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< Visti > Ghormak! That hot love you sent me is corrupt!

Submitted on 2003-08-28 13:08:10 by |Alky| [...]

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< dodge > pirates of the caribean is a sweet movie
< |Alky|Searching > no spoilers -_-
< dodge > the girl in it is fine
< dodge > okay 
< |Alky|Searching > you've just wrecked the whole thing..
< |Alky|Searching > Like, who would expect...a girl...in a movie...to be good looking..

Submitted on 2003-08-28 13:08:29 by |Alky| [...]

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< |Alkaline| > hey, somebody shoot me and burn my game

Submitted on 2003-08-28 13:15:55 by |Alky| [...]

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<RobertEric> Roger, seen BOYD1981
<Roger> boyd1981 was last seen on #ags 10 hours, 6 minutes ago stating: stop asking roger if he's seen me, idiot

Submitted on 2003-08-29 14:37:20 by random quote-adder-guy

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<BOYD1981> i don't follow ifiwatchthispeoplewillthinkihaveabiggerpenis so i wouldn't know
<BOYD1981> erm, i mean football

Submitted on 2003-08-29 17:28:33 by |Alky| [...]

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<agsking> roger cyber with m0ds in PM.
<Roger> agsking: maybe later

Submitted on 2003-08-29 19:41:13 by BOYD1981 [...]

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<BOYD1981> i had a dream about oral sex yesterday
<m0ds> hahahah
<m0ds> you were sucking dick?

Submitted on 2003-08-29 19:46:19 by Anonymous

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<RobertEric> Hold on, I'm looking for the 1/4 character...
<BOYD1981> alt+f4
<RobertEric> Alt+F+U+C+K
* Parts: m0ds (m0ds@m222-mp1.cvx1-a.swi.dial.ntli.net)
<Esseb> ¼
<RobertEric> LOL
* Joins: m0ds (m0ds@m222-mp1.cvx1-a.swi.dial.ntli.net)
<RobertEric> He tried it
* Roger sets mode: +o m0ds
<Esseb> alt-0188 ¼
<BOYD1981> wb
<m0ds> i cant believe i fell for that

Submitted on 2003-08-29 20:33:11 by Esseb [...]

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<Volvi> It's like we're in a badly written sitcom

Submitted on 2003-08-30 14:54:14 by X-x-X

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<squalman> here, 
* squalman lights a match.....
<squalman> *BOOOOOOOOOOM

Submitted on 2003-08-30 14:55:04 by X-x-X

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<BOYD1981> i think bash hate me
<BOYD1981> perhaps i should use linux and abuse small black jewish children
<BOYD1981> i wish they didn't remove timestamps from quotes
<BOYD1981> it's interesting to see during which hours the most rubbish is spoken
<BOYD1981> probably during the hours i'm online

Submitted on 2003-08-31 07:24:36 by Archangel (aka SoupDragon) [...]

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<[LGM]> Yes
<[LGM]> It doesn't matter
<[LGM]> So there
* magintz points fun at LGM coz he ares st00pid
* magintz runs around in a circle laughing
<[LGM]> j00 ares stoopid
* magintz cries
<magintz> :'(
<magintz> you dont play fair
<[LGM]> Do too
<magintz> do not
<[LGM]> You just play like a retard
<magintz> i'm telling on you!
<[LGM]> lol
* magintz runs off
<[LGM]> Go tell Mr. m0ds
<magintz> Mr m0ds me and LGM were playing somethin and he called me names, and poked me with a badger...
<m0ds> tell him to fuck off.

Submitted on 2003-08-31 12:28:02 by magintz [...]

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<RobertEric> I'm off to go get some dinner
* RobertEric is now known as RE_dumpster

Submitted on 2003-08-31 14:32:40 by Anonymous

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<magintz> if i were rich i'd buy mcdonalds, and then it would be ME who gets to wank in the burgers

Submitted on 2003-08-31 15:40:15 by magintz [...]

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<BOYD1981> well, i'm gonna head off to bed
<BOYD1981> and defrag
<BOYD1981> night
<[Archyangel]> hehe most people dream while they're asleep; boyd defrags his brain
<BOYD1981> the penis, it slaps you

Submitted on 2003-09-01 17:18:44 by |Alky| [...]

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<RobertEric>: I'm thankful I have a spare key hidden around my house for every lock, including my car key...
<m0ds>: is it like an adventure game RE?
<m0ds>: the key is hidden on the bare floor in the room which is locked where you're standing?

Submitted on 2003-09-03 14:40:33 by Roger

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<terranRICH> I want to get m0ds's permission and sell the soundtrack as a separate CD :P
<terranRICH> He'd get 60% of all profits
<terranRICH> Since it's his work
<BOYD1981> ask him when he's stoned and get him to agree to 0% of the profits :)
<terranRICH> lol

Submitted on 2003-09-04 10:28:29 by BOYD1981 [...]

