Quote #101 - [-24]

<BOYD1981> my pubic hair never ends up in my bed, it's always strange places
<BOYD1981> i once opened a magazine and found a pubic hair

Submitted on 2003-10-07 02:09:37 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #102 - [-2]

<Vel> byebye
* Vel has quit IRC (Quit)
<Al_Ninio> OH YES!
* Al_Ninio parties

Submitted on 2003-10-11 16:33:07 by La Lore [...]

Quote #103 - [-23]

* magintz makes a clone
<magintz> bwahahahaha
* magintz1 has joined #ags
<magintz> hey!
<magintz1> hey!
<|Tier|> O_O
<magintz1> i am magintz 1
<magintz> exactly the same
<magintz1> as the original
<magintz> DAMN HE'S SO GOOD LOOKING
* magintz1 wonders if having sex with himself is considered an act of homosexuality or masturbation
* magintz consider's having sex with himself
<magintz1> hmmm....
* magintz kills magintz1 because he's hogging all the bandwidth
* magintz1 dies
* magintz1 has quit IRC (Quit: what a sad day for science)
<|Tier|> lol

Submitted on 2003-10-12 16:58:10 by magintz [...]

Quote #104 - [-14]

<Melia> It tried to drink out of the urinal, because I thought it was a sink

Submitted on 2003-10-12 22:52:06 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #105 - [22]

<Flippy_D> bluecup forget you suck
<BlueCup> Flippy_D: I forgot you suck

Submitted on 2003-10-14 14:57:21 by AgentLoaf

Quote #106 - [-16]

* Al_Ninio grins an evil grin
* BOYD1981 ejaculates on Al's face
<Al_Ninio> Yay
<Al_Ninio> Um
<Al_Ninio> HEY!
<BOYD1981> haha!

Submitted on 2003-10-15 21:46:48 by remixor [...]

Quote #107 - [7]

* femme hugs Al
* Al_Ninio mugs femme
<Al_Ninio> er
<Al_Ninio> *hugs!

Submitted on 2003-10-16 02:58:34 by remixor [...]

Quote #108 - [-7]

<remixor> Oh man, now I really want a sausage

Submitted on 2003-10-16 06:11:09 by BruisedWeasel [...]

Quote #109 - [-20]

<Melia> roger orgy
<Roger> You're in one
<Farlander> Eeer... I don´t want to be in an orgy with melia and Femme
* femme plays around with the smileys
<femme> neither
<Melia> Femme, you slut
<femme> :o
<femme> :'(
* BOYD1981 chucks a disused hymen at femme
* Melia realises she should be nicer to femme
* Farlander lols

Submitted on 2003-10-16 07:06:46 by Nacho [...]

Quote #110 - [-33]

<Ghormak> 8 months, 29 days and 23 hours to go, darling
<Vel> Ghormak: you are pregnant?

Submitted on 2003-10-16 09:37:02 by Vel [...]

Quote #111 - [-14]

<ShatteredSponge> roger Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!
<Roger> ShatteredSponge: maybe later
<ShatteredSponge> Alright then, I look forward to it.

Submitted on 2003-10-16 13:15:09 by not_me...

Quote #112 - [-6]

<m0ds-stoning> smilies: the ability of expression without expression

Submitted on 2003-10-16 16:25:55 by ori_

Quote #113 - [-3]

<BOYD1981> last time i was in scotland i spent ages playing with my cousin's daughter
<BOYD1981> while drunk
<BOYD1981> i think she was only 4

Submitted on 2003-10-18 03:18:49 by Al_Ninio [...]

