever the winning combination seems to be. Once they are all safely in place push the button.

Then pull Larry from the machine and if he is bleeding apply the chest hair to the wound for padding and bind tightly with some stockings...

Baron · Wed 27/05/2015 03:23:54

The rotating dials on the El Vendito machine begin to stop, while Jimmy attempts to aid his stricken comrade. Unfortunately, with each tug poor Larry's arm seems to get more and more stuck!

Ponch · Wed 27/05/2015 03:28:33

> Push him deeper into the machine. The manufacturers of El Vendito wouldn't have prepared for that!

Frodo · Wed 27/05/2015 08:48:42

>> Ask woman to pull lever

Mandle · Wed 27/05/2015 10:28:49

QuoteJimmy and Larry together are carrying: loaded revolver (minus several bullets), 3 spare bullets, regurgitated case notes, wallet, woman's earring, blanket/cape, empty duffel bag, charm necklace, 1/2 used purple lipstick, feeler wand, wallpaper, severed arm, latex duck stockings, tobacco pipe, bowler hat, $45 in unmarked bills, nagging burden of guilt, tuft of chest hair.

>>Place the three spare bullets and lipstick container in a row behind the DDD so that she might slip on them in her high-heels and continue to stumble backwards over them if startled sufficiently...

Tie the latex stocking to the feeler wand and tie the other end to the lever of the vending machine...

Shove the feeler wand down into the DDD's cleavage and then quickly shove the chest hair on in there on top of it...

THEN Jimmy shouts out, while pointing at her hairy cleavage: "OH MY GOD!!! SHE'S A MAN!!!"

Baron · Thu 28/05/2015 02:54:34

Your cunning plan fails.

Ponch · Thu 28/05/2015 03:03:33

Hang in there, buddy! One more and we hit the jackpot!

MiteWiseacreLives! · Thu 28/05/2015 03:49:41

>>tie stocking to door knob
>>knock on door and yell about sending out your sister