Quote #1 - [-33]

<CommaToes> do they deliver pizza in england?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 10:21:13 by Anonymous

Quote #2 - [-33]

<Synthetique> woman = housekeeper
<BOYD1981> heh, is that what you tell your girlfriend ? :)
<Synthetique> heheh.. ofcourse.. but then she would smack me..

Submitted on 2003-08-20 10:22:18 by Anonymous

Quote #3 - [-9]

<DarkStalkey> you said it was a two man tent :)
<AGA> I thought it was a two man. The shop advertised it as a two-man. They must have meant two homosexual lovers or something :|

Submitted on 2003-08-20 10:43:31 by Anonymous

Quote #4 - [-7]

<LGM0rz> I'm hungry...cold...lonely....hold me
<BOYD1981> LGM, did you get stuck in the fridge again ?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 11:46:27 by Anonymous

Quote #5 - [1]

<BOYD1981> man, sitting in a leather chair on a hot night while topless is kinda sticky
<RobertEric> ...
<BOYD1981> well, i'm sweating
<BOYD1981> and leather isn't exactly known for it's absorbancy
 * RobertEric wants to hear about a woman sweating on a leather chair while topless
<BOYD1981> are my boobs not good enough for you?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 11:48:01 by Necro [...]

Quote #6 - [-7]

* femme hopes that "the quote" does go in cause it's funny but doesn't because she's involved
* femme gets confused
* femme doesn't like to be confused
* femme runs far far away

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:04:06 by Necro [...]

Quote #7 - [0]

* verynakedguy is now known as very1337guy
<femme> How did you becone 1337?
<very1337guy> i passed the three trials
<Neccy> :)
<very1337guy> hack0rz a site
<very1337guy> SPEKA WIHT TEH CAPS LOKC ON!
<Neccy> FDGJLKDFJG
<very1337guy> and eat an AGS member
<ShatteredSponge> Those aren't the three trials at all.
<ShatteredSponge> Basically, he let me kick him in the 
 face three times, and I told him he was 'quite 1337, 
 I suppose'.

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:47:07 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #8 - [5]

* Now talking in #agsfun
* Topic is 'Comunnism is good!'
* Set by joseph_stalin on Fri Jul 25 11:41:43

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:47:42 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #9 - [2]

<hotshot15> my teacher will be happy.. found the book she leant me to write a essy.. if only I could find the essay

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:49:47 by Mr Jake [...]

Quote #10 - [-21]

* femme hides her plots so no one may steal them
* [TK] activates the burglar alarm
* veryweirdguy hides his lack-of-plots so no-one may steal them
* femme steals vwg's lack of plots anyway :P
<femme> >:)
<veryweirdguy> lack-of-plot no 1: MONKEYS ARES TAKNE OVRE TEH EARTH!11!
<veryweirdguy> lack-of-plot no 2: 'If this horse goes below 15 mph, it'll explode!'
<veryweirdguy> lack-of-plot no 3:a journalist in a South East Asian country, in the 
 middle of a revolution
<Esseb> lack-of-plot no 4: Monkeys, on an Island!
<veryweirdguy> heh
<femme> lack-of-plot 5: drugs.money.sex.lots of sex
<hotshot25> lack-of-plot 6, 2 people in a car
<hotshot25> name: MAx & Sams big adventure

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:51:05 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #11 - [1]

<veryweirdguy> bluecup 8ball will something happen soon?
* BlueCup shakes the psychic black sphere...
<BlueCup> It says 'You May Rely On It,' veryweirdguy
<femme> Heh, she's wrong!
<femme> As usual..
<veryweirdguy> bluecup 8ball are you always wrong?
* BlueCup shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<BlueCup> It says 'Obviously,' veryweirdguy
<femme> see.
<veryweirdguy> but that time she was right
<veryweirdguy> She's contradicting herself
<femme> O_o
<femme> That's an infinite loop...
<veryweirdguy> So something HAS happened!
* femme gets VERY VERY confused

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:53:13 by Anonymous

Quote #12 - [-26]

<veryweirdguy> I miss roger & bluecup...
<Gilbert> yeah
<Gilbert> re probably hided bluecup in his basement
<veryweirdguy> heh
<Gilbert> roger went with pumaman to mittens
<veryweirdguy> oh yeah
<veryweirdguy> i forgot about mittens
<veryweirdguy> why did CJ change his nick anyway?
<Gilbert> I'm not sure, probably trying to get rid of some of the annoying newbies
<veryweirdguy> maybe he was being sexually harassed by them
<veryweirdguy> did I say 'sexually'? whoops...
<Gilbert> hehe