Quote #114 - [7]

<Melia> roger, seen boyd1981? I'm in need of a person more losery than me.
<Roger> Melia: I haven't seen 'boyd1981? i'm in need of a person more losery than me.'
<Melia> well then..
<Melia> Roger seen any big cocks lately?
<Roger> Melia: I haven't seen 'any big cocks lately'

Submitted on 2003-10-20 00:55:40 by apers

Quote #115 - [-32]

<BOYD1981> mmm, armpits
<Eggie> I could really do with a kebab now!
<Dragonrose> brb
<Anneh> unh not me ._.
<Anneh> in fact its time to go gome :p so BYEBYE
<BOYD1981> bye
* Anneh has quit IRC (Quit: Something's come up...I'll get back to you.)
<Eggie> She went gome!
<Eggie> And her peet Elephant's gone!
<BOYD1981> that's because she's crazy
<Eggie> *pet
<BOYD1981> she overfed it
<Eggie> hee hee
<BOYD1981> or maybe she left it too long to remember this time
<Eggie> Heh.
<BOYD1981> or maybe i stole it and hid it in my garden disguised as a daisy
* Ginny says bye bye
<BOYD1981> or maybe it was blasted in to space in an attempt to be the first elephant in space
<BOYD1981> bye
<Eggie> Bye
<Ginny> rofl, space elepahant :D

Submitted on 2003-10-20 17:37:18 by Eggie [...]

Quote #116 - [2]

<magintz> TIM is amazing, how you can get so much pleasure from something like that, and I didn't have to pay anything for TIM, thanks to m0ds' recommendation
<hotspot15> TIM?
<magintz> The Incredible Machine

Submitted on 2003-10-23 14:56:57 by magintz [...]

Quote #117 - [2]

<agsking> roger acro
<Roger> Your letters are: ASS   90 seconds starts now. PM me your entries, consisting of 3 words, each starting with the corresponding letter. 'Roger acro rules' for info. NOTE: This is a short acronym, therefore only ONE ENTRY PER PERSON is allowed for this round.

Submitted on 2003-10-24 19:43:26 by BOYD1981 [...]

Quote #118 - [1]

* Esseb has joined #ags
* L sets mode: +o Esseb
<Roger> TEH DEVILL!!!111!!
<BOYD1981> no roger, that's esseb

Submitted on 2003-10-28 01:45:25 by BOYD1981 [...]

Quote #119 - [-25]

<BOYD1981> i'm gonna have to put some clothes on again, my testicles are getting cold
<BOYD1981> i don't want my nice bollocks becoming ice blocks

Submitted on 2003-10-29 01:56:50 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #120 - [11]

<Hotspot15> how do you stop a animation?
<Flippy_D> hit it with a brick

Submitted on 2003-10-29 14:36:11 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #121 - [19]

<Eggie> Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to becoming a computer programmer.
<|Tier|> computer programmer leads to bill gates
<Eggie> EEK!
<Hotspot15> I wanna be a computer programmer
<magintz> or in BOYDs case, fear leads to masturbation, hate leads to masturbation, anger leads to masturbatuion, and masturbaton leads to MORE masturbation
<EldKatt> heh
<Eggie> Hee hee, funny.
<|Tier|> MORE masturbation leads to BOYD
* Hotspot15 is teh kinky
<|Annie|> heee
<|Tier|> its a never ending circle

Submitted on 2003-10-29 15:31:16 by magintz [...]

Quote #122 - [-8]

<Flippy_D> Roger tell Visti Weird is an argument on whether purple daffodils and dwarf armadillos should mate or remain in a strictly platonic relationship while being overseen by Big Brother which is comprised of a talking toaster, a radioactive chupacabra, a plate of tagliatelle, and a cigar smoking, three winged, fuzzy eared, 10 foot penguin cyclops.

Submitted on 2003-10-29 18:52:51 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #123 - [0]

* CountEggula falls asleep and has a lovely dream
* FarlyKruegger kills CountEggula
<FarlyKruegger> hahaha!
* |SPOTELETOR| kills .... ._.!!!!!!
<FarlyKruegger> o/
<FarlyKruegger> Anniemal has no pet!
<CountEggula> Count Dracula ALWAYS comes back!
* CountEggula has left #ags

Submitted on 2003-10-31 10:39:32 by Nacho [...]

Quote #124 - [-6]

<femme|smileys> vel, why do YOU make games then?
<femme|smileys> To boost your oversized ego?
<Vel> yup
<femme|smileys> :o
<AgentLoaf> ??
* AgentLoaf prods.
<AgentLoaf> is this the real Vel?

