Quote #251 - [-6]

<RobertEric> sedriss, have some warm beer
* RobertEric hands sedriss a can of "warm beer"
<sedriss> Mmm...beer..
<sedriss> D'oh!
<RobertEric> XD

Submitted on 2004-03-08 19:18:12 by Anonymous

Quote #252 - [17]

<Flippy_D> someone indulge me.
* Roger gets the whip

Submitted on 2004-03-12 19:44:21 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #253 - [25]

<magintz> rog will you have sex with me
<Roger> magintz: maybe later
<magintz> ok :)
* magintz waits

Submitted on 2004-03-13 12:15:25 by magintz [...]

Quote #254 - [5]

<m0ds> todays top tip: never mention someones parents online, they're usually dead.
<RobertEric> m0ds, how are your parents?
<m0ds> dead.
<Obi-Leo> wow the first tip is actually quite good
<m0ds> no, they're good thanks. :)
<m0ds> lol
<m0ds> what about yours, RE?
<RobertEric> Dead

Submitted on 2004-03-15 17:48:23 by You

Quote #255 - [12]

<m0ds-predator> im going to quote this, simply cos everyone else does when the room is empty and somehow they think it's funny and will get them loads of votes

Submitted on 2004-03-17 17:25:12 by m0ds [...]

Quote #256 - [16]

<Roger> you're chatting in #suicide
<Melia> I am?
<Melia> God, no wonder it's so dead in here.
<Melia> *bud-dum tish*

Submitted on 2004-03-17 22:35:54 by m0ds [...]

Quote #257 - [1]

<Yufster> What would you do if somebody called your mom HOT?
<|Tier|> give them her card
<Haddas> I'd put her out again. She shouldn't smoke in bed
<daf> give them head
<|Tier|> your mum is hot def

Submitted on 2004-03-18 14:42:01 by Meowster [...]

Quote #258 - [0]

<BOYD1981> that's why if i were to murder again i wouldn't own up
<BOYD1981> erm, -again

Submitted on 2004-03-19 15:16:15 by EldKatt [...]

Quote #259 - [13]

<BOYD1981> brb
<magintz> boyds gay
<BOYD1981> no he isn't
<magintz> oh he hasnt gone yet

Submitted on 2004-03-19 16:46:35 by magintz [...]

Quote #260 - [-13]

<Farlander> baboon
<N3TGraph> monkey
<Farlander> chimp
<A|G|A> gibbon
<N3TGraph> koala
<A|G|A> um?
<A|G|A> stupid N3TGraph! you spoiled the game >:|
<Farlander> Lol

Submitted on 2004-03-21 08:53:39 by Nacho [...]

Quote #261 - [15]

* evil1359 has joined #ags
<evil1359> Holy crap.
<Flippy_D> Yes?
<evil1359> I have been talking in #AGS for a week on the wrong server.
<Flippy_D> O_O
<Flippy_D> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<evil1359> I thought a bunch of newbies had joined or something
<evil1359> God I'm retarded.

Submitted on 2004-03-29 17:56:29 by Flippy_D [...]

Quote #262 - [16]

<magintz> I think AGA fancies me... he keeps wanting to shove stuff into me from behind... he says knifes, but I know thats really a metaphor

Submitted on 2004-03-30 10:55:06 by magintz [...]

Quote #263 - [-5]

* Hotspot15 steals matt's teddy
* |Tier| doesnt have one
<Hotspot15> i know
<Hotspot15> I stole it

Submitted on 2004-03-30 11:22:23 by Anonymous

Quote #264 - [20]

* magintz gets out scythe and starts raping peoples soulds
<magintz> *reaping
<|Tier|> :D
<magintz> REAPING NOT RAPING!!!!!

Submitted on 2004-03-30 11:23:15 by Anonymous

Quote #265 - [15]

<_hX_> who's annie?
<Farlander> ._. <-----
<Petteri-> Annie ._. k
<|Tier|> Annie ._./~

Submitted on 2004-03-31 11:43:34 by Nacho [...]

Quote #266 - [21]

http://www.geocities.com/thebinaryboys/V5_FakeosityMaxBolts.jpg

(people is discussing about a very realistic photo of two screws pretending to be made in a 3-d program)

<Farlander> Actually, if it´s possible to make a perfectly realistic 3-d of an entire house... Why not making a very very very realistic one of two screws?
<LGM> Who would model two screws and render.. Waste of bloody time
<Flippy_D> it's good enough to make you think it's a photo
<sedriss> why not?
<Flippy_D> that's good.
<Farlander> sure, but talking of wasting of time... We´re all in mIRC in spite of making games, so...
<LGM> The burger is obviously 3d
<LGM> True True, far
<LGM> I'm gonna jet
<LGM> later y'all
* LGM has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
* c_leksutin has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

Submitted on 2004-03-31 17:48:31 by Nacho [...]

