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<Jake> Need to find some way of making etting up in the mornings worth it again.
<~AGA> Get a girlfriend.
<Jake> something attainable

Submitted on 2010-01-14 00:21:09 by AGA [...]

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<@Al_Ninio> You're fat >:|
<Jake> You're a jew
<@Al_Ninio> A handsome jew
<Jake> Yes well 
<Jake> :( touché

Submitted on 2010-01-17 18:08:30 by uoou [...]

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<FSi> rog image jake's mom
<Roger> FSi, "jake's mom": http://www.silverhairs.co.uk/wiggle.gif
<NsMn> Too slim

Submitted on 2010-01-21 15:54:12 by FSi++ [...]

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<Matt> Doesn't sound like my thing
<veryweirdguy> there are boobs in it
<Matt> Boobs are so last century
<veryweirdguy> it has penish at one point
<Matt> SOLD

Submitted on 2010-01-23 11:23:15 by NsMn [...]

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<NsMn> Prog, we have so much in common
<Babar> Progz probably hates you now for that :P
<NsMn> Probably.
<NsMn> And that makes us have even more in common, because I hate myself too!
<ProgZTIRED> what do we have in common?
<o64> you are both dorks

Submitted on 2010-01-23 14:37:40 by FSi++ [...]

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<enkerro> what's up
<Jon> sky
<Jon> and roof
<enkerro> You have a sky under your roof
<enkerro> What are you, God or something?
<Ishmael> No. He's Swedish.

Submitted on 2010-01-29 13:19:00 by FSi++ [...]

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uoou: that reminds me
uoou: I need to cut my hair off
uoou: because
uoou: I grew my hair
uoou: and
uoou: having not done this before
uoou: I was unaware that you had to regularly brush it
uoou: so now I have a mono-dreadlock

Submitted on 2010-02-01 19:27:54 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> rog choose cake or death
<Roger> Babar, I choose death.

Submitted on 2010-02-02 11:46:43 by FSi++ [...]

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* captain_Nemo pulls out a really gross stick covered in revolting mess and disgusts NsMn to death
<Ishmael> Put your pants back on!

Submitted on 2010-02-26 17:06:30 by FSi++ [...]

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<Dualnames> I recall how much I love my  ex
<Dualnames> though she damped me
<AngelicCharon> Damped you, Duals?  Did she get wet a lot?
<AngelicCharon> All over you?
<AngelicCharon> Randy girl?
<Dualnames> no!
<AngelicCharon> The kind you don't take home to mother, because she stains the couch?
<Dualnames> dumped me
<AngelicCharon> That's almost worse.

Submitted on 2010-03-19 17:14:25 by FSi++ [...]

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<dasjoe> Btw, I recently played on a nazi server because I didn't know it was one.. some guy yelled "Jew!" at everybody who shot him
<veryweirdguy> Maybe it was a Jewish server and they were just celebrating each other's faith
<veryweirdguy> "You shot me! You have great skills, you are a true jew."

Submitted on 2010-03-19 18:51:07 by FSi++ [...]

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<scotch> I have 1GB ram and windows 7
<scotch> dunno what that makes me
<Jake> In constant agony I imagine

Submitted on 2010-03-21 17:16:13 by FSi++ [...]

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<~AGA> She's 15. They all look like that.
<bicilotti> still worth a bang
<bicilotti> Fffffffuk

Submitted on 2010-04-16 19:51:23 by AGA [...]

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<uoou> for example: I bet progz has a whole moleskine collection
<Al_Ninio> Foreskine
<uoou> I'd buy that
<Al_Ninio> You already have one :(
<uoou> oh yes ^____^

Submitted on 2010-04-17 12:11:54 by FSi++ [...]

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<AngelicCharon> Babar, village idiot.
<Babar> this is not a village!
<AngelicCharon> You're still an idiot.

Submitted on 2010-04-24 19:28:17 by FSi++ [...]

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<Mission> rog translate Mahdollista
<Roger> Mission: Possible

Submitted on 2010-04-28 16:52:45 by FSi++ [...]

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<FSi>rog translate "شاورم"
<Roger>FSi: "Haorm"
<FSi>rog define haorm
<Roger>FSi, "haorm": haorm: Web Search Results from Answers.com
<Jon>haha
<Jon>fail
<FSi>rog google "شاورم"
<Roger>FSi, ""شاورم"": http://vb.aljawarh.net/40848-%D8%B4%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D8%A7%D9%88%D8%B1%D9%85%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D9%80%D8%A7/ (شـــــــــــــــــاورمــ
<FSi>go away rog
<Roger>No, YOU SU--- Oh wait... uh...
<Jon>fail again
<Jon>hahaha
<Wonkyth>:D
- FSi is now known as FSail
<Jon>yes
<FSail>fuck you all.

