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Quote #151 - [6]
<obi-leo> my pc froze <obi-leo> for no apparant reason <ShatteredSponge> Wow. <ShatteredSponge> You better call SETI. <obi-leo> is seti that ET thing? <^Migs^> search for extraterrestrial intelligence? <ShatteredSponge> nYes. <^Migs^> that was one of the wonders in Civilization, wasn't it? <AnnieisSortaOk> yes ._. we dont have enough of it on earth * AnnieisSortaOk starts a search for extra-AGS intelligence
Submitted on 2003-12-17 12:08:17 by I_THOUGHT_THIS_WAS_SCREAMINGLY_HILARIOUS
Quote #152 - [-22]
* ShatteredSponge stops Turkie from typing, magically <Turkie> ..... <Turkie> ..... <Turkie> .... <Turkie> ... * ShatteredSponge stops Turkie from typing elipses, with a big knife
Submitted on 2003-12-17 16:54:33 by Eggie [...]
Quote #153 - [-2]
<BOYD1981> these people know nothing of beard ownership <BOYD1981> you don't get to have a beard by shaving <Neccy> lol beard ownership , maybe gonna be the next lord of the ring sequal - the ownership of the beards
Submitted on 2003-12-18 20:13:35 by Necro [...]
Quote #154 - [14]
* Neccy has quit IRC (Quit: BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER) <[lay]> i wish someone would kill neccy <BOYD1981> but then we wouldn't have a quotes ste <BOYD1981> ite <BOYD1981> sit <BOYD1981> e <BOYD1981> ARSE
Submitted on 2003-12-19 10:59:45 by Pet Terry [...]
Quote #155 - [15]
<ShatteedSponge> Maybe my personality is merely inredibly jovial, Vel. <ShatteedSponge> DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT!? <Vel> inredibly jovial, <Vel> 0_0 <Vel> could you please explain that? <ShatteedSponge> Fine, inCredibly; I missed a single letter, why don't you just HANG me for it? <Vel> I dont know th3e meaning of jovial <Vel> but Id hang you nevertheless <ShatteedSponge> rog define jovial <Roger> 'jovial': http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jovial <Vel> Ah <Vel> like gay <ShatteedSponge> Yes. <ShatteedSponge> Just like gay.
Submitted on 2003-12-21 13:33:16 by Vel [...]
Quote #156 - [-19]
Vel and I was wondering whether you'd play my game Vel ..? SSH which one? Vel WWTLF Vel recess is crap
Submitted on 2003-12-22 09:21:42 by SSH [...]
Quote #157 - [6]
<ShatteredSponge> Where in England do you pln on cumming, DeeG? <r0g_update> ike is cool <ShatteredSponge> Nyes. <DGMacphee> London cause my Dad is there <ShatteredSponge> Ah. <r0g_update> i smell viina! <ShatteredSponge> Well, I'm nowhere near London, so you'll have to cum pretty hard.
Submitted on 2003-12-23 19:01:06 by Hinders [...]
Quote #158 - [6]
<Roger> cornjob was last seen on #ags 317 days, 13 hours ago stating: see you soon-- or will I?
Submitted on 2003-12-25 07:26:41 by BOYD1981 [...]
Quote #159 - [-4]
<femme> I need tea. <BruisedWeasel> itsy bitsy hockey
Submitted on 2003-12-26 04:26:04 by BruisedWeasel [...]
Quote #160 - [-1]
<Sully> Wisconsin.
Submitted on 2003-12-26 04:26:43 by BruisedWeasel [...]
Quote #161 - [12]
FarlanderIn fact, Def´s and femme´s avatar are lovely... Not like the ugly guy Vel has in his...
Submitted on 2003-12-31 06:50:09 by Anonymous
Quote #162 - [20]
<veryweirdguy> hotshit - the books? <Hotspot15>yes! <Hotspot15>they are so cool! <veryweirdguy>*hotshot <veryweirdguy>worst <veryweirdguy>typo <veryweirdguy>ever
Submitted on 2003-12-31 08:16:00 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]
Quote #163 - [-12]
<Farlander> Thanks to the Indy´s DVD collection I know now that duck is not just the bird! It is also a movement!