Submitted on 2003-11-01 06:36:31 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #125 - [5]

[03:05] <[Layabout]> i'm going to make a game about a penis...
[03:05] <Vel> Include me

Submitted on 2003-11-01 14:06:49 by AgentLoaf

Quote #126 - [-3]

<m0ds> dont tell me, it features aliens doesnt it. its always fucking ALIENS with the x files.
<m0ds> if they want aliens, I give them Liverpool.

Submitted on 2003-11-01 17:51:46 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #127 - [1]

<[Jimi]> i don't like using a mouse
<[Jimi]> i find a hamster easier
<AgentLoaf> what luck! i happen to have a spare USB hamster right here.

Submitted on 2003-11-02 12:35:59 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #128 - [4]

* risc-poorkie introduced Melia to BOYD1981s arse
<Melia> Hello, Boyd's ass
* Melia shakes hands with boyd's ass
<Melia> Boyd's ass, you've got a bit of chocolate on your cheek

Submitted on 2003-11-02 12:36:17 by poorkie

Quote #129 - [8]

<risc-poorkie> omfg g0dz0rz this girls has a webcam in #evan-cam  , she's nude
<|Alkaline|> really?

[14:50:17] *** Now talking in #evan-cam

*** Joins: |Alkaline| (AK@ACB6BEBC.ipt.aol.com)
<|Alkaline|> crap
<risc-poorkie> APRIL FOOLS
<risc-poorkie> haha :oD
<|Alkaline|> asswipe =P

Submitted on 2003-11-03 19:07:07 by poorkie

Quote #130 - [-6]

<^Migs^> I bet annie's like, some gothic chick

Submitted on 2003-11-04 16:59:59 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #131 - [-20]

<|Snake|> damned weasle
<Bruised> damned snake
<|Snake|> damned boyd
<remixor> damned roger
<Roger> remixor: huh?

Submitted on 2003-11-04 22:50:26 by Anonymous

Quote #132 - [0]

<Vel> Barcik!
<Vel> Whats the progress with the coding?
<Barcik> Slow but steady
<Vel> How much of it have you got programmed in percents?
<Barcik> No comment :P
<Barcik> Damned sneaky press

Submitted on 2003-11-06 10:13:39 by Barcik [...]

Quote #133 - [-17]

<|Tier|> if you ignore it, it will go away
* |Tier| ignores m0ds
* m0ds has left #ags

Submitted on 2003-11-06 15:00:51 by Matt Frith [...]

Quote #134 - [-9]

<Roger> Femme and Gal sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage, than comes Squalman with righteous judgement and hellfire!!

Submitted on 2003-11-07 03:37:08 by Anonymous

Quote #135 - [-2]

<Obi-Leo> who made roger in the first place?
<MiezFlashin> god
<Obi-Leo> who made god?
* CJ has joined #ags

Submitted on 2003-11-08 14:52:17 by bawm

Quote #136 - [-24]

<remixor> yo
<ShatteredSponge> lo remixor
* ShatteredSponge scratches remixor
<remixor> Er...
* Melia sniffs remixor
* Melia humps remix's leg
* remixor edges away from sponge and melia...
* ErsatzYak humps remixor's elbow.
<remixor> Would someone care to explain what the fuck is going on?
* ShatteredSponge humps remixors face
<Melia> DOG PILE!!
<remixor> ARghggggg!
* ErsatzYak tries to hump remixor's neck and gets a very confused look on his face.
<remixor> Damn you, Yak!

Submitted on 2003-11-09 06:55:48 by remixor [...]

Quote #137 - [14]

<BigJKO> What color was the mango?
<Al_Ninio> Now that's just stupid.

Submitted on 2003-11-09 14:55:38 by Eggie [...]

Quote #138 - [-4]

<Hotspot15> god dam... someone speak to me please!11
<Vel> hotspot
<remixor> ouch

Submitted on 2003-11-10 10:31:40 by remixor [...]