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:53:33 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #13 - [-21]

* Neccy is now known as Neccy|Playin
<BOYD1981> what you playing ?
<femme> I can't wait till I get my drawing tablet :D
<femme> with himself
<BOYD1981> how do you know he's playing with himself?
<femme> I'm guessing
<BOYD1981> i see
<BOYD1981> i want a graphics tablet
<BOYD1981> so i can draw penises
<femme> dad promised me one
<BOYD1981> a penis?
<veryweirdguy> I have a web cam in nec's room
<femme> A DRAWING TABLET YOU GIT!
<BOYD1981> :)
* femme slaps boyd
<BOYD1981> :(
<veryweirdguy> he's playing with barbie
<veryweirdguy> .....and his penis

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:55:34 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #14 - [-6]

<BOYD1981> nah, it's because i am shy
<BOYD1981> even more so around girls
* femme thinks she knows why and shackes her head because the thought hurts her brain
<veryweirdguy> my brain hurts anyway
<veryweirdguy> Too little usage
* femme gives vwg some aspirin
<BOYD1981> heh, why is it then?
<veryweirdguy> Is this a suposetory?
<BOYD1981> might aswell shove it up your arse for all the good it did you
<veryweirdguy> OK...........

Submitted on 2003-08-20 12:55:55 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #15 - [-29]

<Iqu[mia]> hobo is politically incorrect, we prefer the term "residentially challenged"
<veryweirdguy> homo is also politically incorrect - they prefer the term 'hetrosexually 
 challenged'
<Iqu[mia]> you residentially challenged camel orientated sexual encounter <insert 
 something for slobo when i work out what slobo is> person who is female and may or may 
 not be attractive

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:00:21 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #16 - [10]

<tab_the_ratt> I want lunch
<tab_the_ratt> feed me
* tab_the_ratt opens mouth
* veryweirdguy inserts a sharp stick in tab's mouth
<|Annie|> lol
<tab_the_ratt> mmm... a bit sticky...
* [Jimi] inserts fireworks and leaves for someone else to light as to avoid court case

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:01:02 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #17 - [2]

<veryweirdguy> '~*._.*~'
<veryweirdguy> Don't ask me what the hell that is, I just scared myself with it...

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:02:10 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #18 - [-49]

* [Jimi] kicks verywierdguy
<veryweirdguy> and after i showed you that tut
<veryweirdguy> :(
* [Jimi] takes back his kick#
<[Jimi]> somehow
<veryweirdguy> use the time machine, m'boy

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:04:09 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #19 - [-23]

<Flippy_D> www.agsforums.com/stats
<veryweirdguy> whatcha looking for?
<Flippy_D> not updated in 28 days ¬_¬
<veryweirdguy> 28 days?
<veryweirdguy> That's like 26 days plus a bit
<veryweirdguy> the 'bit' being 2 days
<Flippy_D> .....
<Flippy_D> well done

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:06:05 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #20 - [-6]

<Half_Flippy> oh, great
<veryweirdguy> what is it, flip?
<veryweirdguy> Is Timmy stuck down the old mine shaft?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:08:02 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #21 - [-20]

<Half_Flippy> this makes me uber-leet
<CheeseMonger> You spely leet wrong!
<Half_Flippy> you spelt 'spelt' wrong, what's your point
<Visti> You spelt Flippy wrong.
<Half_Flippy> now that's confusing.
<CheeseMonger> You spely underscore wrong!
<Visti> You spelt that wrong.
<veryweirdguy> taht
<CheeseMonger> WHY AM THE T AND Y SO CLOSE TOGETHER???
<veryweirdguy> cos you touch yourself at night
<CheeseMonger> Good answer.

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:09:41 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #22 - [-8]

* Neccy|PSing wonders if a new mags starts tommorow will he enter???
* veryboredguy wonders if if a tree falls in the woods and no-one is around, will it 
 hit a squirrel?
<Neccy|PSing> lmao
* Neccy|PSing wonders how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
<veryboredguy> 7.5 pieces
<veryboredguy> of wood
<veryboredguy> how much beer would a beer drinker drink if a beer drinker could drink beer
<veryboredguy> which he could
* BDAY1981 wonders if he would discovered any hidden wonders if he went for a 
 wander in the forest hidden wonder wanders
* BDAY1981 wonders why the bloody hell he actually said that too
<Neccy|PSing> well if a beer drinker would drinker berr and a berr drinker could 
 drink beer then a beer drinker could drink any amount of beer should a beer drinker 
 drink beer
<veryboredguy> ...
<veryboredguy> shut up

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:10:45 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #23 - [-7]

