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Quote #151 - Vote this quote up[6]Vote this quote down

<obi-leo> my pc froze
<obi-leo> for no apparant reason
<ShatteredSponge> Wow.
<ShatteredSponge> You better call SETI.
<obi-leo> is seti that ET thing?
<^Migs^> search for extraterrestrial intelligence?
<ShatteredSponge> nYes.
<^Migs^> that was one of the wonders in Civilization, wasn't it?
<AnnieisSortaOk> yes ._. we dont have enough of it on earth
* AnnieisSortaOk starts a search for extra-AGS intelligence

Submitted on 2003-12-17 12:08:17 by I_THOUGHT_THIS_WAS_SCREAMINGLY_HILARIOUS

Quote #152 - Vote this quote up[-22]Vote this quote down

* ShatteredSponge stops Turkie from typing, magically
<Turkie> .....
<Turkie> .....
<Turkie> ....
<Turkie> ...
* ShatteredSponge stops Turkie from typing elipses, with a big knife

Submitted on 2003-12-17 16:54:33 by Eggie [...]

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<BOYD1981> these people know nothing of beard ownership
<BOYD1981> you don't get to have a beard by shaving
<Neccy> lol beard ownership , maybe gonna be the next lord of the ring sequal - the ownership of the beards

Submitted on 2003-12-18 20:13:35 by Necro [...]

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* Neccy has quit IRC (Quit: BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER)
<[lay]> i wish someone would kill neccy
<BOYD1981> but then we wouldn't have a quotes ste
<BOYD1981> ite
<BOYD1981> sit
<BOYD1981> e
<BOYD1981> ARSE

Submitted on 2003-12-19 10:59:45 by Pet Terry [...]

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<ShatteedSponge> Maybe my personality is merely inredibly jovial, Vel.
<ShatteedSponge> DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT!?
<Vel> inredibly jovial,
<Vel> 0_0
<Vel> could you please explain that?
<ShatteedSponge> Fine, inCredibly; I missed a single letter, why don't you just HANG me for it?
<Vel> I dont know th3e meaning of jovial
<Vel> but Id hang you nevertheless
<ShatteedSponge> rog define jovial
<Roger> 'jovial': http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jovial
<Vel> Ah 
<Vel> like gay
<ShatteedSponge> Yes.
<ShatteedSponge> Just like gay.

Submitted on 2003-12-21 13:33:16 by Vel [...]

Quote #156 - Vote this quote up[-19]Vote this quote down

Vel	and I was wondering whether you'd play my game
Vel	..?
SSH	which one?
Vel	WWTLF
Vel	recess is crap

Submitted on 2003-12-22 09:21:42 by SSH [...]

Quote #157 - Vote this quote up[6]Vote this quote down

<ShatteredSponge> Where in England do you pln on cumming, DeeG?
<r0g_update> ike is cool
<ShatteredSponge> Nyes.
<DGMacphee> London cause my Dad is there
<ShatteredSponge> Ah.
<r0g_update> i smell viina!
<ShatteredSponge> Well, I'm nowhere near London, so you'll have to cum pretty hard.

Submitted on 2003-12-23 19:01:06 by Hinders [...]

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<Roger> cornjob was last seen on #ags 317 days, 13 hours ago stating: see you soon-- or will I?

Submitted on 2003-12-25 07:26:41 by BOYD1981 [...]

Quote #159 - Vote this quote up[-4]Vote this quote down

<femme>	I need tea.
<BruisedWeasel>	itsy bitsy hockey

Submitted on 2003-12-26 04:26:04 by BruisedWeasel [...]

Quote #160 - Vote this quote up[-1]Vote this quote down

<Sully>	Wisconsin.

Submitted on 2003-12-26 04:26:43 by BruisedWeasel [...]

Quote #161 - Vote this quote up[12]Vote this quote down

FarlanderIn fact, Def´s and femme´s avatar are lovely... Not like the ugly guy Vel has in his...