Submitted on 2010-05-11 09:17:32 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<Snake>Roger, what time is it?
<Roger>But Snake... "what time" is already defined

Submitted on 2010-05-25 22:07:00 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<Sinsin> are you farmiliar with Duals' Control modes Module ???
<Sinsin> lol farmiliar
<Stee> best person to ask about that is duals
<Sinsin> I know but I'm inpatient
<Stee> he should be on soon
<Sinsin> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Stee> he's greek its not like they hve jobs

Submitted on 2010-06-07 14:51:38 by FSi++ [...]

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<uoou>so the cat had like freedom to roam in 3 dimensions

Submitted on 2010-06-09 09:04:50 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<CodingMeSideways> rog tell icey_games Go cry to your parents about your aparent homosexuality, you mewling sack of nothing!
<Roger> Ok, CodingMeSideways, I'll tell icey_games that next time I see them here.
<CodingMeSideways> :D
<Snake> You kiss your mother with that mouth, SMS?
<CodingMeSideways> Hell no, you want me to get a disease or something?

Submitted on 2010-06-09 09:14:06 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<FSi> sorry, i am a bit of tired and how do you call that state where you're under influence of alcohol?
<JimReed> normal
<ShiverMeAFK> DRUNK
<FSi> no, not DRUNK yet
<JimReed> ah, almost normal then

Submitted on 2010-06-09 10:51:28 by FSi++ [...]

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<Al_Ninio> hello plz
<CodingMeSideways> Hello, you're welcome.

Submitted on 2010-06-09 14:20:22 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Scarab> rog seen you naked
<Roger> Scarab, I last saw youscream 66 days, 16 hours, 53 minutes and 12 seconds ago saying: *where's
<Scarab> aww, that's not as amusing as i'd hoped
( ... time passes ... )
* Scarab is now known as you_naked
<you_naked> oh yeah, take it off
* you_naked is now known as scarab
<scarab> rog seen you_naked
<Roger> scarab, I last saw you_naked 20 seconds ago saying: oh yeah, take it off

Submitted on 2010-06-14 12:42:45 by FSi++ [...]

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<Crazy_Axe_Murderer> WOULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET
<Crazy_Axe_Murderer> I'M TRYING TO PROCRASTINATE HERE

Submitted on 2010-06-17 14:14:05 by FSi++ [...]

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<Jake> mmmm
<Jake> jsut had a real milkshake, was gooood
<Babar> did it draw all the other boys from the yard as well?
<Jake> I so very hate you

Submitted on 2010-06-19 13:18:42 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Babar> but I like being mysterious and obnoxious!
<Babar> well, what people CALL obnoxious
<Babar> I call awesome
<bicilotti> you're 10000% better in real life ;)
<Babar> hahahahahhahahah
<Babar> DON'T RUIN MY REPUTATION!

Submitted on 2010-06-19 13:19:42 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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<Babar> I really should try to get back at my old place
<FSi> your old bitches
<Babar> yes :(
<Babar> I miss Vader and Lena and Topsy
<FSi> Vader :O
<Babar> yes
<FSi> lena and topsy are an ok names for bitches
<Babar> my beautiful bitch Vader :D
<FSi> Vader is :O
<Babar> she is black :P
<FSi> and YOUR FATHER

Submitted on 2010-06-22 15:20:17 by FSi++ [...]

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<CalinLeafshade> but rog might be wrong
<uoou> heresy
<uoou> rog choose right or wrong
<CalinLeafshade> rog choose i am wrong or i am right
<Roger> uoou, I choose wrong.
<Roger> CalinLeafshade, I choose i am wrong.
<CalinLeafshade> ha
<uoou> :D
<CalinLeafshade> proof
<uoou> ok my faith is shaken

Submitted on 2010-06-23 04:31:25 by Ishmael [...]

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<Matt> Italy are out
<Matt> Everyone prepare for angry Bicilotti
<Matt> ;)
<FSi> rog tell bicilotti ha-HA
<Roger> Ok, FSi, I'll tell bicilotti that next time I see them here.
<FSi> there, i prepared

Submitted on 2010-06-24 15:57:47 by FSi++ [...]

Quote #583 - Vote this quote up[17]Vote this quote down

<Babar>I could reduce the res, Ish. But then the res would be reduced :(

Submitted on 2010-06-27 20:13:37 by Bror_Jon [...]

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* Terran[AFK] has joined #AGS
* Terran[AFK] is now known as TerranRich
<TerranRich> Greetings and salutations, #ags!
<Roger> TerranRich, CalinLeafshade told me to tell you (168 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes and 25 seconds ago): sdfjksdfjksdflasfasjkdfasjkdfasdfasdfasdf
<Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (132 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes and 31 seconds ago): I miss you, terry! :D
<Roger> TerranRich, Babar told me to tell you (9 days, 4 hours, 33 minutes and 33 seconds ago): PIPE WRENCH FIGHT
<TerranRich> PIPE WRENCH FIGHT!!!
<FSi> o_O
<TerranRich> Longest AFK ever

Submitted on 2010-07-02 18:22:41 by FSi++ [...]

