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<DaveGilbert> so is there anything I should be aware of when travelling in whales?
<CaptainCod> Mind the blowhole.
<DaveGilbert> er, despite the spelling
<DaveGilbert> Wales. :-/

Submitted on 2006-07-02 23:06:47 by Anonymous

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<scotch> there should be an RSS feed, that only contains genuinely fascinating things on various topics
<scotch> so that roger can subscribe to it and give people something to talk about
<creed_malay> yes!
<creed_malay> Amke one!
<Alynn> roger topic
<Roger> topic is assfucking
<Alynn> rofl!

Submitted on 2006-07-05 18:19:21 by Alynn [...]

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<Pmdee> Hey! I'm mature!

Submitted on 2006-07-22 11:27:23 by Vel [...]

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<Jake> IRC is better when ishmael is on ignore.

Submitted on 2006-07-26 14:26:37 by Ishmael [...]

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<Vel> why are there so few quotes?
<JetMansChest> people are less funny nowadays
<AGA> Because no-one is quoting anyone. Dug.
<AGA> *duh ¬¬

Submitted on 2006-07-26 14:49:30 by pcj [...]

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<Creed_Malay> Hooray for codeine phosphate! I haven't had to race to the bathroom for over an hour. Also, am feeling delightfully light headed.
<veryweirdguy> how delightful! :D
<Creed_Malay> misusing perscription medicines that aren't you're to begin with = good idea. Or so it seems so far.

Submitted on 2006-08-03 12:05:51 by veryweirdguy [...]

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<Alynn> I'm an ass
<Alynn> :)
<pslocum> :)
<Al_Ninio> :D
<Petteri> :)

Submitted on 2006-08-03 18:17:46 by Alynn [...]

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<Vel> where are you from, zooty?
<Zoot> i am from a town called frodsham
<Zoot> near chester
<Zoot> near manchester
<veryweirdguy> more like womanchester! hahahahahaha!

Submitted on 2006-08-15 10:33:57 by Vel [...]

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<custard> roger choose lucasarts or sierra
<Roger> I choose sierra.
<custard> how surprising

Submitted on 2006-08-16 14:46:45 by veryweirdguy [...]

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<spleen> since "berian" isn't actually a real name, it's just his parents smoking far to much wool when they were young.
<spleen> rog google "famous berians"
<Roger> spleen, "famous berians": 0 results found.
<spleen> rog google berian
<Roger> spleen, "berian": http://www.adventuregamers.com/bio.php?id=44 (Adventure Gamers : Berian Williams)

Submitted on 2006-08-17 03:07:56 by Renal Shutdown [...]

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<pmdee> rog random
<@Roger> up your bum!

Submitted on 2006-08-25 17:58:16 by Vel [...]

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* Rustvaar has a plot brewing
<veryweirdguy> what is it?
<BOYD1981> perhaps it was a typo and he's making tea

Submitted on 2006-08-30 12:03:52 by veryweirdguy [...]

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<Tuomas> I think I'm coming
<Tuomas> if I can afford it

Submitted on 2006-09-11 15:34:29 by Ishmael [...]

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<Obi> Hajo likes to steal useless things
* Pmdee is now known as PMtwo
* Hajo is now known as Pmdee
<PMtwo> ¬¬
<Pmdee> lolllololol
* Pmdee is now known as Hajo
<PMtwo> How did you do tha?
<PMtwo> t*
<Obi> well yo usee
<Obi> you type l
<Obi> then an o
<Obi> another l
<Obi> repeat a few times

Submitted on 2006-09-13 13:31:19 by Tuomas [...]

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<Jake> I'd be pretty honoured if my game got torrented
* Hajo floods Jake's house

Submitted on 2006-09-14 10:53:12 by veryweirdguy [...]

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<DaveGilbert> roger choose pork or chicken
<Roger> I choose pork.
<DaveGilbert> roger choose salad or pasta
<Roger> I choose salad.
<DaveGilbert> does he always choose the first one?
<DaveGilbert> roger choose first or second
<Roger> I choose second.
<DaveGilbert> ok nm

Submitted on 2006-10-15 23:09:56 by LimpingFish [...]