Submitted on 2003-12-31 06:50:09 by Anonymous

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<veryweirdguy> hotshit - the books?
<Hotspot15>yes!
<Hotspot15>they are so cool!
<veryweirdguy>*hotshot
<veryweirdguy>worst
<veryweirdguy>typo
<veryweirdguy>ever

Submitted on 2003-12-31 08:16:00 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

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<Farlander> Thanks to the Indy´s DVD collection I know now that duck is not just the bird! It is also a movement!

Submitted on 2004-01-01 18:18:59 by Meowster [...]

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<Farlander> shit... that dictionary explains the words that I slightly understand with words that I don´t understand at all...

Submitted on 2004-01-01 18:21:42 by Meowster [...]

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<RobertEric> You should talk more
<RobertEric> It's like that weird guy in the trenchcoat at the back of the room that never speaks and has a gun-shaped bulge beneath the coat...
<shbazjinkens> but, if he's like rob, that bulge is actually something much worse, and more disturbing

Submitted on 2004-01-05 08:45:56 by shbaz [...]

Quote #166 - Vote this quote up[-9]Vote this quote down

* Vel has joined #ags
<shbazjinkens> vel say something funny, the quotesfile database is looking a little dry on content lately
<Vel> FoY is released!!!
<shbazjinkens> what does that mean?
<Vel> something funny
<shbazjinkens> i don't know the acronym
<Vel> Fountain of youth dammit
<shbazjinkens> oh
<shbazjinkens> so, is my ignorance funny?
<Vel> yes teh funniest thing evah1!!!!111
* shbazjinkens sighs and stabs himself in the face

Submitted on 2004-01-05 09:03:58 by shbaz [...]

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<Sully> Everyone just assumes you're a guy, unless it says otherwise in your name, or you tell us otherwise.
<Flippy_D> everyone freaks because these are almost exclusively men
<Flippy_D> except annie, but she's frigid, trust me on this
<Flippy_D> anyone quote me on that? I kill them.

Submitted on 2004-01-06 19:36:51 by SNITCH!!!

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<HappyHobo> i gots me a new pair of pants
<Sully> panties, you mean, right?
<Sully> jk
<femme> down with pants!
<Sully> up with skirts!

Submitted on 2004-01-06 21:46:20 by Anonymous

Quote #169 - Vote this quote up[23]Vote this quote down

<Vel> bluecup seen A|G|A
<BlueCup> A|G|A was last seen on #ags 6 hours, 35 minutes and 11 seconds ago, saying: Hail. [Fri Jan  9 02:45:13 2004]
<Flippy_D> oh, no!
<Flippy_D> now you've called him!
<Farlander> AGA is nazi?
<Flippy_D> we're all nazis
* |Annie| has joined #ags
* L sets mode: +o |Annie|
<|Annie|> ._. lo

Submitted on 2004-01-09 09:27:13 by Flippy_D [...]

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<Flippy_D> bet you I can beat you at freestyle insult swordfighting
* Flippy_D assumes the stance of the monkey
<Inkoddi> me too
<Sully> yeah, more than likely.
<Flippy_D> dammit.
* Sully assumes the stance of the hick/drunk wisconsinite.
<Flippy_D> ...
<Flippy_D> nothing changed
<Sully> yeah, I know.

Submitted on 2004-01-09 19:26:40 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #171 - Vote this quote up[-9]Vote this quote down

<Inkoddi> I have a problem pronouncing shbazjinkens...
<Inkoddi> I'm only 15
<shbazjinkens> then don't pronounce it
<shbazjinkens> what, do you read IRC out loud?

Submitted on 2004-01-10 19:42:03 by Anonymous

Quote #172 - Vote this quote up[-11]Vote this quote down

<SSH> I love S&M. I like Sam & MAx too

Submitted on 2004-01-12 09:46:31 by shbaz [...]

Quote #173 - Vote this quote up[11]Vote this quote down

<Vel> I like s&m for example
<SSH> I love S&M. I like Sam & MAx too

Submitted on 2004-01-12 09:47:53 by shbaz [...]