<Visti> Happy Birthday, Boyd.
<BDAY1981> thanks
<Visti> Now we can finally get married!
<veryweirdguy> YOU SKANK! I ASS YOU BAD!
<Visti> OH NO!
<Visti> BUT I ARES YO FATHER!
<veryweirdguy> :O
<veryweirdguy> BUT I THINKED YO ARES MA UNKEL!
<Visti> I ARES BOTH!
<veryweirdguy> WHO ARES MA DOGGEE?
<Visti> BOYD ARES!
<veryweirdguy> '#ags - if you want intelligent conversation, go somewhere else'

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:12:47 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #24 - [1]

<ErsatzYak> Greetings and salutations, fine citizens.
<veryweirdguy> we're not fine
<ErsatzYak> Greetings and salutations, mediocre citizens.

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:14:27 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #25 - [-15]

<MeliaF00D> Anyone want a bite of my cherry?
<ShatteredSponge> I do!
* ShatteredSponge bites Melia's cherry right away
<MeliaF00D> I was going to get you a fresh one from the carton...

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:15:01 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #26 - [-32]

<Farl|work> There was a special prize for the worst quiz gamer...
<Farl|work> a secret prize
<Farl|work> 400 $ for spents in next mittens
<veryweirdguy> so what you're saying is.........losing is good?
<Farl|work> For Mittens yes... 
<Farl|work> There was a famous mittens quote... loosers are winners :)
<veryweirdguy> have the next mittens in Las vegas then

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:15:47 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #27 - [-10]

<N3TGraph> have you ever been to a 3 day festival and you only drink beer and eat snacks?
<N3TGraph> then you start to shit funny
<veryweirdguy> like purple?
<N3TGraph> almost :P

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:16:02 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #28 - [-37]

* veryweirdguy is now known as femmefatale
<femmefatale> roger tell |jimi| I love you
<femme> :O
<Roger> Ok femmefatale, I'll tell |jimi| that when I next see them
* femmefatale is now known as veryweirdguy
<veryweirdguy> muahahahaha
<femme> :O
<femme> That is sick
<veryweirdguy> payback...
<femme> and twisted and evil
<veryweirdguy> so?
<veryweirdguy> is there a point to all this?
* femme is now known as verybadguy
<veryweirdguy> uh-oh
<verybadguy> :D
<verybadguy> >:D

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:17:34 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #29 - [-12]

* femme stabs vwg with a cursor
<veryweirdguy> ouch
<veryweirdguy> good job it was the egg timer and not the arrow

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:18:01 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #30 - [4]

<Vel> Man, I felt awful yesterday.
<ErsatzYak> I suppose it's good that you don't feel awful today.
<Vel> I puked 7 times
<ErsatzYak> Awesome, sounds like a party.
<Vel> no
<Vel> it wasnt
<Vel> I felt awful when I got up
<ErsatzYak> Okay.  Bummer, sounds like a party.

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:18:46 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #31 - [-15]

<BOYD1981> stupid jimi
<BOYD1981> roger tell jimi you're stupid
<Roger> Ok BOYD1981, I'll tell jimi that when I next see them
<BOYD1981> yeh, you better
<BOYD1981> or i'll hit you

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:19:23 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #32 - [9]

* Flippy_AGS drops several small countries on VWG
<veryweirdguy> how'd these get here?
* veryweirdguy shrugs off several small countries
<veryweirdguy> somehow...
* Flippy_AGS gapes
<Flippy_AGS> but...
<Flippy_AGS> but-but...
<veryweirdguy> you must remember - I defy logic

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:21:10 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #33 - [-20]

* m0ds is now known as What
* What on earth?
* What is now known as m0ds

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:22:38 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #34 - [-27]

* |Tier| shoots VWG
<|Tier|> har i win!
<veryweirdguy> win what?
<|Tier|> dunno ._.
<Flippy_D> he just wins, VWG
<|Tier|> yeh :|
<veryweirdguy> I always lose

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:23:24 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #35 - [18]

<veryweirdguy> you know tier, you're just too damned cute
<|Tier|> eh?
* veryweirdguy gets tier a leather jacket and motorcycle
<|Tier|> ¬_¬
<veryweirdguy> we gotta toughen you up a bit
<veryweirdguy> for your big boxing match against annie
* |Tier| trains
<|Tier|> eye of the tierger
<|Tier|> ^_^
* Flippy_D plays teh trumpet
* veryweirdguy brings out a lightsaber
<veryweirdguy> whoops....wrong franchise...
<Flippy_D> dumbass
* Flippy_D uses his big rubber stamp and prints 'RETARD' across vwg's forehead
<|Tier|> aww ._.
<veryweirdguy> right over my 'REJECT' stamp :(
<Flippy_D> yup
<Flippy_D> it's illegible now
<veryweirdguy> it's not illegal
<veryweirdguy> don't be stupid
* Flippy_D stamps 'ILLITERATE' across vwg's forehead
<veryweirdguy> right over my 'RETARD' stamp :(
<Flippy_D> yeup

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:24:00 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #36 - [-3]

<RobertEric> My cat is sleeping near my electrical outlet.  My computer may shut off soon...with a fantastic firework show

Submitted on 2003-08-20 13:24:51 by veryweirdguy [...]