Quote #267 - [16]

<BOYD1981> there's not as many sluts in britain as in australia
<BOYD1981> and only a few of the women here look like men
<Layabout> define slut boyd
<BOYD1981> your mum

Submitted on 2004-04-07 12:44:21 by Nacho [...]

Quote #268 - [22]

* magintz steals everyones wallet
* magintz takes all the money
* magintz buys himself a nice hat

Submitted on 2004-04-08 07:17:07 by magintz [...]

Quote #269 - [2]

<Jekyll_HYDE> actually, all currency is worthless...
<Jekyll_HYDE> if you think about it.
<Jekyll_HYDE> I mean, I give you a rock, and you say it's worth five credits... it's just a rock.
<veryweirdguy> I wish I had some rocks in the bank....

Submitted on 2004-04-14 11:29:07 by Anonymous

Quote #270 - [9]

<magintz> does anyone know how I set a laser printer to stun?
<OsUltimo> you dress it up in nice clothes?
<magintz> lol

Submitted on 2004-04-14 17:49:27 by Anonymous

Quote #271 - [-5]

*** Join: Obi-Neo (Obi-Leo@user-4440.l6.c1.dsl.pol.co.uk)
<|Tier|> :o
<Inkoddi> Obi-Matrix
* Inkoddi fires his gun at Obi-Neo
* Obi-Neo catches the gun inkoddi fired
<|Tier|> bullet?
<Obi-Neo> no he said he fired is gun
<BOYD1981> yeh
<|Tier|> hmm
<Obi-Neo> so i caught his gun
* |Tier| smacks Obi-Neo

Submitted on 2004-04-15 14:03:09 by Haddas [...]

Quote #272 - [29]

<Flippy_D> he
<Flippy_D> heh*
<Flippy_D> what a retarded typo.
<Info-Cow> Lol
<BOYD1981> but you're so good at tit

Submitted on 2004-04-15 19:34:25 by Anonymous

Quote #273 - [22]

*during the time when ivan keeps sending yufster some love letter kinda things*

* Yufster has quit IRC (Ping Timeout)
<OsUltimo> now that yuf is gone... who is ivan? :P
*m0ds has joined #ags

Submitted on 2004-04-16 20:16:29 by LordHart [...]

Quote #274 - [23]

<magintz> roger, get your virtual arse on here!
<magintz> i need your precious BOT mind
<magintz> thats usually one of those quotable moments when roger comes online
* magintz waits
<magintz> ...rats

Submitted on 2004-04-17 12:08:46 by magintz [...]

Quote #275 - [-10]

<m0ds> well, bbiab
* m0ds has left #ags
<OsUltimo> why does he say bbiab when he returns a day or two later whenever he says that... :
<A|G|A> his bits are very long.
<A|G|A> or so Yufster told me 

Submitted on 2004-04-20 02:47:59 by BOYD1981 [...]

Quote #276 - [-5]

a-v-o: roger seen lf-
Roger: lf- was last seen on #ags 18 minutes, 42 seconds ago stating: BlueCup seen a-v-o
a-v-o: huh... strange

Submitted on 2004-04-21 11:42:41 by dasjoe [...]

Quote #277 - [9]

*there was two rogers today...*

<OsUltimo> roger roger
<Roger2> roger is a st00pid bot
<Roger> Roger2: yes, cap'n?
<Roger2> Roger: yes, cap'n?
<Roger> Roger2: yes, cap'n?
<Roger2> Roger: huh?
* Roger kicks Roger2 (annoying fuck)
<OsUltimo> :o

Submitted on 2004-04-28 18:45:42 by LordHart [...]

Quote #278 - [22]

<OsUltimo> http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1506-SalmaHayek@Frida-2.jpg
<OsUltimo> real or fake?
<@AGA> real
<OsUltimo> agreed...
<BOYD1981> hmm, it looks like real sand to me

Submitted on 2004-04-28 19:30:22 by AGA [...]

Quote #279 - [-26]

<BOYD1981> ack, puter is dying!
<BOYD1981> nooo!
<BOYD1981> explorer shut down and now it won't shut up again
<BOYD1981> start up again rather

Submitted on 2004-05-02 14:28:38 by Ishmael [...]