Submitted on 2004-01-01 18:18:59 by Meowster [...]
Quote #164 - [6]
<Farlander> shit... that dictionary explains the words that I slightly understand with words that I don´t understand at all...
Submitted on 2004-01-01 18:21:42 by Meowster [...]
Quote #165 - [10]
<RobertEric> You should talk more <RobertEric> It's like that weird guy in the trenchcoat at the back of the room that never speaks and has a gun-shaped bulge beneath the coat... <shbazjinkens> but, if he's like rob, that bulge is actually something much worse, and more disturbing
Submitted on 2004-01-05 08:45:56 by shbaz [...]
Quote #166 - [-9]
* Vel has joined #ags <shbazjinkens> vel say something funny, the quotesfile database is looking a little dry on content lately <Vel> FoY is released!!! <shbazjinkens> what does that mean? <Vel> something funny <shbazjinkens> i don't know the acronym <Vel> Fountain of youth dammit <shbazjinkens> oh <shbazjinkens> so, is my ignorance funny? <Vel> yes teh funniest thing evah1!!!!111 * shbazjinkens sighs and stabs himself in the face
Submitted on 2004-01-05 09:03:58 by shbaz [...]
Quote #167 - [-10]
<Sully> Everyone just assumes you're a guy, unless it says otherwise in your name, or you tell us otherwise. <Flippy_D> everyone freaks because these are almost exclusively men <Flippy_D> except annie, but she's frigid, trust me on this <Flippy_D> anyone quote me on that? I kill them.
Submitted on 2004-01-06 19:36:51 by SNITCH!!!
Quote #168 - [17]
<HappyHobo> i gots me a new pair of pants <Sully> panties, you mean, right? <Sully> jk <femme> down with pants! <Sully> up with skirts!
Submitted on 2004-01-06 21:46:20 by Anonymous
Quote #169 - [23]
<Vel> bluecup seen A|G|A <BlueCup> A|G|A was last seen on #ags 6 hours, 35 minutes and 11 seconds ago, saying: Hail. [Fri Jan 9 02:45:13 2004] <Flippy_D> oh, no! <Flippy_D> now you've called him! <Farlander> AGA is nazi? <Flippy_D> we're all nazis * |Annie| has joined #ags * L sets mode: +o |Annie| <|Annie|> ._. lo
Submitted on 2004-01-09 09:27:13 by Flippy_D [...]
Quote #170 - [-4]
<Flippy_D> bet you I can beat you at freestyle insult swordfighting * Flippy_D assumes the stance of the monkey <Inkoddi> me too <Sully> yeah, more than likely. <Flippy_D> dammit. * Sully assumes the stance of the hick/drunk wisconsinite. <Flippy_D> ... <Flippy_D> nothing changed <Sully> yeah, I know.
Submitted on 2004-01-09 19:26:40 by Flippy_D [...]
Quote #171 - [-9]
<Inkoddi> I have a problem pronouncing shbazjinkens... <Inkoddi> I'm only 15 <shbazjinkens> then don't pronounce it <shbazjinkens> what, do you read IRC out loud?
Submitted on 2004-01-10 19:42:03 by Anonymous
Quote #172 - [-11]
<SSH> I love S&M. I like Sam & MAx too
Submitted on 2004-01-12 09:46:31 by shbaz [...]
Quote #173 - [11]
<Vel> I like s&m for example <SSH> I love S&M. I like Sam & MAx too
Submitted on 2004-01-12 09:47:53 by shbaz [...]