Quote #174 - Vote this quote up[29]Vote this quote down

<CUG> so so so... are you guys making some games currently?
<sedriss> im working on one.
<sedriss> just started.
<Farlander> me too... and my programmer is finishing another...
<Farlander> I am an artist, we could say
<CUG> great! So, is that a conventional adventure game or do you try exploiting AGS powers in some new kind of multi-event game ?
<sedriss> im making a pinball game

Submitted on 2004-01-13 06:55:55 by Nacho [...]

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<sedriss> i hate adventure games
* sedriss stabs Jackhammer
* Jackhammer throws acid in sedriss' face
* Jackhammer sticks a soldering iron through his eye
* sedriss takes the acid and runs around giggeling
* Jackhammer knocks sedriss' head off with a baseball bat
<^Migs^> you know what, I hate adventure games too
<^Migs^> I think they're stupid
* Jackhammer sets his gaze on ^Migs^

Submitted on 2004-01-13 17:18:35 by shbaz [...]

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<magintz> in my previous life i think i was some form of plague

Submitted on 2004-01-13 17:37:46 by the_truth_about_magintz

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<magintz> bluecup seen roger
<BlueCup> roger was last seen on #ags 215 days, 19 hours, 36 minutes and 14 seconds ago, saying: no i don't! [Sun Jan 11 20:27:35 2004]
<magintz> bluecup seen rog
<BlueCup> rog was last seen on #ags 227 days, 14 hours, 23 minutes and 51 seconds ago, saying: sets mode +o: RobertEric [Wed Dec 31 01:40:03 2003]
<magintz> bluecup seen rogie
<BlueCup> I haven't seen 'rogie', magintz
<magintz> hmm
<magintz> Typical, you can never trust a liquid container for information
<Arasanime> lol

Submitted on 2004-01-14 16:07:32 by magintz [...]

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<BOYD1981> and idiot can outsmart a clever person any day
<BOYD1981> i'm so used to it i can't even tell if i'm outsmarting people anymore

Submitted on 2004-01-14 22:48:14 by shbaz [...]

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<|Tier|>  _     _____         _     _____  _____   ____
<|Tier|> | |   |  _  |       | |   |  _  ||  _  | |  __|
<|Tier|> | |   | |_| |       | |   | | | || |_| | | |_
<|Tier|> | |   |  _  |       | |   | | | ||    _| |  _|
<|Tier|> | |   | | | |       | |   | | | || |   | |
<|Tier|> | |__ | | | | _____ | |__ | |_| || |   | |__
<|Tier|> |____||_| |_||_____||____||_____||_|  \_||____|
<La_Lore> lol
<|Tier|> :)

Submitted on 2004-01-15 14:48:56 by La Lore [...]

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<magintz> look what I did with my spare time :)
<magintz>             '
<magintz>             n        _
<magintz> ¦¬)_|======k------( |
<magintz>  -u--       | B====-
<magintz>      |======k-------(_|
<Hotspot15> wtf is that
<magintz> turn your head
<Inkoddi> another of your "gadgets", magintz?
<Obi-Leo> a man on stilts?
<Inkoddi> Helm?
<hotspot|fatman> bbl
<|Tier|> brb
<magintz> what did i say?
<magintz> oh wait..........

Submitted on 2004-01-16 11:00:41 by magintz [...]

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<ShatteredSponge> Well, just you and me, m0ds.
<ShatteredSponge> And whoever else is here.
* Flippy_D waves
<ShatteredSponge> Oh, god...
<Flippy_D> :D
<m0ds> yey playing fatman
<ShatteredSponge> Guess that means just me and Flippy.
<ShatteredSponge> ...
* ShatteredSponge has quit IRC (Quit)

Submitted on 2004-01-16 18:55:48 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #182 - Vote this quote up[-11]Vote this quote down

<Jackhammer> hehe.. i always wonder if people ask how someone else is doing just so they can point out something horrible that happened to them before
<Jackhammer> "how are you jack?" "good, you?" "well I did just lose my virginity to a transvestite before watching my family be murdered before my eyes by my four year old cousin with a chainsaw, but aside from that, peachy"