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<Haddas>                      a        a       a      a   h    
<Haddas>                                           m   y                s       p       a        c          e       b        a        r          w             o       n     t              s                                           t     o    p                !       
<Haddas>           h        e       e        e    l    p  е        
<Haddas>                            i  t          s                  s             t       u       c    kj   
<Babar> got kicked in the nuts?
<Haddas>         n           o       
<Haddas>                   s         p      a    c          e      b     a        r               i      s           i         n                  r     p   a          i       d          f      i     r       e  
<Haddas>                            i   t          w   o       n     t         s         tr   o                                                                         
<Haddas>                                 s          t  o p        
<FSi> He he. Ever tried pulling it out?
<Haddas>                   w     i       l      l           d      o        
<Haddas>                        d      i     d    n                   t                           h        e        l        p          
<Haddas>                               i        r        e      b     o       o     t    
*** Haddas quit (Quit: )

Submitted on 2006-10-30 15:20:03 by Vel [...]

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<Tuomas> http://img.gurochan.net/g/src/1163366052541.jpg what's in this? I can't open it
<ProgZBOOK> that's a bizarre image, Tuomas.
<Tuomas> oh
<ProgZBOOK> people projectile shitting and stuff with backpacks on
<Tuomas> I guess it's not worth opening then
<ProgZBOOK> wtf is it from?
<Tuomas> it's from some of my unis irc channels
<ProgZBOOK> that's some crazy shit there
<Tuomas> woo, I can't wait to see it
<ildu> its pretty cool
<ProgZBOOK> it's very disturbing

Submitted on 2006-11-15 17:54:35 by Tuomas [...]

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<Brisby> All opera is opera and all musicals are musicals and all music is either good, bad or so-so.
<Brisby> And this I live a happy, fulfilled life.
<Vel> or so-so good
<Vel> or so-so so-so good
<SSH> or no-no, no-no no-no, no-no no-no, no-no THERES NO LIMIT

Submitted on 2006-12-10 21:32:10 by Vel [...]

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* SSH has joined #AGS
<SSH> oooh, exciting people nline
* iamwhatur has joined #AGS
<iamwhatur> hey dumbfuck
<iamwhatur> im baaaaaack
<Tuomas> ok
<iamwhatur> spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spa
<iamwhatur> spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Submitted on 2006-12-13 20:20:02 by Tuomas [...]

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<SSH> it suggest things as you type
<SSH> if I type "how do" in FF2 I get "how do i love thee" and a bunch of song lyrics searches suggested
<SSH> heh, if I type "how to sed..." I get "how to create a dog"
<AGA> By seducing a bitch.
<Tuomas> who?
<Jake> AGA's mum

Submitted on 2007-02-22 23:18:33 by Tuomas [...]

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<Boyd> it's okay, i have a big stockpile of pink rucksacks
<Tuomas> that's pretty gay
<Boyd> yes but it's less painful than anal sex

Submitted on 2008-02-03 17:12:52 by Ubel [...]

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Tuomas has joined #ags
<Tuomas> We should change the name of this to #fags
<Tuomas> I can't help thinking about fags everytime I log in

Submitted on 2008-02-13 12:21:23 by [Cameron] [...]

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<Boyd> yeh, i wouldn't want to give head with a rubber on

Submitted on 2008-02-27 15:41:18 by AGA [...]

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<veryweirdguy> lo Creed. you have entered a murder mystery. There are exits to the North, South And East
<veryweirdguy> What do you do?
<veryweirdguy> >
<bicilotti> puke
<Creed_Malay> look at puke
<veryweirdguy> I do not know the word "look"
<Creed_Malay> examine puke
<veryweirdguy> I do not know the word "examine"
<Creed_Malay> contemplate puke
<veryweirdguy> I do not know the word "contemplate"
<veryweirdguy> you have been eaten by a grue

Submitted on 2008-03-02 20:56:30 by Tuomas [...]

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<Roger> Hey ProgZ, Disco asked me to tell you "sorry, I've been drugged", (641 days, 21 hours, 15 minutes, 15 seconds ago).

Submitted on 2008-04-15 20:19:51 by dasjoe [...]

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<magintz> BARRELROLL! ._.  |:  .-.  :|  ._.

Submitted on 2008-04-19 21:32:56 by magintz [...]

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<Boyd> yeh, i'd do jake

Submitted on 2008-06-04 23:40:08 by AGA [...]

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<@scotch> I could have sex with prince phillip for 500 grand

Submitted on 2008-11-28 01:18:53 by AGA [...]