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<BOYD1981> i'm losing it
* |Tier| pats BOYD1981 on the head and gives him a straight-jacket
<BOYD1981> don't they do them in blue?
<|Tier|> dunno
<BOYD1981> they should make smart straight-jackets with pictures of suits on the front
<|Tier|> ...
<[AJA]> cookie time...
<BOYD1981> so from a distance you might look like a sane person in a suit
<BOYD1981> that just happens to be biting somebody's nose off
<|Tier|> lol

Submitted on 2003-09-05 15:09:41 by BOYD1981 [...]

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<Bruised> Bluecup, roger and I broke up
<BlueCup> Bruised: Do you need a hug?
<terranRICH> !
<Bruised> Yes!

Submitted on 2003-09-05 23:51:47 by TerranRich [...]

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* [FIN]Seimu has joined #ags
<[FIN]Seimu> Has enyone seen spulaser
<[FIN]Seimu> anyone
* Al_Ninio points in the wrong direction
* [FIN]Seimu has left #ags
<Al_Ninio> muahaha
<Al_Ninio> I gave him the wrong direction
<Al_Ninio> I'm soooo evil

Submitted on 2003-09-06 09:14:17 by BOYD1981 [...]

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<magintz> rog do you speak german?
<Roger> magintz: ich spreche kein englisch
<magintz> well? do you?

Submitted on 2003-09-07 07:41:06 by magintz [...]

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<|Annie|> its a myth :P 
<magintz> like straight welshmen?
<|Annie|> there's no welshmen here ._. who you trying to insult maggie?
<magintz> rats, where is AGA when you need to insult him
<|Annie|> im not wasting welsh jokes while AGA isnt here ._. 
<magintz> someone save that for later
<|Annie|> yeah damn him ._. we cant insult him behind his back
<|Annie|> leave him a message through roger
* magintz shakes fists in the general direction of wales
<m0ds> lol

Submitted on 2003-09-08 15:19:41 by magintz [...]

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* magintz pieces his insantiy together
<magintz> why is it that there is always one piece missing, and it never is as it appears on the box

Submitted on 2003-09-10 11:25:02 by magintz [...]

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<BOYD1981> i find somebody that will have sex with me and she lives thousands of miles away

Submitted on 2003-09-10 15:42:31 by LGM [...]

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<VelEuro2004> m0ds...
<VelEuro2004> i have terrible new...
<VelEuro2004> s
<VelEuro2004> news
<m0ds> whats that vel?
<m0ds> you're leaving?
<m0ds> but thats great news!

Submitted on 2003-09-12 14:14:50 by Vel [...]

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<RobertEric> Say no
<RobertEric> And then say, I don't wanna
<[LGM]> no I have not
<BOYD1981> http://www.angelfire.com/un/eastkoast/badger.swf
<RobertEric> Now the rest...
<[LGM]> Thank you kind sir
<RobertEric> !!!
* [LGM] was kicked by RobertEric (Why must you disobey me?)
<Al_Ninio> Now wasn't that silly

Submitted on 2003-09-13 19:45:48 by Anonymous

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<Farlander> I need a pic of a babe in Bikini for a photoshop and all I get is pr0n!
<BOYD1981> I know where you can get a pic of a bebe in bikini :)
<Barcik> how about http://www.2dadventure.com/ags/Lore_aqualandia.jpg
<BOYD1981> XD
<Farlander> Eeeer... Barcik, you typed the URL very fast, do you have it in favourites? O_O
<Barcik> Eeeer...
*Barcik Runs

Submitted on 2003-09-15 10:51:07 by Nacho [...]

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<|Alky|Workin|> Heh, Minimi's making a 460 room game
<|Alky|Workin|> that's crazier than what I'm making
<CommaToes> that's about 459 more rooms than any game that I've made

Submitted on 2003-09-15 13:52:23 by Anonymous

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<Totoro> Roger, kiss me
* Roger feasts his eyes on Totoro 's lips
<Totoro> hahahaha
<magintz> rog spank me
* Roger pulls magintz over his knee and gets to work
<Totoro> Roger, kiss Vel 
<Roger> Totoro: maybe later
<|Tier|> :O
<Totoro> hahahahaha
<magintz> omg, roger
<Roger> I know, I too am impressed. Now let me pull my pants back up...
<magintz> jesus roger
<Roger> *sigh* Okay, fine.

Submitted on 2003-09-17 12:01:39 by magintz [...]

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<magintz> did you konw taht eevn if a wrod is selpt wonrg ppoeel sitll konw waht yuor syiang by the frsit and lsat ltetres

Submitted on 2003-09-17 15:21:38 by magintz [...]

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<shitar> this is the welcoming I receive
<remixor> whoa
<shitar> I should've seen this coming
<shitar> sigh
<shitar> whoa what?
<RobertEric> Yopu should realize, there aren't many people watching the room.  I'm going to bed, so that's one less.
<remixor> Yeah, and you should realize it too
<remixor> Don't worry about Yopu
<shitar> huh?
<shitar> whos yopu
<remixor> Don't worry about it, not important
<shitar> yes, sir.

Submitted on 2003-09-18 21:44:08 by remixor [...]