Quote #280 - [18]

<Ginny> rog seen Duzz
<Roger> duzz was last seen on #ags 167 days, 14 hours ago stating: yay, finished exams, lots of time on me hands now...

Submitted on 2004-05-03 12:41:08 by BOYD1981 [...]

Quote #281 - [-27]

<sedriss>  http://www.stilemedia.com/?id=7f878
<sedriss> OMG!
<sedriss> check that out!
<Peter_Thomas> whale penis? I am no longer clicking any of your links   :S
<sedriss> lol
<OsUltimo> dude... thats worse then when shat gave us a link of someone shitting on another person and then saying "real or fake"
<OsUltimo> actually... no it isnt
<Peter_Thomas> damn straight it's not!

Submitted on 2004-05-04 19:06:17 by LordHart [...]

Quote #282 - [7]

<Haddas> Hmmm... What to draw...
<sedriss> porn
<Petteri-> God dammit!

Submitted on 2004-05-07 06:42:51 by Haddas [...]

Quote #283 - [-1]

<Inkoddi> roger google failure
<Roger2> 'failure': http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html
<Inkoddi> interesting....

Submitted on 2004-05-07 16:46:19 by Haddas [...]

Quote #284 - [-28]

*Haddas is doing something sneaky... and he contacted the wrong person with a PM...*

<Haddas> roger forget OsUltimo
<OsUltimo> what?
<Haddas> SHIT
<Haddas> wrong name
<OsUltimo> forget me... :o
<OsUltimo> why is he forgeting me? :o

Submitted on 2004-05-08 02:07:05 by LordHart [...]

Quote #285 - [-1]

<ShatteredSponge> My name isn't Neil.
<m0ds> i dont care
<ShatteredSponge> Truthfully, nor do I.
<ShatteredSponge> Call me whatever you want.
<m0ds> you're just text on a screen!!!11
<ShatteredSponge> *sexy* text?

Submitted on 2004-05-08 12:32:57 by Haddas [...]

Quote #286 - [17]

Guy # 1: Did you know it's YUFSTERS BIRTHDAY?
Guy # 2: 13th of May, right?!
Guy # 1: Yes! I love and adore Yufster.
Guy # 2: I'm going to go and give her my undivided attention.
Guy # 1: Me too! For like, the next, ten hours, and more!
Guy # 2: How old is she now?
Guy # 1: 18!
Guy # 2: Man, that is a great age to be!
Guy # 1: I agree with you, my friend!
Guy # 2: We should all give her money, probably.
Guy # 1: I agree with this, too. You are right.
Guy # 2: I am always right, like this.
Guy # 1: Whack!!! So is Yufster!
Guy # 2: I love Yufster!!! What is her AIM S/N?
Guy # 1: YufsterChan
Guy # 2: And her MSN?
Guy # 1: Yufster@Hotmail.Com
Guy # 2: Cool!

Submitted on 2004-05-13 10:21:51 by Guy # 3

Quote #287 - [-6]

* RobertEric erects some big wooden crosses that he plans to hang newbies on
* A|G|A erects some RobertEric
* shbazjinkens cowers under a table, hoping no one sees him

Submitted on 2004-05-16 20:26:05 by shbaz [...]

Quote #288 - [1]

<EldKatt> see, I'm also a genius
<Obi-Leo> well as i corrected myself i'm also a genius
<EldKatt> yes
<EldKatt> we're all geniuses
<Haddas> I have a bellybutton

Submitted on 2004-05-18 15:37:28 by Haddas [...]

Quote #289 - [-5]

* TreUgglor has joined #ags
<OsUltimo> sexy pictures of me!
* OsUltimo forces them at treugglor as he enters the room...
* TreUgglor has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)

Submitted on 2004-05-19 05:57:29 by Ginny [...]

Quote #290 - [4]

<magintz> tier says i shouldnt listen to boyd
<BOYD1981> boyd says you shouldn't listen to tier
<magintz> dont confuse me
<magintz> boyd i like to think "there is no sequel" so true
<BOYD1981> as tier looks like one of those gremlins from those education adverts, he's obviously against you learning anything

Submitted on 2004-05-20 19:55:01 by magintz [...]