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<Inkoddi> An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a pub. The welshman is already there.
<AGA> That's because the rest are pussies who can't drink.

Submitted on 2008-12-19 12:23:16 by dasjoe [...]

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[16:23:07] <Biscuits> it was more of a case of 'effing paki' 'i'm indian' 'effing indian' 'thank you'.
[16:23:33] <~AGA> Effing doesn't sound very insulting.
[16:23:34] * Babar (bab@CA932D2A.E83EC7BA.7FBE18E1.IP) has joined #AGS
[16:23:59] <Biscuits> *f*cking paki.

Submitted on 2009-06-17 15:25:11 by AGA [...]

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* NsMn1 removes Babar's shoulder pain
* @Al_Ninio removies Babar's shoulder.
* TerranRich removes Babar
* @Al_Ninio removes Babar
<TerranRich> ...
* TerranRich removes Al_Ninio
* @Al_Ninio (al.ninio@ags-CAA1CC59.inter.net.il) Quit (Connection reset by peer)

Submitted on 2009-10-29 16:35:45 by TerranRich [...]

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<bicilotti_> the day I'll get to know the owner of my ISP
<bicilotti_> I'll grab his balls
<bicilotti_> and squeeze hard
<Babar> and then massage?
<bicilotti_> or better

Submitted on 2009-11-05 20:12:20 by TerranRich [...]

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<Babar> a claymation porno
<Scavenger> Oh.
<Babar>	involving a young catgirl
<Babar>	and a wolf
<Babar>	and a pig
*** Babar quit (Quit: Möchten sie einen verhütungsmittel?)
<Haddas> babar got aroused
<Haddas> he'll be back in 10 minutes
<FSi> tops

Submitted on 2009-11-11 15:56:40 by Haddas [...]

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[03:13]	<stee>	I learnt some Swedish though
[03:13]	<stee>	bil = make
[03:13]	<Jon>	so wrong
[03:14]	<Jon>	bli = car
[03:14]	<Jon>	sorry Stee
[03:14]	|<--	stee has left irc.bigbluecup.com (Quit: stee)

Submitted on 2009-11-27 02:16:23 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<Wonkyth> rog tell Babar YOUR RACE!
<Roger> Ok, Wonkyth, I'll tell Babar that next time I see them here.
<Jake> Oh, maybe actually ._.
<Jake> I just know he has a large nose
<Jake> and curly hair
<Al_AFKio> He's arab! Wiki says so
<Wonkyth> lol
<ShiverMeSideways> Oh no.
<ShiverMeSideways> Wonkyth, you're about to start a race war...
<Wonkyth> I'm wonky
<Babar> :O
<Roger> Babar, Wonkyth told me to tell you (1 minute and 12 seconds ago): YOUR RACE!
<Babar> he went there! :O
<Wonkyth> that's similar...
* Babar beheads Wonky
<Wonkyth> what!
<ShiverMeSideways> It's BOMBEH TIMEH!
<Babar> I am not arab!
<Babar> well...maybe a bit
<Wonkyth> I'm not a racist
<Babar> only racists say that!
<ShiverMeSideways> Sure, Babar, now go stick a plane in his world trade center.
<Wonkyth> so don't get all racistist on me!
<Babar> :D
<Wonkyth> racistists
* Babar sticks his plane in Wonkyth's World Trade Centre
<Wonkyth> eww
<ShiverMeSideways> See, you are arab!

Submitted on 2009-12-06 09:42:13 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Babar> so then my mother is certain!
<ShiverMeSideways> For those of you at home who didn't get that... Al implied that those races are from different fathers...
<Babar> the ones she slept with are different
<ShiverMeSideways> :O
<Wonkyth> :*

Submitted on 2009-12-06 09:45:29 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Babar> rog image hairy arabian porn
<Roger> Babar, "hairy arabian porn": http://rlv.zcache.com/hairy_porn_tshirt-p2355855112747622503rgn_400.jpg
<Matt> how is your game going?

Submitted on 2009-12-06 18:12:08 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<ProgZmax> never trust a babar achmed kemal!
<ProgZmax> ;)
<Babar> it is spelt ACCHHHHHHHHCHCHCHCHCHHCHCmed, Progz
<Babar> at least that is the transliteration

Submitted on 2009-12-06 18:16:06 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<JimReed> Have faith
<ShiverMeSideways> I'm an atheist.
<JimReed> Have hope then.
<ShiverMeSideways> I'm a cynic.
<JimReed> Well, have children then.