Quote #139 - [1]

<Obi-Leo> its funny how you never see dolly parton and vel in the same room... make you think

Submitted on 2003-11-10 11:27:31 by Zorro ^_^

Quote #140 - [-5]

<Visti> I hate shaving pubes.

Submitted on 2003-11-11 13:32:11 by Eggie [...]

Quote #141 - [11]

<Yufster> Well I'm busy. And I mean reallllllll busy. So I can't gaurantee I'll be the fastest person on this, Vel
<Yufster> For like a week
<|Alky|> What are you doing, Yufster?
<Yufster> Alks, got a bunch of projects to hand in, an exam, gotta finish BR by sunday (And for real this time because the minimarket is on Sunday) and then...
<Yufster> I gotta somehow label 50 CDs, set up a display stand for Sunday, SOMEHOW arrange sleeping arrangements 
<Yufster> Then I gotta read bunchesssss of books and do research on Michael Collins by thursday, since I'm playing him in a reconstruction of the time when he came back after signing the treaty..
<Yufster> And what else? Oh yes, make a dress, plait some stuff for the dress, do some designs for the dress..
<Flippy_D> that's nothing.
<Flippy_D> I have to install XP.

Submitted on 2003-11-15 16:19:37 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #142 - [6]

<Roger> Hello Dickfart!
<BOYD1981> it's impossible to fart through your dick
<EldKatt> yes, Boyd.
<BOYD1981> there's no way of directing air through it
<EldKatt> no, Boyd.
<BOYD1981> i've tried
<EldKatt> it does not surprise me, Boyd.

Submitted on 2003-11-18 14:53:06 by |Alky| [...]

Quote #143 - [7]

<CommaToes> Roger, random
<Roger> shut up CommaToes, you idiot
<CommaToes> :o

Submitted on 2003-11-19 02:01:37 by Doctor Awesome

Quote #144 - [-1]

<Yufster> Dr Fred sounds like Max. I think they're the sam
<Yufster> Er, same
<Yufster> Person

Submitted on 2003-11-27 11:43:55 by EldKatt [...]

Quote #145 - [2]

<Al_Ninio> roger you smell good.
* Al_Ninio was kicked by Roger (No, YOU smell!)

Submitted on 2003-11-27 20:55:33 by Anonymous

Quote #146 - [8]

<BOYD1981> yeh, my penis is kinda disabled right now

Submitted on 2003-12-10 01:28:02 by TerranRich [...]

Quote #147 - [-7]

<BOYD1981> how do you make poser porn without a penis?
<terranRICH> i never pay attn to the male's nudity
<terranRICH> Well, if you must know, the penis can be disabled
<terranRICH> In Michael 3.0 it's a separate character altogether
<terranRICH> I keep them disabled so they don't poke through pants and such
<BOYD1981> yeh, my penis is kinda disabled right now

Submitted on 2003-12-10 01:28:48 by TerranRich [...]

Quote #148 - [-4]

*Flippy_D has joined #AGS
<Flippy_D> There's something comforting about IRC.
<BluePot> Flippy_D, God asked me to tell you 'Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, cuz you eat worms.'
<Flippy_D> oh.
<scotch> yep, comforting indeed
* Flippy_D shoots himself

Submitted on 2003-12-14 15:06:21 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #149 - [-5]

* Petteri- eats a mandarin
* BOYD1981 pulls down his trousers
<Obi-Leo> oh GOD!!!!
* Obi-Leo throws up
<BOYD1981> it ain't god, but it's close
* BOYD1981 slaps everyone around a bit with his dong of justice
<|Annie|> a mandarin ^_^
* |Annie| wants a mandarin ._.
<BOYD1981> hang on, did you just compare my penis to a mandarin then say you wanted a "mandarin" ?

Submitted on 2003-12-16 12:35:48 by Pet Terry [...]

Quote #150 - [-28]

* ShatteredSponge shouts more until people agree with him

Submitted on 2003-12-16 16:06:02 by I_THOUGHT_THIS_WAS_SCREAMINGLY_HILARIOUS