Quote #174 - [29]
<CUG> so so so... are you guys making some games currently? <sedriss> im working on one. <sedriss> just started. <Farlander> me too... and my programmer is finishing another... <Farlander> I am an artist, we could say <CUG> great! So, is that a conventional adventure game or do you try exploiting AGS powers in some new kind of multi-event game ? <sedriss> im making a pinball game
Submitted on 2004-01-13 06:55:55 by Nacho [...]
Quote #175 - [-16]
<sedriss> i hate adventure games * sedriss stabs Jackhammer * Jackhammer throws acid in sedriss' face * Jackhammer sticks a soldering iron through his eye * sedriss takes the acid and runs around giggeling * Jackhammer knocks sedriss' head off with a baseball bat <^Migs^> you know what, I hate adventure games too <^Migs^> I think they're stupid * Jackhammer sets his gaze on ^Migs^
Submitted on 2004-01-13 17:18:35 by shbaz [...]
Quote #176 - [22]
<magintz> in my previous life i think i was some form of plague
Submitted on 2004-01-13 17:37:46 by the_truth_about_magintz
Quote #177 - [-13]
<magintz> bluecup seen roger <BlueCup> roger was last seen on #ags 215 days, 19 hours, 36 minutes and 14 seconds ago, saying: no i don't! [Sun Jan 11 20:27:35 2004] <magintz> bluecup seen rog <BlueCup> rog was last seen on #ags 227 days, 14 hours, 23 minutes and 51 seconds ago, saying: sets mode +o: RobertEric [Wed Dec 31 01:40:03 2003] <magintz> bluecup seen rogie <BlueCup> I haven't seen 'rogie', magintz <magintz> hmm <magintz> Typical, you can never trust a liquid container for information <Arasanime> lol
Submitted on 2004-01-14 16:07:32 by magintz [...]
Quote #178 - [0]
<BOYD1981> and idiot can outsmart a clever person any day <BOYD1981> i'm so used to it i can't even tell if i'm outsmarting people anymore
Submitted on 2004-01-14 22:48:14 by shbaz [...]
Quote #179 - [-19]
<|Tier|> _ _____ _ _____ _____ ____ <|Tier|> | | | _ | | | | _ || _ | | __| <|Tier|> | | | |_| | | | | | | || |_| | | |_ <|Tier|> | | | _ | | | | | | || _| | _| <|Tier|> | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | <|Tier|> | |__ | | | | _____ | |__ | |_| || | | |__ <|Tier|> |____||_| |_||_____||____||_____||_| \_||____| <La_Lore> lol <|Tier|> :)
Submitted on 2004-01-15 14:48:56 by La Lore [...]
Quote #180 - [12]
<magintz> look what I did with my spare time :) <magintz> ' <magintz> n _ <magintz> ¦¬)_|======k------( | <magintz> -u-- | B====- <magintz> |======k-------(_| <Hotspot15> wtf is that <magintz> turn your head <Inkoddi> another of your "gadgets", magintz? <Obi-Leo> a man on stilts? <Inkoddi> Helm? <hotspot|fatman> bbl <|Tier|> brb <magintz> what did i say? <magintz> oh wait..........
Submitted on 2004-01-16 11:00:41 by magintz [...]
Quote #181 - [4]
<ShatteredSponge> Well, just you and me, m0ds. <ShatteredSponge> And whoever else is here. * Flippy_D waves <ShatteredSponge> Oh, god... <Flippy_D> :D <m0ds> yey playing fatman <ShatteredSponge> Guess that means just me and Flippy. <ShatteredSponge> ... * ShatteredSponge has quit IRC (Quit)
Submitted on 2004-01-16 18:55:48 by Flippy_D [...]
Quote #182 - [-11]
<Jackhammer> hehe.. i always wonder if people ask how someone else is doing just so they can point out something horrible that happened to them before <Jackhammer> "how are you jack?" "good, you?" "well I did just lose my virginity to a transvestite before watching my family be murdered before my eyes by my four year old cousin with a chainsaw, but aside from that, peachy"
Submitted on 2004-01-16 19:20:21 by Flippy_D [...]