Submitted on 2004-01-16 19:20:21 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #183 - Vote this quote up[23]Vote this quote down

<|Tier|> im doing IT coursework :P
<|Tier|> and listening to The Police
<Unhotspot15> :O
<Unhotspot15> you have a scanner?
<|Tier|> yesh
<Unhotspot15> twat
<|Tier|> :(
<Unhotspot15> how you get that
* danta has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<|Tier|> got it for christmas about 4 years ago :) 
<Unhotspot15> I've been on the police channels before on a walkie talkie, but I dont know the freq.
<|Tier|> oh no
<|Tier|> not listening to the police
<|Tier|> i mean the band ^__^

Submitted on 2004-01-17 08:55:58 by Nacho [...]

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<Yufster> I'm half 
<Yufster> english
<Yufster> So every time we do history I sit at the back of class, like smiegal or however you spell his name...
<Yufster> WE WANT OUR POTATOES!! Nooo! They're MINE!!! GIVE THEM TO MEE!!! Noo! No... English wouldn't HURT anyone... THEY BELONG TO IRELAND!! GIVE!!! No!!! ....My Preciouses...
<Yufster> It's like being born with a good side and an evil side
<Yufster> Except imagine that the good side is also evi

Submitted on 2004-01-18 16:57:12 by shbaz [...]

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<Inkoddi> DCC++ thingy is working
<Farlander> so... send me that porn Inkoddi
<Inkoddi> I haev no porn on teh computer
<Inkoddi> *hard drive
<Farlander> why?
<Inkoddi> cds
<Farlander> Lol

Submitted on 2004-01-18 18:14:39 by Nacho [...]

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<BOYD1981> 6.99 for a burger?
<BOYD1981> isn't that a bit much?
<Yufster> I was kinda exaggerating
<Yufster> But it's really annoying going places to eat and all the vegetarian food is like E3 more expensive than EVERYTHING ELSE
<Yufster> Damn I wanna eat meat
* RobertEric zips his fly down

Submitted on 2004-01-20 17:34:13 by Meowster [...]

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<Hotspot15> Im out of new song slots :(
<Hotspot15> my music collection is almost as big as my p3nish
<|Tier|> 1 inch?

Submitted on 2004-01-22 10:57:04 by Nacho [...]

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* [FIN]Seimu has joined #ags
<Roger> QUIT STALKING ME!
* [FIN]Seimu has left #ags

Submitted on 2004-01-23 03:56:58 by Ginny [...]

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<Yufster> I don't know why but Indiana Jones reminds me of George Lucas
<Inkoddi> He reminds me of Harrison Ford

Submitted on 2004-01-24 15:59:50 by My name isn't Nick, you asshole

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<Olivia> but the chikans and ducks had a fite with a fox and the fox won

Submitted on 2004-01-24 17:24:55 by Olivia

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<Olivia> My sister wants me to remind you, for some obscure reason, that when I was four years old I squeezed a rabbit to death. Officially it was declared 'death by love'. I hugged it to death.
<Olivia> As she puts it, "I really loved him that much"
<Olivia> I was like Moira from Pinky and the Brain, except imagine that the brain was all over the carpet

Submitted on 2004-01-24 17:27:24 by Olivia

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<m0ds> wb
<Jackhammer> thanks mods 
<m0ds> np
<Jackhammer> i wish everything could be communicated with a mere two letters. ;) 
<m0ds> m2

Submitted on 2004-01-24 19:16:19 by shbaz [...]

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* Inkoddi 's PC is home-built
<Inkoddi> MX?
<Inkoddi> Ti?
<Ginny> cool, did you build it yourself?
<Ginny> ;)
<Inkoddi> me and my dad
<Inkoddi> it's one of those little ones
<Inkoddi> t(the PC, not the dad)
<Ginny> lol!

Submitted on 2004-01-28 13:24:15 by Ginny [...]