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<FSi> rog remind 1 minute ago in 1 minute 1 minite ago
<Roger> Ok, FSi, I will remind 1 minute ago that here in 1 minute.
(a minute passes)
<Roger> 1 minute ago: FSi asked me to remind you "1 minite ago" (1 minute ago)

Submitted on 2010-07-03 10:26:40 by FSi++ [...]

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<ProgZDay> I was slightly tempted to get arma 2 when it was on sale
<Al_Ninio> Pirate it .-.
* ProgZDay pats the demon Al on his shoulder
<ProgZDay> naughty

Submitted on 2010-07-05 15:41:52 by ShiverMeSideways [...]

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15:58 <Galen> The day the strap on vagina is invented is the day all men turn gay.
16:00 <IndieBoy> a strap on hole?
16:06 <Tuomas> it's a portal to a new dimension of pleasure

Submitted on 2010-07-27 15:21:23 by Calin Leafshade [...]

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<NsMn> BOOBS PENIS PORN NAKED WOMEN FREE DOWNLOAD MOVIES VIAGRA SEX DRUGS

Submitted on 2010-08-09 13:46:12 by FSi++ [...]

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<Wonkyth> I think I got a virus that was popping ads up in IE
<Wonkyth> so I deleted IE :P
<Al_Ninio> that virus is called IE

Submitted on 2010-08-18 13:41:34 by FSi++ [...]

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<Virgil> whats up 
<Snake> Hi Virgil
<Virgil> snakey
<Virgil> whats happening
<Snake> Absolutely nothing
<Virgil> sounds good 
<FSi> rog define up
<Roger> FSi, "up": up adv. In or to a higher position: looking up. In a direction opposite to the center of the earth or a comparable gravitational center: up from the
<Snake> Quite boring actually
<FSi> Virgil: that is up
<Snake> rog define happening
<Roger> Snake, "happening": happening n. Something that takes place. See synonyms at occurrence . An improvised, often spontaneous spectacle or performance, especially one
<Virgil> I thank you FSi 
<Virgil> these words used to have no meaning to me

Submitted on 2010-08-19 14:17:24 by FSi++ [...]

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* Snake lubes wonkyth
<Wonkyth> Is good
<Al_Bedio> :D
<Wonkyth> make sure you get behind the ears
<Wonkyth> Why do snakes need lube?
<FSi> to go up the ass
<NsMn> to get themselves in

Submitted on 2010-08-19 16:32:58 by FSi++ [...]

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* CaptainLexington (CaptainLex@ags-A92BE8FF.hsd1.mn.comcast.net) joined #AGS
<CaptainLexington> Hello all.
* bic|soup quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.8/20100722155716])
<FSi> that was an italian greeting

Submitted on 2010-08-23 18:57:26 by FSi++ [...]

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<CalinAwesomeShade>unfortunately I dont have the dulcet penis to back it up

Submitted on 2010-09-06 21:45:22 by Bror_Jon [...]

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<FSi> how this is a blind chess?
<bicilotti> I'm playing without looking at the board

Submitted on 2010-10-17 18:05:07 by Virgil [...]

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<BrutalSlakt> My dad's name is Kenneth o.O
<BrutalSlakt> Disco...
<BrutalSlakt> Are you my father?
<Disco> I doubt it
<qptain_Nemo> omg spoilers

Submitted on 2010-10-21 01:32:01 by Dualnames [...]

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<Grundislav> I was hoping nobody would put "my big cock" and I was not disappointed.

Submitted on 2010-10-21 01:40:00 by Dualnames [...]

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* bicilotti (chatzilla@23292B7C.4889BF06.17F56A27.IP) has joined #ags
<bicilotti> rog remind me in 30 minutes check potatoes
<@Roger> Ok, bicilotti, I will remind you that here in 30 minutes.
<bicilotti> hi
<Dualnames> bici?
<Dualnames> get a clock
<Dualnames> stop abusing roger
<@Roger> yeh, i'm not a toy damn you!
<bicilotti> :P

Submitted on 2010-10-29 18:49:51 by Dualnames [...]

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<Roger> veryweirdguy, Matt told me to tell you (10 hours, 11 minutes and 23 seconds ago): Goodbye forever
<veryweirdguy> :D
<BrutalSlakt> :O
<FSi> :O
<veryweirdguy> FINALLY

Submitted on 2010-11-06 10:11:10 by FSi++ [...]

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<Babar> you juiced a crane?
<Babar> isn't that illegal?

Submitted on 2010-12-23 18:47:37 by Virgil [...]

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* Matt sets mode +!b
<Matt> >:o
* qptain_Nemo sets mode -pants
* Matt sets mode +erection

Submitted on 2010-12-31 13:50:10 by Ishmael [...]

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Dualnames: I saw this movie where at some point, a mother was forcing her daughter to burn her rock records.
Dualnames: INCLUDING KISS AND STYX
Dualnames: HOW DARE SHE!
Al_Ninio: Perhaps she has a taste in music.

Submitted on 2011-01-10 13:53:31 by Dualnames [...]

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<Jon> I tried to PM Matt once, and now I live in Sweden.

Submitted on 2011-01-10 21:32:11 by Virgil [...]