Submitted on 2009-12-06 19:07:37 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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* NsMn stands in front of a mirror
* Ishmael- is now known as Ishmael
<NsMn> BICILOTTI, BICILOTTI, BICILOTTI
* bicilotti has joined #ags
* RimJeed|drawing is now known as Mirror
<Mirror> haha
* Mirror is now known as JimReed
<NsMn> Unbelievable
* bicilotti has left #ags

Submitted on 2009-12-07 17:53:04 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<JimReed> o/ D
<FSi> hi ShiverMeSideways
<NsMn> hey Shiv
<eldatt> DUCK
* ShiverMeSideways ducks.
<eldatt> he just threw a discus at you
<JimReed> nay, 'twas D for Dan
<JimReed> huh?
* JimReed dodges in case it's something harmfull
<eldatt> o/ D
<eldatt> o/  D
<eldatt> o/   D
<eldatt> o/    D
<JimReed> aye =D
<eldatt> o/    D  ^_^
<eldatt> o/     D ^_^
<eldatt> o/      D^_^
<ShiverMeSideways> Hello, Jiminy Reed, Ivan the Terrible, NSMN NSMN NSMN, and eldkatt -e.
<ShiverMeSideways> *-k
<eldatt> o/       O_O
* eldatt is now known as eldkatt
* JimReed eats S, iv and r from Shiver
<FSi> heMideways?
* Jon|Dishes_does has quit IRC (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.5/20091102152451])
<ShiverMeSideways> o.ô
* JimReed eats id and way also
<NsMn> Hemeways?
<JimReed> you can do better?
<Al_Nin> hemway
* NsMn replaces the e's with o's
<FSi> heMes
<NsMn> Oh.
<JimReed> nay, heMess
<ShiverMeSideways> Stop fiddling with my nick! |:<
* JimReed burps r back up
<JimReed> herMess
<JimReed> aye, I'm so lame

Submitted on 2009-12-09 13:51:48 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<~AGA> Al_Ninio is a Jew. Jews are bad.

Submitted on 2009-12-09 13:53:59 by Al_Ninio [...]

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<Jake> sup niggas
<ShiverMeSideways> Hey, whiteboy.
<Jake> You sir are a racist

Submitted on 2009-12-12 11:47:56 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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Jake: I have to go to hospital on christmas day :(
Jake: How depressing
Matt: Grandmother?
Jake: yus
AGA: It's usually the hip that old people break. Your nan had to go one step further.
Matt: I thought she only broke her leg
FSi: she also broke the pavement
Matt: :o
Jake: She has to have a plate ._. That makes her part robot right
Matt: yes
AGA: Well she is Jake's nan, she probably weighs several ton. Poor pavement :(
Jake: Ill kill you
Matt: :O

Submitted on 2009-12-23 20:05:34 by FSi++ [...]

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* Al_Ninio has joined
* ChanServ enables 'Op' status for Al_Ninio
* FSi listens to: Pet Shop Boys - Go West
Al_Ninio: :|
FSi: haha
Al_Ninio has left
Shiver|LetsPlaying: =))
FSi: ...

Submitted on 2009-12-24 19:14:34 by FSi++ [...]

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<Matt>	hi babar
<Babar>	hey Matt
<Babar>	I've got 222 messages in my inbox
<Babar>	I'm 1/3 satanic
<Matt>	and 2/3 idiot

Submitted on 2010-01-02 19:39:35 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<NsMn> HAMSTERS ARE GOD
[...]
<NsMn> ...just testing my connection.

Submitted on 2010-01-04 12:15:08 by NsMn [...]

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* Ishmael has disconnected: Ping timeout
<asuka> what does ping timeout mean
<Babar> usually that someone diconnected in a messy way
* Pablo has disconnected: Ping timeout
<asuka> oh ok
<Babar> like the power going out ._.
<asuka> that sucks
<Babar> or Pablo having rough crazy sex with Ishmael
<asuka> hahahaha

Submitted on 2010-01-12 17:16:02 by FSi++ [...]

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<Al_Ninio> My friend does the best tupac impression ever
<AGA> Does he lie still, not moving?

Submitted on 2010-01-13 21:34:49 by FSi++ [...]