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<RobertEric> Wakka wakka
<RobertEric> I am very subtly making an ass of myself
<remixor> You're such an ass

Submitted on 2003-09-18 21:57:14 by remixor [...]

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<Capn_Tier> wee ^_^
<Capn_Tier> i mean
<Capn_Tier> arr!

Submitted on 2003-09-19 11:12:51 by Anonymous

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<RobertEric> Some say that headaches are caused from excessive blood to the brain
<BOYD1981> hmm, perhaps i should try get an erection then

Submitted on 2003-09-20 19:39:07 by remixor [...]

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<Vel> My quote has been added to tierra's testimonials page!!!111
<remixor> your life has meaning!

Submitted on 2003-09-21 06:37:17 by remixor [...]

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<Vel> Im gonna play the first game I ever made
<Al_Ninio> "piss people off on IRC", vel?

Submitted on 2003-09-21 10:11:51 by |Alky| [...]

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<|Annie|> if i start deleting unfunny quotes, there wont be any left ._.

Submitted on 2003-09-22 20:57:55 by BOYD1981 [...]

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[21:37:24] * Al_Ninio (blabla@ras2-p101.hfa.netvision.net.il) Quit (Quit: :~()

(Silence, and then...)

[21:42:41] * Al_Ninio (blabla@ras2-p101.hfa.netvision.net.il) has joined #ags
[21:42:50] <Al_Ninio> BLARGH.
[21:42:54] <terranRICH> And so I told him "Put down that poodle!"
[21:42:55] <terranRICH> LMAO
[21:43:01] <terranRICH> You missed my hilarious joke, Al!
[21:43:05] <terranRICH> Gal rather
[21:43:20] <Al_Ninio> K
[21:43:26] <terranRICH> ...
[21:43:29] <terranRICH> Right guys!?!?
[21:43:47] <remixor> AHHAAHAHHAAH
[21:43:49] <remixor> Oh man, Rich
[21:43:53] <remixor> you crack me up every time

Submitted on 2003-09-24 21:55:50 by TerranRich [...]

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<[TK]> mine sometimes start like, moving slowly right, then stop, and go an inch up very fast

<Flippy_D> ...
<Flippy_D> interesting
<Flippy_D> *cough*

<[TK]> I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MOUSE CURSOR!!!

Submitted on 2003-09-26 14:48:18 by ThunderStorm [...]

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<IbeX> it's all fun and games till someone goes home with 3 testicles

Submitted on 2003-09-28 06:51:06 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

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* femme points and laughs
* BOYD1981 pokes femme with a turkey drumstick
* femme has quit IRC (Read error: EOF from client)
<BOYD1981> fear the awesome might of turkey

Submitted on 2003-09-29 02:00:26 by BOYD1981 [...]

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* N3TGraph pokes flossy^ with some cheese
<flossy^> mm I love cheese
<|Tier|> cheese = me
<flossy^> I hate cheese

Submitted on 2003-09-30 14:39:23 by n3tgraph [...]

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<remixor> Never tried moose wars
<MillsJROSS> You're missing out ona classic
<Bruised> What's another classic he shouldn't miss out on?
<remixor> Here it comes...
<MillsJROSS> Ace Quest

Submitted on 2003-09-30 23:54:35 by remixor [...]

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<|Tier|> his mum saw his ding dong
<BOYD1981> Tier, it's more of a tick tock
<|Tier|> tic tac more like

Submitted on 2003-10-01 15:59:32 by LoveBone

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<BOYD1981> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
<DaveGilbert> thank you for that fascinating insight!
<Alky_D> Boyd, are you sure you don't teach biology?

Submitted on 2003-10-01 17:01:27 by l

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<remixor> My body has adjusted to my absurd sleep schedule
<N3TGraph> lol
<N3TGraph> are you deformed during that process? :P
<remixor> probably
<remixor> maybe my neck has sunk into my body
<remixor> since I"m always upright
<remixor> and never lying down

Submitted on 2003-10-02 04:01:57 by n3tgraph [...]

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<N3TGraph> it only got a 6.9
<N3TGraph> :(
<remixor> Totally underrated
<N3TGraph> indeed
<remixor> That movie was awesome
<N3TGraph> yeah
<N3TGraph> those foes
<femme|drawing> 6.9? >.< 
* femme|drawing feels a bit silly
<remixor> :P
<N3TGraph> were you thinking about pr0n again femme? ._.
<femme|drawing> ....
* femme|drawing runs

Submitted on 2003-10-02 04:20:09 by n3tgraph [...]

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<N3TGraph> do you have square-boobies femme?
<femme> 5x6 to be exact
<N3TGraph> cool

Submitted on 2003-10-02 04:47:03 by n3tgraph [...]

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<Vel> I am liked
<Al_Ninio> lol
<N3TGraph> lol

Submitted on 2003-10-02 05:16:02 by Al_Ninio [...]

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<BOYD1981> fuck, i just scratched my head and wondered where my hair was

Submitted on 2003-10-07 01:59:24 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]