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<Ginny> hmm, the BGnE dl doesnt work :
<Inkoddi> BGnE?
<Inkoddi> begone?

Submitted on 2004-01-28 13:28:17 by Ginny [...]

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<Ginny> what about your mags game, spotty?
<Hotspot15> what MAGS game?
<Hotspot15> wha?
<Ginny> the one with robotic speech, 6 rooms, an easter eggs, called "krap quest" I believe
<Inkoddi> yeah, wha?
<Inkoddi> hindersh's...
<Hotspot15> ._,
<Hotspot15> thats not mine
<Ginny> wha?
<Ginny> wha?
<Ginny> wha?
<Ginny> oh...
<Ginny> umm
<Ginny> !
<Inkoddi> THAT's HINDERSH'S GAME!!111 :)

Submitted on 2004-01-28 15:05:28 by Ginny [...]

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<Yufster> Well personally if I was hitting Indiana Jones and he was grinning, I'd want to hit him even more, and a lot harder
<Yufster> Until he stopped grinning
<Davy_Malay> The grin thing says to me "oh, think you're hard, eh, well wait till you feel THIS..."
<Yufster> It says to me, "Shit, I made the wrong facial expression when he threw a fake punch. Now it'll look dumb if I change it all of a sudden"
<Davy_Malay> well, yeah. That too.

Submitted on 2004-01-28 19:47:40 by Meowster [...]

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[17:43] <BOYD1981> hmm, i need to find something to do
[17:43] <BOYD1981> before this boredom drives me mad
[17:44] * Ginny is now known as Boredom
[17:44] <Boredom> Muahahah
[17:44] * Boredom is now known as Ginnt
[17:45] <Hotspot15> ginnt  :p

Submitted on 2004-01-30 13:31:39 by Ginny [...]

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<Gleep> [17:43] <BOYD1981> hmm, i need to find something to do
<Gleep> [17:43] <BOYD1981> before this boredom drives me mad
<Gleep> [17:44] * Ginny is now known as Boredom
<Gleep> [17:44] <Boredom> Muahahah
<Gleep> [17:44] * Boredom is now known as Ginnt
<Gleep> [17:45] <Hotspot15> ginnt  :p
<Gleep> woops...
* Gleep dies
* Hindersh goes on a quest
<Hotspot15> ?
<Gleep> that was..
<Gleep> an aciident..

Submitted on 2004-01-30 13:34:39 by Ginny [...]

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YufsterChan: I boiled my shirt in a pot of  bleachy water, and it went all over the kitchen and I forgot it was cooking so when I went back there was half crisp, half liquid thingy in the pot
YufsterChan: I didn't know the shirt was plastic, or whatever it was
YufsterChan: Anyway I assumed that if one shirt was plastic, the other definitely was not, because what the hell would anybody want with TWO plastic shirts?
YufsterChan: So I went to iron it, and it stuck to the iron 
YufsterChan: And when I finally got the iron off, the rest of the shirt was on fire and dripping over the carpet
YufsterChan: So now I have no shirt for work tomorrow, I have an iron with plastic all over the iron part, I have a carpet covered in off-white plastic drips, and a kitchen covered in boiled-over bleach water and a pot full of melted plastic
YufsterChan: When the hell did they start making shirts plastic?
YufsterChan: I thought it said 100 percent cotton on the label
Merkvurdiliebe: the shirt lied
YufsterChan: Oh wait.
YufsterChan: What's Polystyrene?
Merkvurdigliebe: Plastic
YufsterChan: Oh.
YufsterChan: Well, I can see how I made that mistake
YufsterChan: I can't believe it's not cotton!

Submitted on 2004-01-31 01:32:55 by Anonymous

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* Vel does air guitar
* PhilRoberts2004 does Vel
* PhilRoberts2004 has quit IRC (Quit)
<ErsatzYak> Well, that was a Wham, Bam, Thank you ma'am if I ever saw one.

Submitted on 2004-01-31 06:50:06 by Ginny [...]