Welcome to the Hotel Exotica

[Frodo]

>> Let woman smash vending machine with axe 

>> Jimmy listen at door 2A

[Ponch]

I hope the rising amounts of fear sweat will allow him to pull his hand free.

[Baron]

The Dame of Dangerous Disproportions raises the battle axe to commence her final assault, while Larry frantically pulls at his stuck arm.  Suddenly there is a ka-chunk! sound as the last dial in the vending machine slides into alignment, followed by some sort of prize bell ringing.  Jimmy listens intently at the door of Room 2A, but can not hear a thing with all the racket.  Suddenly Larry's arm slips free of the machine and....

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To Be Continued....

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[Frodo]

Since Larry's arm is finally free, I suggest a celebration...

>> Larry, Jimmy, and woman have a yodeling contest 


(can't wait to see what Baron would draw for that  )

[Mandle]

Since Larry's arm is finally free, I suggest a celebration...

>> Larry, Jimmy, and woman have a yodeling contest 


(can't wait to see what Baron would draw for that  )

But we don't yet know what condition Larry's arm is in, if any, or what it may have transformed into...

>>Stand by with the latex stocking in case a tourniquet in needed in the event of a severed or hopelessly mangled and bleeding limb...Also stand by with the chest hair in the event of mere bleeding wounds, in which case apply the chest hair to the wound(s) for padding and wrap with the stocking as a bandage...

[Baron]

Larry and Jimmy celebrate Larry's liberation with a hearty yodelling contest.  Their efforts are greeted by angry shouts and pounding from within the adjacent rooms, until suddenly they realize that the Dame of Dangerous Disproportion has disappeared down a secret passage that has opened up behind the vending machine.

[Mandle]

>>Jam the duffel bag into the jam of the secret passage so that it cannot close completely and lock us out...Examine Larry's arm to figure out exactly what it has become...Pick up the pink note and read/examine it...Take a look at the circuitry and the panel on the back of the machine...

[Baron]

Jimmy dutifully drops the duffel bag to ensure that the secret passage cannot be resealed accidentally.  Then he examines Larry's arm, which appears to have gained some sort of elastic property, but is otherwise none the worse for wear.  Upon examining the back of the vending machine Jimmy discovers some advanced circuitry, a cooling vent, and a service panel for replenishing the merchandise.  There is no obvious latch for the panel, but it doesn't look like the bolts that hold it would be too hard to remove, if they had the proper tool for the job.  Finally Jimmy examines the card on the ground.  It reads:  Token of Gratitude: On behalf of the Sisterhood of International Spies and Sabateurs (SISS), our agent would like to sincerely express their appreciation of your unwitting assistance in their mission.  Use this card to redeem a free luxury automobile at participating retailers.  EXP 31-12-17.  This card will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 

[Mandle]

>>Before the 10 seconds expires quickly pick up the card and shove it into the cooling vent of the vending machine. Then get out of the way!

[MiteWiseacreLives!]

>>Before the 10 seconds expires quickly pick up the card and shove it into the cooling vent of the vending machine. Then get out of the way!

Oooh good one, Mandle! Perhaps use that new stretchy arm to reach into the bowels of that devilish vending machine... Can we find a way to make a copy?! We could drive off into the sunset in a Lexus for crying out loud!

[Frodo]

Door 2A has no door handle, so blowing it up might be the only way to get it there.


>> Slip self-destructing card under door 2A to blow it up
>> Use feeler want to pry open panel on vending machine


Also, what happened to our battle axe?  Is it stuck in front of vending maching?  Or does the dame have it? 

[Mandle]

Baron, I just have to say that Larry's continuing transformation always has me in stitches...This is exactly the kind of non-PC humour the world needs more of these days. I'm sure no actual blind people are offended by the story of a blind dude dressing up to look cool but actually looking more and more ridiculous as well because:

WARNING: Very non-PC comment follows:

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Well, they can't see the pictures can they?

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[MiteWiseacreLives!]

Ok I see how Frodo's idea will be a little more productive. Maybe let's wrap the note around one of the live shells and jam that under the door, make sure we blow it off the hinges. But stand n the stairwell please, I'd hate to see Larry get hurt we've grown very find of him!

[Baron]

Thinking quickly, Jimmy tears the card in half and shoves one bit into the vending machine vent, and slides the other under the door of room 2A.  But under intense time pressure he forgets to carefully wrap a bullet with the explosive paper!  Instead of going back to fix his error, he wisely joins Larry in a cinematic dive down the steel stairwell to avoid the shards of wood and vendinium from the resulting explosions.

[MiteWiseacreLives!]

>> do a quick survey of the stairwell then head back up to retrieve duffel bag and see what is now revealed
(Explosions are fun!)

[Mandle]

>>Do what that guy up there ^^ said and also retrieve some shards of "Vendinium"...This must be the undiscovered element that vending machines are constructed from and thus worth at least as much as "Youcantge-Titanium" which you have to travel to the distant planet of "Pandoratheexplorer" to find...

[Baron]

Jimmy and Larry do a quick survey of the stairwell before retrieving a couple shards of vendinium for Larry's twisted-remains-of-bottle-caps collection.

[Mandle]

Jimmy and Larry do a quick survey of the stairwell

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Frodo]

Love that picture, Baron 

>> Go down stairs on right.
>> Check inventory

[MiteWiseacreLives!]

Oh man, me and my sloppy text commands

>> use Larry's long arm to reach into room 2a and feel around for an interior door knob
>> sniff room 2a