Quote #37 - [-29]

<veryweirdguy> There's college courses where you can learn the French language
<veryweirdguy> where is the point in that?

Submitted on 2003-08-20 17:40:16 by veryweirdguy's quote submissions all blow

Quote #38 - [-12]

<BOYD1981> hmm, my stomach just made a sound which i think is stomachonian for "you're arse is about to explode, run to the toilet very very quickly"

Submitted on 2003-08-21 14:05:13 by Necro [...]

Quote #39 - [-29]

* AGS-Minimi registers mods in regedit
<Neccy> LOCAL_MACHINE>RETARDED_USERS

Submitted on 2003-08-22 15:09:16 by Anonymous

Quote #40 - [-22]

* RobertEric looks at Sandra and thinks she would look great with purple and green hair and a couple of piercings
<Al_Ninio> Who's Sandra?
<RobertEric> The one [girl] lying in my bed
<BOYD1981> if there was a girl laying in my bed, i wouldn't be on irc
<BOYD1981> i'd be working the pipe
<RobertEric> 7 times already.  I need to let her sleep

Submitted on 2003-08-22 22:45:21 by Anonymous

Quote #41 - [-1]

<Ghormak> I have a guitar, a microphone, no talent and I want to make something!
<Esseb> looks like you're on the path to stardom
<Esseb> but you need to drop that whole "make something" attitude

Submitted on 2003-08-23 20:29:10 by The Boom-Bastic

Quote #42 - [4]

<N3TGraph> do you want a keyboard or a synthesizer?
<Vel> keyboard with a synth function
<N3TGraph> ._.

Submitted on 2003-08-24 08:05:58 by n3tgraph [...]

Quote #43 - [-36]

<BED1981> you know, i wish they did degrees in sex education

Submitted on 2003-08-25 02:32:12 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #44 - [-7]

<eVOLVE> well hellow to everyone sane 
* ElectricWiz breathes heavily.
<RE_away> Hi
<eVOLVE> Hi to those who are boardering on the less sane too :)
<RE_away> That would be me, too
<eVOLVE> ahh, great admission there... first step to recovery is admitting there's a problem.  everyone else is just in denial >:)
* RE_away puts his underware on his head and goes for a walk
<RE_away> They sure are

Submitted on 2003-08-25 12:04:28 by Quotonic

Quote #45 - [-2]

<Vel> Im gonna turn annie on ignore
<|Annie|> how flattering ._.

Submitted on 2003-08-25 15:28:31 by Ishmael [...]

Quote #46 - [44]

<|Tier|> where do you actually live m0ds?
<AGA> Gayland
<m0ds> no AGA, i dont come from Wales

Submitted on 2003-08-25 17:01:32 by Matt Frith [...]

Quote #47 - [-4]

* SKRiNTeR has joined #ags
<SKRiNTeR> wenas
<SKRiNTeR> alguien sabe registrar canal??
<Al_Ninio> uh, sure.
<Al_Ninio> Now repeat that, but in english.
* SKRiNTeR has left #ags
<Al_Ninio> Or don't, fine!

Submitted on 2003-08-26 04:14:14 by Anonymous

Quote #48 - [-5]

<m0ds> 8ball ... bot features dont get more boring than that!
* Al_Ninio kills bots
<|Tier|> bot-o-cide
<Al_Ninio> I hate when people abuse them
<|Tier|> sexually?
<Al_Ninio> Yeah, that too
<Al_Ninio> I meant to say "misuse", but hey.

Submitted on 2003-08-26 15:04:26 by Ishmael [...]

Quote #49 - [-16]

< |Alkaline| > lo' again guys
< ShatteredSponge > WHY WON'T YOU JUST STAY DEAD!?
< ShatteredSponge > I mean, wb Alky.

Submitted on 2003-08-28 13:06:04 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #50 - [-14]

< Pesty > I am the Pesty. It's like the Fonz, but cooler.

Submitted on 2003-08-28 13:07:42 by |Alky| [...]