Quote #291 - [24]

<BOYD1981> man, that's probably one of the worst things about the original matrix
<Peter_Thomas> and "that" is...
<BOYD1981> now whenever anyone mentions a spoon on the internet you get somebody saying "there is no spoon"
<BOYD1981> without fail
<Peter_Thomas> oh, yeah.
<RobertEric> I shoved a spoon up my ass...
<Peter_Thomas> but there ISN'T a spoon
<Peter_Thomas> :O
<RobertEric> Well?
<BOYD1981> it would have been better if it was a spork
<BOYD1981> "there is no spork"
<RobertEric> "You have to realize the truth."  "What truth?"  "There are no stupid people."  "Phew!  Thank god for that."
<Peter_Thomas> uh-huh
<BOYD1981> you know what was stupid about that "there is no spoon" thing?
<BOYD1981> he jumped out the way of that train, instead of realising "there is no train"
<magintz> true
<RobertEric> There was no real train, but the code of the train could still kill him.
<sedriss> yeah. and instead of fighting smith, he could have realized that there is no smith
<BOYD1981> yeh
<BOYD1981> i like to think "there is no sequel"

Submitted on 2004-05-20 19:55:47 by magintz [...]

Quote #292 - [0]

* OsUltimo pushes in line to get yufsters assy chocolate coffee...

Submitted on 2004-05-21 05:51:58 by Anonymous

Quote #293 - [17]

<OsNap> night night
* OsNap goes nap
* BOYD1981 masturbates over ultimo while he sleeps

Submitted on 2004-05-21 10:11:11 by Anonymous

Quote #294 - [-8]

<RobertEric> I still find it funny that Sandra somehow made herself the dominent one in this relationship
<RobertEric> All I am is her bitch
<BOYD1981> men can never be truely dominent, not aslong as they have a penis
<OsUltimo> :P
<BOYD1981> the penis has needs, and women know how to make us need that need
[<OsUltimo> so do our hands...
<BOYD1981> yeh but if you have a woman you don't need your hands
<BOYD1981> unless you've had an argument
<BOYD1981> in which case you'll need some chloryform
<OsUltimo> unless shes ugly, and doesn't have a vagina, a mouth or hands... or an ass...
<BOYD1981> yeh but youre mum is already taken

Submitted on 2004-05-22 20:20:00 by the penis, it slaps you

Quote #295 - [0]

<Yufster> What's my assy chocolate coffee?
<OsUltimo> i cant remember what we were talking about
<Yufster> Assy chocolate coffee, evidently.
<OsUltimo> someone said something about coffee
<OsUltimo> then it turned to ass
<OsUltimo> then chocolate...

Submitted on 2004-05-22 21:40:29 by Anonymous

Quote #296 - [-8]

<BOYD1981> irc isn't pointless! it's fun fun fun!
<veryweirdguy> like multiplayer notepad

Submitted on 2004-05-24 05:28:26 by Femme Stab Mode >:D [...]

Quote #298 - [10]

<Hotspotalmost16> if I install Halo do u know where I can get the internet patch/crackthingy?
<BOYD1981> hotspot, ask me that question again but spell "you" properly
<Hotspotalmost16> if I install Halo do you know where I can get the internet patch/crackthingy?
<BOYD1981> no, sorry
<Hotspotalmost16> tosser :P

Submitted on 2004-05-25 06:22:27 by Anonymous

Quote #299 - [14]

<visy> why is annie ._.
<veryweirdguy> what was wrong with Annie?
<visy> the signifigance of ._.?
<Layabout> ._. is annies smilie
<Layabout> which is way overused and I HATE IT
<Roger^pehope> it's the last memory of her :o
<visy> Layabout: ._. is a very innocient smile
<visy> like somebody is doing you up the ass-smile
<visy> @_@
<veryweirdguy> ....
<veryweirdguy> yes, perfect description
* Roger^pehope +annie_mode
<Roger^pehope> this is fun! ._.
<Roger^pehope> annie mode ._.
<visy> ._.
* Roger^pehope -annie_mode
* Haddas changed mode to +idiot for Haddas

Submitted on 2004-05-25 09:18:59 by visy (the guy who made Lassi Quest) [...]

Quote #300 - [18]

<A|G|A> 2 isn't a prime number, fuckwit
<BOYD1981> yes it is
<shbazjinkens> yes it is
<terranRICH> Yes it is
<terranRICH> fuckwit
<A|G|A> or is it?

Submitted on 2004-05-25 23:15:58 by shbaz [...]

Quote #301 - [-1]

<BOYD1981> okay! time to get horizontal!
<shbazjinkens> ew.

Submitted on 2004-05-25 23:39:46 by Anonymous