Quote #183 - [23]
<|Tier|> im doing IT coursework :P <|Tier|> and listening to The Police <Unhotspot15> :O <Unhotspot15> you have a scanner? <|Tier|> yesh <Unhotspot15> twat <|Tier|> :( <Unhotspot15> how you get that * danta has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <|Tier|> got it for christmas about 4 years ago :) <Unhotspot15> I've been on the police channels before on a walkie talkie, but I dont know the freq. <|Tier|> oh no <|Tier|> not listening to the police <|Tier|> i mean the band ^__^
Submitted on 2004-01-17 08:55:58 by Nacho [...]
Quote #184 - [10]
<Yufster> I'm half <Yufster> english <Yufster> So every time we do history I sit at the back of class, like smiegal or however you spell his name... <Yufster> WE WANT OUR POTATOES!! Nooo! They're MINE!!! GIVE THEM TO MEE!!! Noo! No... English wouldn't HURT anyone... THEY BELONG TO IRELAND!! GIVE!!! No!!! ....My Preciouses... <Yufster> It's like being born with a good side and an evil side <Yufster> Except imagine that the good side is also evi
Submitted on 2004-01-18 16:57:12 by shbaz [...]
Quote #185 - [3]
<Inkoddi> DCC++ thingy is working <Farlander> so... send me that porn Inkoddi <Inkoddi> I haev no porn on teh computer <Inkoddi> *hard drive <Farlander> why? <Inkoddi> cds <Farlander> Lol
Submitted on 2004-01-18 18:14:39 by Nacho [...]
Quote #186 - [3]
<BOYD1981> 6.99 for a burger? <BOYD1981> isn't that a bit much? <Yufster> I was kinda exaggerating <Yufster> But it's really annoying going places to eat and all the vegetarian food is like E3 more expensive than EVERYTHING ELSE <Yufster> Damn I wanna eat meat * RobertEric zips his fly down
Submitted on 2004-01-20 17:34:13 by Meowster [...]
Quote #187 - [13]
<Hotspot15> Im out of new song slots :( <Hotspot15> my music collection is almost as big as my p3nish <|Tier|> 1 inch?
Submitted on 2004-01-22 10:57:04 by Nacho [...]
Quote #188 - [5]
* [FIN]Seimu has joined #ags <Roger> QUIT STALKING ME! * [FIN]Seimu has left #ags
Submitted on 2004-01-23 03:56:58 by Ginny [...]
Quote #189 - [17]
<Yufster> I don't know why but Indiana Jones reminds me of George Lucas <Inkoddi> He reminds me of Harrison Ford
Submitted on 2004-01-24 15:59:50 by My name isn't Nick, you asshole
Quote #190 - [8]
<Olivia> but the chikans and ducks had a fite with a fox and the fox won
Submitted on 2004-01-24 17:24:55 by Olivia
Quote #191 - [11]
<Olivia> My sister wants me to remind you, for some obscure reason, that when I was four years old I squeezed a rabbit to death. Officially it was declared 'death by love'. I hugged it to death. <Olivia> As she puts it, "I really loved him that much" <Olivia> I was like Moira from Pinky and the Brain, except imagine that the brain was all over the carpet
Submitted on 2004-01-24 17:27:24 by Olivia
Quote #192 - [3]
<m0ds> wb <Jackhammer> thanks mods <m0ds> np <Jackhammer> i wish everything could be communicated with a mere two letters. ;) <m0ds> m2
Submitted on 2004-01-24 19:16:19 by shbaz [...]
Quote #193 - [7]
* Inkoddi 's PC is home-built <Inkoddi> MX? <Inkoddi> Ti? <Ginny> cool, did you build it yourself? <Ginny> ;) <Inkoddi> me and my dad <Inkoddi> it's one of those little ones <Inkoddi> t(the PC, not the dad) <Ginny> lol!
Submitted on 2004-01-28 13:24:15 by Ginny [...]
Quote #194 - [1]
<Ginny> hmm, the BGnE dl doesnt work : <Inkoddi> BGnE? <Inkoddi> begone?
Submitted on 2004-01-28 13:28:17 by Ginny [...]
Quote #195 - [21]
<Ginny> what about your mags game, spotty? <Hotspot15> what MAGS game? <Hotspot15> wha? <Ginny> the one with robotic speech, 6 rooms, an easter eggs, called "krap quest" I believe <Inkoddi> yeah, wha? <Inkoddi> hindersh's... <Hotspot15> ._, <Hotspot15> thats not mine <Ginny> wha? <Ginny> wha? <Ginny> wha? <Ginny> oh... <Ginny> umm <Ginny> ! <Inkoddi> THAT's HINDERSH'S GAME!!111 :)
Submitted on 2004-01-28 15:05:28 by Ginny [...]
Quote #196 - [-11]
<Yufster> Well personally if I was hitting Indiana Jones and he was grinning, I'd want to hit him even more, and a lot harder <Yufster> Until he stopped grinning <Davy_Malay> The grin thing says to me "oh, think you're hard, eh, well wait till you feel THIS..." <Yufster> It says to me, "Shit, I made the wrong facial expression when he threw a fake punch. Now it'll look dumb if I change it all of a sudden" <Davy_Malay> well, yeah. That too.
Submitted on 2004-01-28 19:47:40 by Meowster [...]
Quote #197 - [4]
[17:43] <BOYD1981> hmm, i need to find something to do [17:43] <BOYD1981> before this boredom drives me mad [17:44] * Ginny is now known as Boredom [17:44] <Boredom> Muahahah [17:44] * Boredom is now known as Ginnt [17:45] <Hotspot15> ginnt :p
Submitted on 2004-01-30 13:31:39 by Ginny [...]
Quote #198 - [-6]
<Gleep> [17:43] <BOYD1981> hmm, i need to find something to do <Gleep> [17:43] <BOYD1981> before this boredom drives me mad <Gleep> [17:44] * Ginny is now known as Boredom <Gleep> [17:44] <Boredom> Muahahah <Gleep> [17:44] * Boredom is now known as Ginnt <Gleep> [17:45] <Hotspot15> ginnt :p <Gleep> woops... * Gleep dies * Hindersh goes on a quest <Hotspot15> ? <Gleep> that was.. <Gleep> an aciident..
Submitted on 2004-01-30 13:34:39 by Ginny [...]
Quote #199 - [11]
YufsterChan: I boiled my shirt in a pot of bleachy water, and it went all over the kitchen and I forgot it was cooking so when I went back there was half crisp, half liquid thingy in the pot YufsterChan: I didn't know the shirt was plastic, or whatever it was YufsterChan: Anyway I assumed that if one shirt was plastic, the other definitely was not, because what the hell would anybody want with TWO plastic shirts? YufsterChan: So I went to iron it, and it stuck to the iron YufsterChan: And when I finally got the iron off, the rest of the shirt was on fire and dripping over the carpet YufsterChan: So now I have no shirt for work tomorrow, I have an iron with plastic all over the iron part, I have a carpet covered in off-white plastic drips, and a kitchen covered in boiled-over bleach water and a pot full of melted plastic YufsterChan: When the hell did they start making shirts plastic? YufsterChan: I thought it said 100 percent cotton on the label Merkvurdiliebe: the shirt lied YufsterChan: Oh wait. YufsterChan: What's Polystyrene? Merkvurdigliebe: Plastic YufsterChan: Oh. YufsterChan: Well, I can see how I made that mistake YufsterChan: I can't believe it's not cotton!
Submitted on 2004-01-31 01:32:55 by Anonymous
Quote #200 - [-16]
* Vel does air guitar * PhilRoberts2004 does Vel * PhilRoberts2004 has quit IRC (Quit) <ErsatzYak> Well, that was a Wham, Bam, Thank you ma'am if I ever saw one.